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diddydiva:
I will be sincere with you dude

you are the side guy.



that's all

Good mawning dear

Ok, that's one crazy love pic. Wonder how many guys would openly do that

Lamispaco:
Twaci and 0diddydiva please you shouldn't be doing that,Moderator better close this thread

badbelle

tosyne2much:
I have been observing ur comments b4 the invention of pant and bra

Loooooool

tosyne2much:
wooow !!! *runs outta nairaland

where u dey run go?

Pls note:

1) It is not a poem.

2) If u think it is for u.....dey there dey deceive urself.

Diddydiva here goes ma shout-out:

So many things to say,
a thousand and one feelings to describe, but my lips aren't moving,
my heart not beating.

Desires, decisions,
truly don't move together cause whenever u are close,
I get clueless (*smiles*).

A thought of u,
your image in my head,
throws me into a frenzy,
one I don't want to pass away.

I want u, I know this,
your feelings I know not,
but don't ever forget this....I love u, its a promise.

Happy val (in advance) baby.

diddydiva:
agony of a heartbroken girl

I understand huh?

tosyne2much! Oya oh! Before person go faint for here!

diddydiva:
are you scared?



take all the time you need Tosyne dear

Scared of what?

He's all mine. Instead of waiting for his reply (which will surely be in ma favour), I suggest u go to a transformer and do was is needed to be done.

tosyne2much:
I'm the rightful owner of _____________

Not funny bro, not funny. Av been waiting up for a decision.

diddydiva:
pictures?
who would remember that!!
especially when touching is involved.

Gosh!!!

his hands on my delicate skin made adrenaline rush that I could only hold him tight

his soft and succulent lips made me go into trance immediately it touched my lips

his tongue feasted on my body that I could only moan his name.

I was so fulfilled when it all ended and we held each other close and promised to let go


do you want more?

don't cry huh?




Tosyne is mine alone

*dumbfounded*

Blackeard:
A pun is a word that means more than one thing

and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing

I am trying my best to write one about both

and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath

but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained

to be a good conductor you must first be trained

when I say trained what does that mean to you

a way of learning, or a moving choo choo

now there you go, and wasn’t that fun

there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun

now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off hand

so listen up closely and see if you understand

to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa must truly be gifted

when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a huge weight has been lifted

my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I said sure no sweat

I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I don’t even fret it

I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand

when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand

hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass

and people who drop out of school have no principals or class

when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped

and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped

the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace

and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a whole race

to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent

but the Indy 500 is a boring event

zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find

and all they really want is a piece of mind

I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow complainer

then decided to join them myself and it was a no brainier

there you go two more puns about the undead

and the fact that they like the brains in your head

lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying

a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without saying

now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away

and obviousness is the second thing on display

so once again it’s a phrase that means more than one thing

and if its done properly a smile it will bring

if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion

it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a passion

only smart people receive them with delight

the people who don’t are simply not bright

so if you tell one and it does not succeed

you’ve probably told it to a stupid inbreed

whatever you do don’t let them make you quit

keep on telling puns and challenge your wit

I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely

and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely

I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said

but simply go back and review the words you just read

Got lost at the first letter "A", but I refuse to go thru this again.

So I'll just say, more MB to ur phone.

Weldone!

hardbody:
Babe chill. You'll get fvcked up, down, roundly and inside out. Guess what? shiite ain't gonna happen.

*Just dey look u*

RomanceLander:
Lols does he share money? Lemme join in the 'tosyne2much' hunt

@bolded, that name makes me think I'm a stammerer

Lmao, maybe u are.

RomanceLander:
*in dbanj voice



Lols easy tigers. .. does this have anything to do with the forthcoming valentine's day

Did...Did u just call me a tiger?! Diddydiva, this person just called us tigers!

messpero90:
even ur face self b like babalawo. i run out of thread.

Lol!

Red alert! A heartbreaker here!

diddydiva:
sit there!!!


we had a wonderful evening cruising in the Ferrari.

Pictures or adonbilivit.

emusmith:
Any gift for a brother...

U go collect chin-chin?

diddydiva:
Tosyne is definitely not taking that from you.

he's got more than enough of those

Na u give am Ferrari?

diddydiva:
*in dbanj voice


you are on the long thing





everybody knows he is mine

Name them. Let them come and defend this...

A ferrari with a packet of singlets and boxers....

diddydiva:
what exactly is your point lady?

*in brandy's voice* The boy is mineeeeeee....

izaray:
Good, u see wat i was talking abt right? Diddydiva, is every wer, so if u are not smart enough......i will comment my reserved later, make i drink water bikonu

I dey sell kunu oh! Incase u wan buy...

diddydiva:
I agree?

pardon my curiosity

are u crushing on any of them?

if yes.


stay away from them till after val cos they are all mine for this val


Right guys?

There she goes again!

diddydiva:


all handsome guys on Nl are mine for this val.

you can have them after val


except one of course

All of una don baje finish!

Una mates dey their husbands' house, una dey here dey drag another woman property. See waste of time! Izaray and Diddydiva, yeah, am talking to u two.

As for that babe wey too serious, jux wondering sha oh, who forced u to open this thread anywayz?

izaray:
I just d waka d pass sha

All these waka waka people sef!

neoapocalypse:
The correct quote is - "Heav'n has no rage like love to hatred turn'd nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. "

Thanks dear. Naija people like us dey always pick that particular part (...or phrase) that affects us. Its noted sha. Thanks.

idupaul:
And someone would be happy somwhere he has babe called twaci

loooool. Na so na! If he get me as babe, he should understand that bleeping up would not be accepted.

*suspicious* abi u get babe with the name Twaci?

diddydiva:
calm down.

he is a guy!!!


and who said Tosyne is yours?

you wanna start again right?

Then he must be gay (no offense oh!).

As for who get tosyne2much, I call on him to speak for himself.....

izaray:
Hahaha..ok.ooo

Lemme get this straight Diddydiva, person just wake up open this thread.....for tosyne2much?

From under ma nose these NLander gals wan snatch ma guy! This is serious!

Flawlessangel:
twaci am being serious, i and diva are lovers, but twaci u are cute too..very cute

Ask Diddydiva who Rodriguez is then. Come oh! Are u male or female sef?

losprince:
well... bleep ane run is on its finale, ploting another one though... remember you havent voted me o.

Vote? U too dey contest for presidency?!