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diddydiva:
Pele

We are sad suckers babe.

*opens a bottle of champange and pours into two glasses* Lets drink to singleness babe.

idris4r83:
How can u compare a tokunboh car with a brand new car? The comparison is not even worth it.

*looks at the camera* Is this dude comparing girls to cars?!

diddydiva:
Am serious.



#so sad

Sowie. Didn't get any maself.


#so sad

No volvo?.....mtchewwwwww, yeye list!

diddydiva:
I did not get any kiss



#So sad

Took me a whole day to process this....

Adonbilivit!

losprince:
so that's what u meant when u kissed my tommy

Its called "cheek" not "tommy".

Smh...olodo

Ma dear, if u listen to guys ehen, u will end up doing plastic surgery.

If its not ur boobs, its ur booty.

Big boobs or not, babes if u fine, u fine (and take note that beauty actually comes from within). Moreover, there are some big boobied girls I know that are so unattractive compared to some flat-chested one.

izaray:
You fear gist na, r u on fb?

Yeah, wonder who is not.

izaray:
My dear, no be small tin o, too much fun dat day, dat's was why i couldn't come online na

Hehehehe.....gimme gist!

izaray:
Swty i dey o, how ur side?

Fine fine oh. So about Val, wetin u get?

izaray:
I just d waka d pass sha @Twaci and Diddydiva, i hail u guys

Waka waka! Babe how far na?

diddydiva:
Am here to read comments

Yeye. *Sits on her mat* Where's the popcorn?

tomtween:
wil luv a virgin so dah ma wedding night wud b a night of virgins ;Dwil luv a virgin so dah ma wedding night wud b a night of virgins

Tell me suntin!

iLovePusssy:
Ah love sabi-gurls... Wen yhu invite 'em over to ur place, they olredi kno wussup... So they save yhu d bullsh!t nd ol dah... Unlike these self acclaimed virgins..

haha...WICKED!

MzNelly:
Virginity or no is just an icing on the cake

What you should really work on is manners, intelligence, attitude and even finance,

Virginity without all these is null and void.

True.

tosyne2much:
lemme buy this plot

Not for sale buddy. Not for sale

JeffreyJamez:
Smh.... that was a metaphor

And I was being sarcastic....Smh 4 u too

JeffreyJamez:
You definitely dunno erriga then.... raps in solid waffi pidgin with punchlines that'll make your nose bleed!!!

Is ur nose bleeding?

Pictures or ......

When I was a little girl, I understood the fact that most guys desired and respected Virgins. But as for now?....Hmmm, don't know oh! I have met a couple of guys saying that Virgins "na work".

So, romancelanders tell me, Virgins or Non-virgins....and why?

JeffreyJamez:
Yung6ix is all foreign and shii while Errigga gives it the way the streets love it......nobody know Yung6ix for wafftown o.....na errigga them know


Personally me feel say yung dey learn work for where Erriga dey..

Iffa hear! Yung6ix rules jaare.

*whispering to maself* all this Nland boys sef.....

Just be open to her. Be tactical but romantic about it.

diddydiva:

U are a heartbreaker dear! Way to go!

tosyne2much:
Hiannnn !!! You got crush on my boo ?

Diddydiva, I need you on this thread

Dey there make khaki dey wear u. Smh for u...

losprince:
Oh twaci love. I will swallow the sun for you.

OYO.

Translated - On Your Own.

Thanks dear.

Wait sef, diddydiva, u didn't say which one u got. I opened this for u nah.

illicit:
Twaci which one are u giving me

E don pass.

Mood to talk to John Thomas.

*Folds ma mat* Am outta here.

I laugh so tay I fall comot for chair.

Dear OP, sowie to burst ur bubble. I definitely do not envy your group of species.

So, go and sleep....or find another group of species to intimidate.

*drops mic*

*lights a candle*

Don't really know him, just joined NLand, but going through this thread, I felt this ache, this lump in ma chest.

RIP DJDOLA.

Ma heart goes out to his friends, e-friends, family and loved ones. Take heart, nndo.

I officially declare u Nairaland's St. Valentine DJDOLA.

cutieberie1:
twaci tell us which 1 u ve received..?

*shyly* Well just say ma ears are still tingly....

Ok romancelanders, its valentine and a lot of things have gone down (and/or still yet to go down ). Well am not going to go into all those crazy stuffs ya'll did and will do, but will just pass this bit of info

KISSES AND THEIR MESSAGES

Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready

Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever

Kiss on the Ear = Ur my everything

Kiss on the Cheek = We're frnds

Kiss on the Hand = I adore U

Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

Kiss on the Shoulder = I want U

Kiss on the Lips = I love U


Which Kiss:

Have u given today?

Are u about giving?

Will u give?

Will u be giving?

clevvermind:
doing my body somehow, especially my waist area.

*that awkward moment when ma thumbs hovers above ma pad as I wonder, "Is this dude ok?"*