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Romance › Re: Is Love Sex! The Difference Between Love Making And Sex. by Twaci(f): 7:09pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ipledge:
which country use this number

Zenith Bank.

That's where u pay ma transport fare into.....yeye

Romance › Re: . by Twaci(f): 7:05pm On Feb 13, 2015

It is simple.

Stop using endearments on him. Use his name more often. And when u go on FB or any other social sites, drop in a "dear" here or there when talking to other guys.

And pls, stop going thru his FB or phone....u'll just lose ur mind.

Romance › Re: Is Love Sex! The Difference Between Love Making And Sex. by Twaci(f): 6:59pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ipledge:
i pick race...I join Val most be postponed crew

Thought so.

Ok. U can call me up 2mao, let's meet.

Ma number is: 200698547

Celebrities › Re: Woman Makes Yogurt From Her Vagina, Says It Tastes “sour, Tangy, And Tingly”. by Twaci(f): 6:53pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ewwwwwww!

I will never buy yogurt anyhow now! God knows where it comes from.....*a smiley for intense disgust is needed pls*

Romance › Re: Pic Of The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by Twaci(f): 6:39pm On Feb 13, 2015

Jollyjoy:
twaci u go be our overall first

Nah! I no fit be moderator and at the same time ma name go dey list na.

BTW, my heart na flesh....u no fit break am...

Romance › Re: Am In Love With Seriousbabe by Twaci(f): 6:32pm On Feb 13, 2015

Kingblingz:
You are in love with SERIOUS trouble! Make I see the FOO! Wey go quote me.

Erm sorry bros, I no bin wan quote u oh, but...em, no be "foo" na "fool".

*clears throat*

Romance › Re: Pic Of The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by Twaci(f): 6:27pm On Feb 13, 2015

Jollyjoy:
them never break ur heart be4? Abi u one lie say junior no break ur heart? Na person wen dem don break e heart they knw wen person dey suffer frm heart break. Shikina.

Loooool!

Gaskiya...u bi olofofo!

Diddydiva, I think u should open a thread titled "Heartbroken Nlanders", and start No. 1 as Jollyjoy...

Romance › Re: Annoying Things Ladies Do That Kills Chat Which Makes Us Delete Them by Twaci(f): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2015

Well mine goes both ways sha...

1. Lol.
U know, when this stuff came into town, I actually thought it meant, "Living our life", and whenever I comment and see someone say "Lol", I get angry and wonder, who forced u to leave the life u are living to come and read my post?! It was later on when I had blasted a poor girl on whatsapp that she explained to me that it rightly meant, "laughing out loud". Laughing out loud? Who send u? What if u come laugh small, wetin e go be? "Loss - laughing out small small". Really guys, pls stop "lolling". U can use smiley, that's why they are there. Or better still, just "Loss".

2. "Just passing".
Well here is ma advice to u passers, get a life! Stop passing. If u have got nothing useful to say, pass quietly and stop taking up comment space.

3. Kk/ohhkkk.
This comes mostly in whatsapp, BBM, Facebook and other social sites. Imagine this, u type furiously on ur pad, two sentences or three, then the perverted mind on the other side(usually girls, mind u) come up with just "kk or ohhkkk". Like seriously? Hey, if u don't have anything useful to say to my gist (...or gossip), just say "Loss". I can manage that. At least I go get for mind say u don loss.

Sowie girls.

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Romance › Re: Is Love Sex! The Difference Between Love Making And Sex. by Twaci(f): 6:11pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ipledge:
because u would be a good Val,no regret val with u

And say I become demanding?

Romance › Re: Please What To Do If A Married Woman Is In Love With You? by Twaci(f): 6:10pm On Feb 13, 2015

tenry:
Lol, ok sorry with that too. Too much experience. I can sense u ll be one funny babe.

Too much experience ke!

U neva jam

Romance › Re: Pic Of The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by Twaci(f): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
you like him?

he is sooooo harmsome

Yeye girl. Na heartbreak dey do u sha.

Romance › Re: Please What To Do If A Married Woman Is In Love With You? by Twaci(f): 5:51pm On Feb 13, 2015

tenry:
Inexperience led you to give such advice. You can never report such to her partner and expect him to believe you just like that when she can scheme ways to implicate you not minding you were the one who first reported the case. So sorry sister if I sounded harsh d other time. Sorry.

No p actually cheesy

. But be careful with who u call "inexperiened".....

Family › Re: When You Are Not Sexually Compartible With Your Partner by Twaci(f): 5:48pm On Feb 13, 2015

Define "sexually compatible" please.

*suspicious* Abi u wan use that big grammar confuse us just to justify ur actions (....that is if u end up sleepin with another).

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Romance › Re: Is Love Sex! The Difference Between Love Making And Sex. by Twaci(f): 5:45pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ipledge:
can u be my Val for tommorrow

Why this sudden toasting?! undecided

*suspicious*

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Romance › Re: Please What To Do If A Married Woman Is In Love With You? by Twaci(f): 5:43pm On Feb 13, 2015

tenry:
What is this one saying? All these teenagers on nairaland self. That is the most stupid action to take. The woman ll be vindicated and everything ll turn on his head, abi u are a learner?

Lool! Old man we done see u!

Well eleven-ry, I simply gave ma opinion. If u don't like it, kiss

Romance › Re: Pic Of The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by Twaci(f): 5:39pm On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
wao

so handsome

twaci ave gotten you a date

WHAKA!

Romance › Re: Please What To Do If A Married Woman Is In Love With You? by Twaci(f): 5:34pm On Feb 13, 2015

efonat:
U girls re good at reporting. Home breakers

lol....what can I say?

Romance › Re: Is Love Sex! The Difference Between Love Making And Sex. by Twaci(f): 5:29pm On Feb 13, 2015

They are different, yes but essential in every relationship.

U need love-making to reassure urselves of the affection, desires and passion shared.

U need se.x to inject excitement and fun into the relationship.

A quick one, do u think those exciting different se.x positions would ever be found in love-making?!

Romance › Re: Please What To Do If A Married Woman Is In Love With You? by Twaci(f): 5:16pm On Feb 13, 2015

Report to her husband.

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Val by Twaci(f): 4:55pm On Feb 13, 2015

illicit:
Very sweet of u twaci, love you lots, dedicating to u Beyonces - Lights out.

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Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu's Fence And The Sambisa Forest Poster. #WTF by Twaci(f): 4:12pm On Feb 13, 2015

ChinemeOkpan:
That is a very apt message to the fools that sent the soldiers there. Instead of using the human resources in the army optimally, to defeat the BH insurgents, they are sending soldiers to intimidate political opponents. Clueless people.

From Febuhari to March4Buhari

Lol, u guys are really becoming innovative with these "months and Buhari" stuff oh.

So say the election is moved to April, what will u call it? "Ape-for-buhari"?

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Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Val by Twaci(f): 3:38pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ohhhkkk, lemme see....

Dear friends, a wise friend said something to me this morning. He said, "There is nothing special in Val day". I believe him.

I don't think we all need to wait for Feb. 14 to tell someone (....or something) that we love them. Do it everyday, every hour, with every breath u take in. Let them know u appreciate them, that they mean everything to u.

I had a sister

yeah, had. We never got along well. Alwayz fighting over almost everything and anything. We were more like rivals than sisters.

The day I lost her, reality shot a bullet to ma head. Here was a girl I didn't really appreciate, didn't really know and didn't care at that time to hold close....gone. Taken away by a mild fever.

Friends, till date, I still regret everything. Every hurtful words we exchanged, every slap I delivered (laughs), every minute I wasted by not being the perfect older sis.

Moral of ma story, appreciate what u ve got before u lose em. Every single moment matters.

Here is ma song to everyone of u, some I know, others I just met. I appreciate u all and love every words (....even abuses) that we have exchanged. Love u all to bits.

"Count on me - Bruno Mars"

Christine (ma late sis)
Diddydiva (ma e-sister)
izaray (ma e-sister)
Seriousbabe
pascal92
impetus
Flawlessangel
Eddysal
Brugo
kannymoore
phenomasha
Sachin539964
Nneka123
lalasticlala
djeezy
decode55
tosyne2much
heemah
illicit
losprince
vickertony
Khd95
Safarigirl
SFSNIPER
JeffreyJamez
Donlino
obongproff
gambit10

kiss

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Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Val by Twaci(f): 2:52pm On Feb 13, 2015

Eddysal:
I dedicate The Book Of Love by Peter Gabriel to Twaci.

Awwww. Thanks.

Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Twaci(f): 10:26am On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
you are very wicked!!!

ave got lot of handsome dudes just that Tosyne was my favourite.

I will move on

I am me

bah wa wa wa wa! Hahahahahaha! She tryin to console herself!

Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Twaci(f): 10:11am On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
wicked!!!

let Tosyne come and settle this

*singing Backstreet Boys' GET ANOTHER BOYFRIEND*

Romance › Re: What Is An Ideal Val Gift For A Lady by Twaci(f): 10:04am On Feb 13, 2015

Hmmm. Not hard at all. Here goes:

A pair of smoking red hot pumps (Zara preferably)

A box of chocolate (maybe two)

A jewelry set (diamonds oh!)

A sweet ride (something Honda-ic)

A box of designers/ shopping spree

Iphone 30

20 sets of pure human hair (am thinking peruvian....)

*outta breath* Ok, let's just cut it short....ur atm card and pin would do just fine.

Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Twaci(f): 9:45am On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
#crying profusely

it's not funny joor

he broke my heart into million pieces.

he told me I was his first.

I was sooooo dumb to believe such an handsome guy will ever say the truth

oh my gosh!!!

why is this happening to me!!!

Take ma hanky and pull it together girl.

What is urs is urs, and what is not tongue

, aint.

*insert evil laugh here*

Romance › Re: Your Girlfriend Hosted Birthday Party Without Inviting You, Your Reaction? by Twaci(f): 9:03am On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
what did you hear?

*Whispers* I hear say...*more whispers*.

Hmmm, so u dey long tin oh!

Romance › Re: M In Love With Tosyne2much by Twaci(f): 9:01am On Feb 13, 2015

Diddydiva

Izaray

Cutieberie1

Come and see that true true, none of una get Tosyne. Hehehe.

Ma hands are off this matter.

Romance › Re: Much Love For Tosyne2much by Twaci(f): 8:57am On Feb 13, 2015

izaray:
Swty, i dnt think Twaci is referring to u

Good morning Izaray, how's ur nite?

Romance › Re: Your Girlfriend Hosted Birthday Party Without Inviting You, Your Reaction? by Twaci(f): 8:54am On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
eyah

sorry

Thanks oh. But really, wouldn't av had sleeping issues if u hadn't come and snatched ma love from me.

Well, anywayz, I'll just find another.

BTW, I heard something....

Romance › Re: Your Girlfriend Hosted Birthday Party Without Inviting You, Your Reaction? by Twaci(f): 8:37am On Feb 13, 2015

diddydiva:
good morning

how was your night?

Cold....no blankie cry

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