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Flawlessangel:
bravo!! Bravo!! Claps!!......ladies and gentlemen , this poem was written 4 me

For ur mind!

*claps* Diddydiva, nice one. Had me crying. So romantic!

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned (......or better still, pushed into abortions and scorned)

Eya Jannie, went thru a lotta stress to show the maga. Person like me na to go consult mamalawo...jux saying.

*speechless*

losprince:
dunno... just checking up on friends.

Thanks dearie, u are a nice pal. Xup wif Bleep and Run na?

losprince:
how can u make others smile and then be bored...

Lol. Amebo, who chook ur mouth here?

Brugo:
How are you doing darling?

Am fine. Practically bored to bits....

diddydiva:
lie lie

how old are you ?


it's too early to lie u know?

Was born mid seventies. Was actually there when u were christened.

Brugo:
Older than you. Let's say I was born in the mid/late 80s.

I'm impressed sha.

Diddydiva! Come and see ma "olden days" friend oh!

Warris this?!

*Flips over to the next page*

Brugo:
Lol. That's a really old number. Hmmm. Let's see. Grabs the mic.

Can I have a dance, Rosie aaaahh
Me friends are watching me, Rosie ah ah aaahn
They'll laugh ah ah me, Rosie aaahn
So can I have dance, Rosie. Lorda mercy!

But why, but why
Rosie baby you don't want to dance with me?
Ah but why, but why
Rosie baby you don't want to dance with me?

It is meeeee, it is meeee
Mr Blackky, Mr Fancy


Drops mic.

OH MA GAWD! That's terrific! U gat to be old to know that song! *suspicious* how old are u?

Zohan:
why do you hate me?

I don't! Jux pitying u.

Zohan:
Emm ok I'll try... Buh before I do that, emm is linda ikeji your cousin?

. People dey ask better thing before them go beyond....*disappointedly smh*

Well, she ma mum, y?

Brugo:
Lol.
(Looking in her eyes, I see the twinkle of humour)

Okay sweetie.

Lays her on the couch. Goes to get the pills. Notices they are just lozenges. Returns to rub her feet

Anything more honey?

Yeah, please can u sing that "Rosie" song by Blacky for me?

Zohan:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
Can't feel my limbs. My face is Numb!

In few words dude, u are dying. Jux go lie down for bed and place ur hands across ur chest, it will help.

diddydiva:
are you falling for me?

it's love portion



twaci come see

ave got a new date

Smh....

You don kill person pikin. U sure say no be kill and dry u put for the poor soul?

diddydiva:
what!!!


what is water yam?

Yam that is water water....duh?

Brugo:
Lol. Must have had too much wine. (Sweeps her of her pretty feet)

I'll carry you, baby. Need anything?

Ma arthritis med would do *coughs*

Brugo:
Hasty hasty

Darling, I don't do oldies. I prefer them young, soft and supple.

How are you?

Feeling very old right now *reaches for ma walking stick*

Was drinking Akamu.....just puked. Jeez! Thanks OP!

Brugo:
Lol. I'm not the OP.

*checks again*

Oh, that's true. *shrugs* either way, I still think u dig older aunties. Am I lying?

diddydiva:
am here ooo

rice and what?

Wateryam.....ur favourite.

pwerrymansion:
OP there's nothing abnormal abt your sexual preference in women. The older the wine, the sweeter

Spoken like a true drunk!

*tongue in cheek* No offense sha.

Brugo:
Checks her profile. mmmmm not bad. Young,... can't see her figure... Hmmm...

Where is the complete pic?

U "naija" enter blood.

Stick to ur sugar aunties jaare!

Ha! Am innocent of all these!

*bats ma lashes*

I bin wan ask u to be ma val. But if that's the case, *in OJB's voice* "Am the one who's searching......"

*wipes ma tears* Anywayz, where's Diddydiva? Babe rice done don oh!

kannymoore:
hey twaci..
Just saw the flaming angel pix in your profile and loved it to bits.

Are you art inclined by anyway?

Just sent you a pm only moments ago,,,(so totally unlike me sha *covers face*)... Hope you'd be nice to "retaliate" in like manner. Lol.

Shet. Too much info on the thread...apologies to everyone.

Lemme do a moonwalk instead.

Awww, don't be. Lol. *speechless*

diddydiva:
I won't tell you my new dates so u won't snatch them again.

Valentine dates snatcher!!!

Ewo! Abeg oh! No F me up now! I don already do ma val hair oh!

diddydiva:
did I hear u say 'we'

hell noooooooo

my dates are for me alone

Plzzzzz! No bring that leg come oh! U no fit to tell me that!

diddydiva:
Tosyne wouldn't try such a thing.

as for val?

ave got fishes




#winks

Ehen? Tell me sontin! Omo, we don hammer be that na!

As for tosyne, didn't know he would even try such and that I would even gree sef. But when the dude come offer to buy me an island in Rio, I gat to bow!