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Why God nor dey bring this kain ppl cm my way na...

MrIknowAll: DRAIN HIS WALLET AND RUN

nna take it easy naa..

Tucees: Yes?

I'd love to kiss'em.

SamSara01: Friday 5th of September will make it exactly 3 months I passed out of service. I'm a 1st class holder and the best graduating student of my department and faculty in a reputable public university in the south-west but I'm currently unemployed. Of course, my cause of worry does not major on being currently unemployed, but majors on how the hope of getting a job soon seems so deem. More worrying is how professionals, lecturers, friends, family and everyone else alike kept and keep singing to my hear how so easy it will be for people like me to secure not just a job but a very good job. As it is, I don't seem better off than someone who spent every single night at a night club while I was burying my head in books during my school days. How do I motivate an aspiring student who thinks what I'm carrying is the gateway to success? If this has been the tale of people like me, then 1st class honour has truly been over-hyped in Nigeria.

just three months?

marieolae: Guys nd yansh sha

I'm not like that ooo..but I like your backside.

Ezibless: He'd also be ''TOO SHY'' to love me.
And what i'll do?







Ignore the dude jor...

The feelings would go.
It happened to me lol.
And i thank God i bottled it up.
He no gri tok and me ma no send. And today we're just friends.
Just wondering where the feelings went to

. Kai! Dat guy misss ohhhh. See doz lips...

aaronson: Most girls do what I call 'forming being nice' to a guy they really like especially if you handsome,I know what I face in class in the hands of those type of girls,for instance,one day we had class at a different lecture hall,on getting there everywhere was already filled up so this newly transferred girl to my dept just screamed out my name to come join her and she started asking me questions like I came for job interview lol, at the end of the day she told me I'm boring cus I didn't ask her back questions she was asking me in my mind I was like,your papa,I tell you say I luff you to show interest but while still with her I just smile...ladies don't force yourself on a guy if he isn't into you because to him you gonna be worthless and he might take advantage of your feelings to bed you like he love you remember we was born from a hole and always looking for a hole to enter and when we die we get buried in a hole!!!

Guy so u feel say u fine? Well.......God made everthing beautiful.

arewafederation: Ibo girls.

owerri gals espclly. Doz gals r juicy!

sCun: Seun, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, Semid4lyfe please help give this story some publicity.

who r dis ppl. Pls som1 shld explain cos im new here.

PapiWata: The man at least died as hero among lovers of dog meat, known in his neck of the woods as "Ebuwa" meat. Matter of fact it would not be surprising at all if the victim of this dhoggie dinner comes to be remembered with reverence and fondness, as a veritable patron saint of dog meat eaters in Calabar, Nigeria and beyond.

This die-hard lover of dog meat did not let his enthusiasm to score a free meal of his favorite dish be dampened by the high risk of poisoning with the same powerful insecticide used to kill the dog he elected eat as "punishment" for bad behavior.

Well, all told, it is indeed a dog-eat-dog world out there, though I am, well, dogged and hounded by the troubling thought that the consuming love for one's favorite dish can in fact be a far GREATER motivating force for some special people, than the very will to live, whereby hard-core connoisseurs of filet-dogghie would willingly consume dog stew made from a poisoned animal, as a means of demonstrating their single-minded dedication to a cause.

Now that, ladies and mentalmen, is an illustration of true loyalty and faithfulness to a Higher Calling, literally to one's last breath.

Long live the Late Eater of Dog, for he is now at the right hand of God, devouring yet more dog stew from a golden, diamond-studded chalice, up beyond the sky.

. All dis for dog meat. I wish i cld write like this.

Its sooo refreshing. And has a special taste.

englishmart: upcoming concubines to our clueless governors!

Some of them dey expose bobby like leaked waec papers.

One of them has been upcoming for 7years now.

GBAM!

I'd really love to her wet bust area. I therefore nominate Cossy Orjiakor and Maheeda

These India ppl sef. Na only una waka come? Land of extreme oddities.

abeg eye dey paint me. una help me see any black man for dia

safarigirl: A thousand gbosas to speedyboi for that awesome post abeg.

SA movies are extremely boring cuz they only shoot what Westerners like. No originality at all, nothing hip and fun. All their movies are either based on apartheid, drug abuse or some other shitty problem people would rather forget.

They're little pawns, the Western worl isn't interested in a civilized Africa, they only love watching woe-unto-I movies like Mandela, war and propaganda movies like that nonsensically boring Black Gold and ridiculous movies like Mr. Bones.

In fact, Osuofia in London was so famous cuz it depicted an impossibly uncivilized African in the Western World, which is exactly what they want to see

those lips sha...where did u get them from

freecharles: What's on your mind

sweet phussey

Tucees: Ebola take it easy nah! We know what you are capable of no need to keep flexing your muscles at us humans! Go back and remain dormant in bats and monkeys na Chineke name I take beg you o! For my office na so I dey screen my customers of high temperature before them enter and its becoming burdensome (though effective so far) but I don tayaaaaaaaaa!!! rest in peace sir.

ur legs?

kr0ne: You don't need advice to marry an Ibo girl as long as ur in love with her. All you need is money. Smh

Dazall

Six times because of Maths & Chem

bebe2: Not a single one in Africa

Oyinbo don talk,

Black man must to obey

Ebola nko

banega: Mmm • #Team flat/small bum •

u dont look like someone with a flat bum

ty-tymer:
Test Instructions: Fill in the gap

1. Any guy who doesn't know all these in 2014 is a ......................

learner