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SammieLowkey:
The real star boy big ups. My candid advice stay in America till 2019.

Why?
Lemme explain


Before when I want to cook rice, I wee just be
pouring the rice inside the pot any how, any how
until the spirit tells me it is okay.

Not anymore.

Recession was what happened and my life has
changed forever.
Now I dey measure the rice wella. I ask myself using
proportion in Maths. If three men can eat 4 cups,
how many cups should one man eat?
Come and see calculations. You will think it is
preparation for GRE/TOEFL exam.

These days na tea spoon I dey take measure the rice
put for pot. I use expansion formula. If one spoon
can expand to two spoons of rice when done, how
many tea spoons of rice do I need to put on the fire?
The rate this thing is going, with one cup of foreign
rice going for about 100 naira, I fit begin measure
rice to cook with micrometer screw guage or even vernier caliper.

I am not playing with this recession.
This is war!!!

So Wizkid with this few points of mine I hope I have been able to convince u & not confuse u that its better u stay in America till 2019. Thank you

you stole this post from Itodo Samuel Anthony on FB.

Why is that God keeps giving things to people who don't need it.

You just described me.

shugga:
I mean that sexually active man that will stay true and faithful to one woman.

Intelligent, cool headed, presentable, responsible and command respect, neat and focused. Most importantly have the fear of God in him not just going religious.

Drinks moderately, doesn't batter women but strive to talked through every issue. Have deep genuine love for his family (especially his immediate family).

QUESTION :

If a snake and an Mbaise man enters my house, who should I strike first?

Mehnn...this is a real nyam toho(bush meat in Tiv language).

PROCEDURE FOR PREPARATION

1. Cut open the stomach and remove the intestines and other nyama nyama.

2. Cut off its claws and its head(optional).

3. Use a neat iron sponge to thoroughly scrub the body. Use warm water mixed with salt.

4. Dry it in the sun so the water will drip out.

5. Smoke it using firewood for a minimum of two days.

6. Waybill it to me in Benue state so I'll give the remaining instructions.

JADO93:
90k for dis? He is funny. Get parent pix pls

Sorry, I couldn't get it. Thanks.

arcbay:
Way too much for 90k...With these features, shouldn't be more than 50k...

Okay. Thanks for the info.

arcbay:
That's a caucasian Shepherd from a "not too pure" pedigree... Depends on the asking price though, that's what will determine if you're getting good value for ur money.

He's asking for 90k.

Nostalgia21:
Looks like a Caucasian. Na rope you tie am so?

Na leash kind of...

Pavore9:
Just get a glass of warm water, squeeze 2 small sized lemon into it, chop a clove of fresh garlic and cut a small size of ginger. All mixed together in the glass of warm water and as you drink it, you have to chew the garlic and ginger in it. l must warn you when chewing it your eyes will see double as it taste pepperish! You can use powdered ginger and garlic instead of fresh ones but l prefer fresh ones. Take the mixture first thing in the mornings and last thing at night. lt also helps in bowels movement.

Thanks!

I want to buy it from a friend. So I want you guys to please tell me whether it's costly to maintain.

Seun pls help out.

Pavore9:
Remembering when l had a gum infection, for a week l was on a mixture of lemon, garlic and ginger, it did clear the infection but l also noticed that my face was smoother and softer like a baby's but l made sure l was indoors all through the period because l was oozing garlic!

How did you prepare the mixture? Procedure please..

Twaci:
Even I fat pass u bro and I am very thin!

...........With curves in the very right places.

EfemenaXY:
You're taking this sensation-seeking thread seriously?

Ask am oo..

olojuede01:
Really. . HOW MANY IGBO MOVIES DEY

My brother ask them oo

ronald4lif:


How is that possible?

You know when it comes to women there are some who proves hard to weaken their defences, that's hard to get. While there are some who aren't that stubborn. Start by wooing the latter, I am sure you can spot them when you see one around. Bring down your taste or category of girls you like a bit. When you start dating the easy-catch girls for a while then you can go for your real taste.

Master!!!

onila:
he used to ask me out all the time
I was like eww, he owns an African store that sells rice and beans for a living

I rarely even go to his own store when I reach that side

today, after I came out of the Nigerian store opposite his shop, after buying eba and egusi soup

I saw him drive pass thru with his brand new BMW X6 Jeep

next time, I reach the African store shopping complex, I will be visiting

I love you.

Person no go marry be that nah. All women possess one or all of these characteristics. Na to choose the manageable one.

stingbreed:
Ur girlfriend has another guy somewhere who is really pressuring her into having se.x with him which she is considering but her fear is she doesn't know how u will feel when u get to find out she's no longer a virgin hence d test game,,,,

Women play a lot of mind games, u need to always be on ur toes when dealing with them because if u had acted like it didn't matter she would have gone ahead to give it to d guy,,,

Be wise

CIA Staff. Twale for this brother.

MizMyColi:
I'm seeing sontin inbetween the legs of the second guy from the left.
It's like a bulging.
Please what is it?

Banana

PrinceNN:
they will get tired eventually...

Gbam!!!

Efostick:
When i can buy 2TB external drive for #25k nd use on my phone via OTG..
rubbish

How?

20pounds:
Nice to hear. Since he is chasing you, I hope you are running? Don't let him catch you.

Na so one bingo opposite me dey chase my dog. Instead of my dog to run, she fall yakata, the Bingo climb her. Today, my dog has eight( puppies to show for the chase. I don't want you too to end up with eight( or nine(9) puppies.

High time I ask your owners to get you on a leash, to avoid stories that touch. I forgot to add that my dog flaunted her virginity till she delivered. Had to kick the damned thing to the curb. Hope your owners don't do same to you.



Goodluck.

Papa God...na you create this one too? Him get mouth die!

searching4love:



ALL I SEE IS AN UGLY GOLD DIGGER FAKING LOVE TO HER GRAND FATHER'S MATE


Next!!!!!

Will you say this if you were related to her?

vjsmiles:
USE THOSE EQUIPMENTS AND SEND BOKO HARAM TO THEIR ANNUAL CONFERENCE IN HELL

......accompanied by their 72 virgins.

pretydiva:
God bless ur hustle. Joining u guys soon

Are you related to Airforce1?

Wetin person go come dey chop naah

Creamish:
Lolz...is it 6k u use to do things for the block-brained girls? LMAO...guy no need na...They can do better for themselves..

iSeeABlock-brainedGirlHere

princeogbeide1:
see man" a girl remains to be everybody's girl until she gets married.

Even when they marry sef.

That girl is cheap. Do you know how many not-too-flashy guys have toasted her before you? Why didn't she fall for a vulcanizer by the roadside. You even gave her money sef. Na money push am. Guy clean mouth joor. Nothing will happen. She'll get over it and go on to fvck more guys. I hate emotional blackmail.