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Naija ajebutter with glasses sef..

Rikidony:
I BET THAT PATORANKING BABE WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE NEAR HIM IN THIS STATE.... WOMEN SHA.

My thoughts too.

Deguy12:
This kind of words used here is very bad and unprofessional. even if you work in Bakr HR, you dont make such comments that you don't think others would be called. its very wrong. even though that how you felt, learn to use encouraging words.

Noted bro.

Pretyangel25:
When we met, he never told me that he has a girl that's pregnant 4 him, few months later he decided to tell me everything and that he doesn't love her but he will take care of her till she put to birth. I want to quit the relationship because I don't like trouble. He loves me so much and so do I but I can't just continue again.
he's threatening to kill me if I live him. I'm really scared o because he's a cultist. should I report him to the police? please I need mature advice asap

Promise me a kiss & I will take care of the agbaya. See this fine gehl u dey threaten. Where is dat my catapult sef...

SAMBARRY:
sorry, you ugly and fat



that your 7 months old chieftaincy belly, go deflate am or abort the pregnancy


take a cue from people like denzel washington, r.kelly, treyz, john dumelo, jim iyke, and that British footballer who's married to one of this musicians, I have forgotten his name. Go and learn how to be prim, proper, smoking hot and sexy.do sit ups and lift weight
don't give me that african chieftain belle aka pregnancy with trolley loads of fats in it


After then we can talk. Oya, gymmnn
after

Daz cold.

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

Op this must be the girl. Mods attack!

They are only good as side chics. Daz all. And they can be very entertaining. Most runs gals are like that.

Truckpusher:
How market?

bossminded:
E too dy fine inside cloth... till he cum out

This is experience talking!

BankoleNco:
+ Lost interest in my friends football , work and most things I used to enjoy doing. . . Is that depressed enough?

Just count your blessings. You've got a source of livelihood, friends and more.

lynpetra:
i can see no man wants a cheating wife but their priiccck dey waka up and down like 404 .Today na amaka compound,that evening sef na ruka mama backya.hmmm!

You make sense sha

datalossvictim1: My Cinnamon Apple

Marry me baby

blizard44: No lies, na kongi dey worry him...

He kept resounding that joystick reconstruction thingy...

Nothing else. Not even the make-up and heels bla blas.

Bros you too much. Nothing like like a warm ,moist & tight puunaani. Can't trade that for anything.

QSheba: i prefer reading on my bed in my room.

I wanna kiss those legs. Then go way up...

cocoberry: Hamburger!

the long one with a cap. Fleshy & turgid. Now I undstand..

Sexipea: itsal gwed

You need some ass on that backside. The bosom is ok sha.

alentyno: Hey listen up you cretinous
imbecilic manky muppet it's apes like your kind that have saturated NL with 'dumb-threads' all over. Just take a look at what a homo sapien with a supposed brain tossed btw her shoulders deemed fit to be a topic of discuss! Shameless knobhead. Jeez deluded morons of your kind only serve to negate IQ's. You must be avoided like an plague. You are worst than EVD mrs IQ killer! *spits*

some people get mouth sha. Cheezosu!

missberrypop5: hahahahaha- you all make me laugh.

nice top.

prettythicksme: chaii broke guys they can bleep heaven yet they don't have money to take care of the thing they bleep.I have friend that date them so annoying

bleeping is not easy ooo..

gede7744: op l like u. u are too factual.

but have u considered d fact that some ladies/women are created to be richer than their husbands/ (or in ur case bf)

if u are born to be richer than ur husband and u refuse to maximize ur potential all because u believed that men are born to be a sole provider u are cheating on urself and u will definitely be miserable


my advice- maximize ur potential. don't wait for any man to complete u. be a complete entity. any other jara is appreciated

shalom

pls marry me! I like the way you think.

Omavik: ur crush ok lmao......crazy u

you sexy & you know it.

masonkz: Flavour my crush



Congratulations

huh!

cocoberry: I had a lying boyfriend back den, whom I loved soo much, he lies unnecessarily, couldn't stand him, I walked out of d relationship painfully.

What exactly do you mean by liking them BIG?

esof1: First of all, it was wrong for u to send that little boy to spy on ur husband. It wud av been better u didn't know abt the extra marital affair. Ignorance wud av paid u more.

Secondly, don't expect ur man to help u with chores always, even if u are 8 months pregnant, do ur best and keep ur home clean, do u help him provide money for the family because its obvious u are a full time house wife. ur dirtiness is part of what pushed him out.

Thirdly, how can u deal with the said home wrecker? Will u use juju? Will u fight her? You better concentrate on how to save ur home.

Lastly, why will a graduate marry an illiterate? It must be because of money not humility.

I love ur chest.

Jakumo: Assuming this story is not fictitious, throwing hand-grenades in a residential area is an extremely dangerous and reckless course of action, but hey, when under attack and in fear of imminent death, all means of battle are fair to use in the heat of the moment.

On the subject of the initial shots that failed to drop any of the attackers, there is NO SUCH THING as "bullet-proof magic", and you can take that to the muffuggin bank. Unless there was bright moonlight on the night in question, and ruling out the very unlikely possibility that the soldier was firing a rifle equipped with a night-vision infra-red scope, it would be virtually impossible to place accurate shots in the pitch dark, even when aiming at muzzle flashes, since the shooters, if trained to any degree, are unlikely to remain stationary after each burst they fire.

So to summarize this story by removing all suggestions of magic and hocus-pocus, a resident took several wild shots at home-invasion robbery gang members in a dark street, and on missing them all due to poor visibility, lobbed a few hand-grenades, which did the job and killed the attackers.

Free your mind from the bondage of stone-age superstition, and MAYBE, you will live a longer and more productive life.

i see a sadist

lokito: Thank God I went to a unique school FUTO, where even oga kpatakpata for cultism must loyally read him book. No time for iranu

is dat you in ur pf pic?

TeamSimple: 11. Get a Gun

Bros chop knuckle

softsparkyy: Hmmmm see dog show for Naija... nice.

was praying for something to slip out in ur profile pic.

Iceking1: KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS, I KNOW THE INDOMIE GENERATION WILL GET CONFUSED HERE !!!!

*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly" *The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya *The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy *Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes *Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol) *Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo *Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc.. *Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!! *Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering *Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!! *Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons *Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm *Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger' *Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best *Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out *Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best *Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

play play

XketchDesigns: How is he going to juggle between politics and attending lectures at NOUN?

My broda....

IamTitanium: Fat pocket

Daz all!