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Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 4:10pm On Oct 10, 2020
People selling at the Temple thought Jesus brought the Cane for Another parable until Okpa woman hear 'Fiam' for back grin
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 6:28pm On Oct 09, 2020
Buying flowers for ur Village girlfriend is not the issue..

The problem is when you receive a call from her the next day telling you "Boo, the vegetables you bought me yesterday Tasted Anyhow" cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 6:20pm On Oct 09, 2020
Just for You to tell me who Stole my bathroom Slippers, You are telling me to bring 50k

Nigerian native doctors shaa undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 6:16pm On Oct 09, 2020
Imagine if Adam Refused to Eat that apple.. it would have been funny seeing men Walking Naked while Ladies wear Clothes..
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 5:48pm On Oct 09, 2020
I mistakenly bite someone's Meat pie 3 times in a Commercial Bus today becuz of Potholes

Nigerian Roads & Potholes ehn grin
ComputersRe: Original HP Elitebook & Probook Laptop Batteries For Sale. by Twenty47(m): 8:02am On Sep 22, 2020
How much for that of Elitebook 6930p
TravelRe: Obudu Mountain Resort Looks Like Europe But Nigerians Don't Value Their Own by Twenty47(m): 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2020
Wao what a beautiful place
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Fathers Take Otedola To Court For Raising The Fatherhood Bar Too High by Twenty47(m): 8:37am On Sep 18, 2020
Why take someone to court for spending his money the way he likes when u can use that precious time to call your daughters,sit them down and educate them on the effects of envying whats beyond them for no reasonhuh

Stay away from social media especially Instagram and Twitter if you don't have patience..but they won't hear
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s N58M Richard Mille Watch (Photo) by Twenty47(m): 5:10pm On Sep 17, 2020
I can't pay even 5k for dat watch oogrin
HealthRe: BUA Donates Additional ₦350 Million To CACOVID by Twenty47(m): 5:09pm On Sep 17, 2020
Them for use the money do giveaway online insteadgrin
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op):
Madness is when you think your Girlfriend is dating only you.. thank you grin
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 11:25am On Sep 15, 2020
People with big eyes see Lizard as Crocodile grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tony Umez Vs Ozo Vs Nengi by Twenty47(m): 9:25pm On Sep 13, 2020
Lol.. after God, Fear Naija grin
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 3:53pm On Sep 13, 2020
If i say come by 12pm and you come by 1pm, You played yourself!!
You are suposed to be there Around 2pm because i will be there by 3pm.. Simple
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 3:47pm On Sep 13, 2020
Those ladies waiting for God fearing men.. Na laugh i de laugh una oo
You see all this men wey Remain??

Na God the fear them
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 3:44pm On Sep 13, 2020
I have a fairly used Laptop for sale, nothing do am oo.. You will only change the screen, battery, and touch some small small things on the panel.
DM me if interested
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2020
Jamb cut off mark na 180 but you went and scored 250.. na Over Sabi go kill you one day
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 3:34pm On Sep 13, 2020
The way i am broke right now ehn.. if my Bae decides to leave me for another man, ah swear we are going together
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 11:55am On Sep 13, 2020
Why do guys ever cheathuh How do dey even feel when doing thathuh Well for me, I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends.. NEVER
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Dies In Car Accident In Asaba, Three Days After His Wedding (Photos) by Twenty47(m): 5:10pm On Sep 12, 2020
Gosh.. RIP
TravelRe: Pictures Of Port Harcourt International Airport by Twenty47(m): 6:43am On Sep 12, 2020
wow.. see beauty
Music/RadioRe: Doc Rich Reacts To Burna Boy's Monsters You Made (Video) by Twenty47(m):
OBO fans no go like dis

Anyways.. Like for Burna and share for OBO
EducationRe: WAEC Conducts Exams In Chibok Schools After 6 Years by Twenty47(m): 7:21pm On Sep 10, 2020
wao.. that's a good one
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 7:43pm On Sep 09, 2020
No matter how relaxed you're in a relationship, Never visits your bae Unexpected.. I was introduced as a Tailor today oo
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 7:31pm On Sep 09, 2020
Immediately you starts Saving small money, Boom! You will get a call from the village that your Grandma has swallowed Cutlass
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 7:28pm On Sep 09, 2020
Someone will carry Laptop bag and make you feel like he is a software engineer..

Meanwhile most of those bags contains just Ludo
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 7:25pm On Sep 09, 2020
I remember back then in a school debate when i supported "education is better than money"

Money please forgive me.. i was a child fa
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 6:05pm On Sep 08, 2020
A day will come when Heavens gate will open and the cloud will change, Some idiots will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op): 6:49pm On Sep 07, 2020
sinkhole:
O my God grin I haff faint myself grin
Haha.. no be small thing bro
Jokes EtcRe: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(op):
I was like.. Baby I love you so much, even if am asked to choose between you and a free trip to Dubai, I swear I'll be thinking about you in the plane and she blocked me

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