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People selling at the Temple thought Jesus brought the Cane for Another parable until Okpa woman hear 'Fiam' for back ![]() |
Buying flowers for ur Village girlfriend is not the issue.. The problem is when you receive a call from her the next day telling you "Boo, the vegetables you bought me yesterday Tasted Anyhow" ![]() |
Just for You to tell me who Stole my bathroom Slippers, You are telling me to bring 50k Nigerian native doctors shaa ![]() |
Imagine if Adam Refused to Eat that apple.. it would have been funny seeing men Walking Naked while Ladies wear Clothes.. |
I mistakenly bite someone's Meat pie 3 times in a Commercial Bus today becuz of Potholes Nigerian Roads & Potholes ehn ![]() |
How much for that of Elitebook 6930p |
Wao what a beautiful place |
Why take someone to court for spending his money the way he likes when u can use that precious time to call your daughters,sit them down and educate them on the effects of envying whats beyond them for no reason ![]() Stay away from social media especially Instagram and Twitter if you don't have patience..but they won't hear |
I can't pay even 5k for dat watch oo ![]() |
Them for use the money do giveaway online instead ![]() |
Madness is when you think your Girlfriend is dating only you.. thank you ![]() |
People with big eyes see Lizard as Crocodile ![]() |
Lol.. after God, Fear Naija ![]() |
If i say come by 12pm and you come by 1pm, You played yourself!! You are suposed to be there Around 2pm because i will be there by 3pm.. Simple |
Those ladies waiting for God fearing men.. Na laugh i de laugh una oo You see all this men wey Remain?? Na God the fear them |
I have a fairly used Laptop for sale, nothing do am oo.. You will only change the screen, battery, and touch some small small things on the panel. DM me if interested |
Jamb cut off mark na 180 but you went and scored 250.. na Over Sabi go kill you one day |
The way i am broke right now ehn.. if my Bae decides to leave me for another man, ah swear we are going together |
Why do guys ever cheat
How do dey even feel when doing that
Well for me, I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends.. NEVER |
Gosh.. RIP |
wow.. see beauty |
OBO fans no go like dis Anyways.. Like for Burna and share for OBO |
wao.. that's a good one |
No matter how relaxed you're in a relationship, Never visits your bae Unexpected.. I was introduced as a Tailor today oo |
Immediately you starts Saving small money, Boom! You will get a call from the village that your Grandma has swallowed Cutlass |
Someone will carry Laptop bag and make you feel like he is a software engineer.. Meanwhile most of those bags contains just Ludo |
I remember back then in a school debate when i supported "education is better than money" Money please forgive me.. i was a child fa |
A day will come when Heavens gate will open and the cloud will change, Some idiots will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one |
sinkhole:Haha.. no be small thing bro |
I was like.. Baby I love you so much, even if am asked to choose between you and a free trip to Dubai, I swear I'll be thinking about you in the plane and she blocked me |



