Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,701 members, 7,820,456 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 03:15 PM

Twenty47's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Twenty47's Profile / Twenty47's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 25 pages)

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:53pm On Feb 12, 2021
My first experience on Facebook was funny shaa.. i even bought airtime for Rihanna grin

2 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:51pm On Feb 12, 2021
Oga go hustle no de waka from one big gate to another de snap.. One day dog fit bite you oo cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Bans BBC World Service, Following U.K. Ban Of Chinese Network by Twenty47(m): 8:33am On Feb 12, 2021
Gen gen
Politics / Re: Kehinde Ajibade: IPPIS Is A Scam, FG Deceived Us by Twenty47(m): 8:32am On Feb 12, 2021
Wahala be like church project cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:13am On Feb 12, 2021
Kissing your husband while he is asleep is one of the best gestures of Love but African women search pockets and phone instead grin

3 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:58am On Feb 12, 2021
My neighbor bought new chickens and they are coming in front of my house right now.. I think they want me to be their Val grin
Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch Begs Peter Okoye For Giveaway: Says "I Am A Fugitive" by Twenty47(m): 12:35pm On Jan 30, 2021
I like her spirit shaa

4 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc / Re: How To Vex A Drummer (II) by Twenty47(m): 6:43am On Jan 11, 2021
Lol.. e be like say this ur choristers de suffer u well well oo grin
Crime / Re: Bandits Kill Kaduna Imam, Community Leader For Condemning Kidnapping, Rustling by Twenty47(m): 1:32pm On Jan 03, 2021
Human beings with fish brain
Religion / Re: Mose Chikwe: Kidnapped Owerri Catholic Bishop Regains Freedom by Twenty47(m): 12:55pm On Jan 02, 2021
Glory be to God

1 Like

Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Debt Profile Rises To ₦32.2 Trillion by Twenty47(m): 6:07am On Jan 01, 2021
Most of the borrowed funds has bn going into their pockets all this while so the figure does not surprised me shaa

3 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:31am On Dec 25, 2020
Happy Christmas Guys

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:54am On Dec 19, 2020
Guy before you give her money for Brazilian hair,Let her sing Brazil National Anthem.. I hate what I don't like

2 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:33am On Dec 19, 2020
Money is supposed to also be in a First Aid Box
Because sometimes.. Money is the only solution to some headaches and fever

2 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:29am On Dec 19, 2020
Real Boyfriends Gives half of their Salary to their Girlfriends

Real Girlfriends Rejects it
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:27am On Dec 19, 2020
Ladies with Gap teeth will be like "Baby am Thory, it Vont Haffen again"

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:26am On Dec 19, 2020
Me as a producer: You no the hear wetin you de sing Ah swear, if this song blow make i die
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:18am On Dec 19, 2020
Finnestgreat:
Op welcome back o,aw far i know dey hear jingle bell or abi d bell don spoil
Lol.. e be like say person come theif the bell cuz i no de see am where i keep am again oo

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:28am On Dec 18, 2020
Forget heart break.. Nothing pain pass when teacher de Teach during break Time

2 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:25am On Dec 18, 2020
ASUU to call off Strike and compensate all affected students with the sum of ₦100,000


Source: One Okada man from my Village

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:22am On Dec 18, 2020
But wait oo.. if to say i was there when Jesus fed 5000 people, Una sure say something for remain so
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:21am On Dec 18, 2020
You de nearly die of hunger and your neighbors chicken de make noise anyhow de wake people up for area every morning.. haba naa most i tell you everything
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 2:16am On Dec 18, 2020
Me as a lawyer: My lord no de shout for me abeg, na person i come defend, no be me be criminal oo grin

5 Likes 2 Shares

Phones / Re: FG To Disconnect SIM Cards Not Synchronised With National ID Number by Twenty47(m): 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2020
This people wan turn us to slaves in this country by force but there plans won't work las las

How many Rural dwellers even have that NIN to start with

2 Likes 1 Share

Education / Re: FG, ASUU Cancel Meeting On Strike by Twenty47(m): 12:11pm On Dec 15, 2020
Those people no well
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Age Demographic by Twenty47(m): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2020
Abeg someone should quote me when they post 200 and Above grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:08am On Nov 09, 2020
Las Las... Na girlfriend wey her Mama de sale Onions we go Marry

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:16am On Nov 08, 2020
More than 1 million Churches, 5 billion members, 200 Religion Fighting satan for more Than 6000 years.. Haba

Satan please die nah

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:13am On Nov 08, 2020
This country sef.. How can a Police man Lap a Criminal in a Taxi to the Station

3 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:11am On Nov 08, 2020
ASUU and Federal Government de do Hangouts Come the call am meeting for us.. kaii this naija ehn undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:02am On Nov 08, 2020
If you want to be Remembered when you die.. Borrow money from everyone you know

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:00am On Nov 08, 2020
I respect people who chew Chicken bones until it Turns into powder!
These people are capable of killing without evidence

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 25 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 16
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.