My pr**q go just dey think say i don become pope

That man yeye no be small

AdamuKD:
Tiv people's meat
Very rubbish

Who be this

One mil Laptop

She texted me at 8pm: "Choose btw Football and Me"

I replied at 9:55pm: "I choose you"

So you select your white clothes to wash first before the black ones

Is that not Racism

Lecturer pass him iPhone XR round hall for students to see diagram

Na itel dem return give am

18k for Easter hair
Precious shey na ur papa dem nail for cross

Victorisky:
I dont know how to cook, but atleast my girlfriend thought me that "kettle is used for frying meat" :DI dont know how to cook, but atleast my girlfriend thought me that "kettle is used for frying meat"

Lol

Judas dey para say them send am money Inside palmpay and him dey owe palmpay

This life shaa ppl are really going through a lot.
Imagine I was in the bus today o, this man mistakingly scratch my head thinking he was scratching his own

I will be having a small party with friends this Easter at my place, If u're free & interested, you can also do same at your place

Breaking news!!

Palmpay don catch their long time debtor for palm Sunday

Your boyfriend dey carry hookup girl for ur back and you dey do hookup nawa o
Why you dey allow make them dey carry your work go give outsiders

For those of you that are not aware.. Nah me cough for that kiss Daniel song oo

I sure say my school will not be among the schools to benefit from this.. that school no just like anything that will give student's peace of mind

If Esther bleach she becomes Established

Person wey no dey take shit from anybody don fall inside sokaway

This life shaa

On my wedding day before u collect food, you must explain where you know me

Our last born: Big brother, I saw something that looks like ballon in your wallet and I have given it to mum and she is calling you

Small argument ur boyfriend don tear u slap. and you still save his number as 'Peace of mind'

My sister just dey play

My wife slapped me because i went to the bathroom to see if our maid is using our soap

Why is Domcon first on the list

64bit or 32bit

MY GIRLFRIEND POSTED I
LOVE YOU JESUS AND I
POSTED I LOVE YOU MARY,
NOW SHE IS ASKING ME
WHO IS MARY

Breaking News..
One Guy just stepped down for me to enjoy my Relationship in Peace

Full name
Bank name
Account number

Dem serve Visitor Water, Visitor Vex Go Fridge Go Return Am, Carry Wine

I have never seen twins calling each other twinnie.
It's always two fake female friends

Sometimes, just go to the ATM and select other Languages
Who knows.. You might discover you have money in Hausa Language

Woke up dis mornin only 2 see visitor comin out from de kitchen

Still wondering who gave him keys nd what he went there 2 do