This Christmas is not all about who wear new clothes
Na who cook rice and put onions for Stew be the matter

Please while praying for those in Prison, Remember to also pray for that sister that has been Engaged for 8-10 years.. She really needs your Prayers

How can ome Egg be 60 naira in this country, Did the chicken lay the Egg through Operation

Them say make Plumber come repair Pipe
Now meat don the miss for pot.. haba

If you are wearing leggings as a Lady.. Kindly wear a top that goes down a bit
Help men to run this heavenly Race in peace biko

Playing with Children is very hard oo
Imagine this one is angry with me because i refuse to Eat sand.. shuuu

NEVER will i die of hunger when my neighbor's Chickens are still Alive.

Contact me if you need someone who will be throwing stones at the roof of your ex every night


It's very cheap oo

I was wondering... Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color called orange because Oranges are orange in color

If to say i be game developer now, i for don make game like GTA but e for be to Find Warehouse with palliatives.

Benue for be the hardest level wey Nobody go ever Reach

Having Rats and Cockroaches in the house is a sign that you have Food.. This things are like Nigerian girls, they Hate poverty

Youths de find Warehouse

Oba de find Royal Staff

Obaseki de find prisoners


This country shaa..

Blessed are the youths in our Society.. For they shall continue to discover palliative Warehouses across the country

Na pastor wey Preach #EndSARS we go give Offering and Tithe.. The Rest should go and Collect their own From police men

As if they weren't given enough time to talk beforehand.. nobody go fit Fool us with Lip service talks this time oo

#EndSARS

For me to buy that.. I'll rather buy a laptop of 300k and use the remaining balance for something meaningful.
#EndPoliceBrutality

Until you are officially Married, don't leave with a man.. just visit and leave so that others can also visit

Boyfriend wey de Check Girlfriend phone ma na SARS...#EndSarsNow

Let me chop this guy money.. Na so Ashawo work de take start oo

NEVER, i repeat NEVER urinate in your Dream
E get Y

Somebody should let me know when the new iPhone 12 arrives Nigeria, i want to be the first person to price it in this country

At least, let me also shock poverty for once.

I used my Younger brother name as Next of kin in my bank and he was happy i did until when the Idiot saw my account balance today..

Well to cut the story short.. He has been disturbing me to go and delete his name in that Rubbish thing since morning oo

Soo you can Give 'her her' thing but you can't Give 'him him' thing ahbi
English na Ojoro ah swear

wao.. nice one though the notch has disappointed me shaa

Nice one my people

BankyGee:
This one mad oh!

Thanks bro

Gdskillful:

OMO WORD.
NO Throw any light again

Haha.. ok thanks bro

How to make a girl Run mad in 2 days

First, Buy iPhone 11 pro for her then Send Area boys to steal the phone from her the following day

Some guys will be Calling ladies my Queen but when Queen ask for 10k.. The kingdom will scatter and Igwe will disappear

There is Nothing more stressful than breaking up with a Short girl.. Any time you see kids, you Remember her

Imagine if Peter and his brothers threw dat net and Ended up catching Nothing

Jesus 4 collect em first Beating there there oo