You may be ugly But believe me if you have good character and a good heart.. You will still be ugly my dear

I don't know who needs to hear, but whatever you are passing through in this life, i just want you to know it's non of my business

Dating many girls is another way of confusing our enemies from attacking our main girlfriend but this girls won't understand.. this life ehn

How much do I need to start a church I was called last night

I gave my dog weed for him to be sharp and smart.. Can you imagine, I have been running since morning

Wao.. E no easy oo

This people wan pin us down by force.. But las las God no go shame us

gorillarillla:

Haha, wasn't expecting that. I will use that, if you don't mind?

Yea i don't mind fa

I can't date you because I see you as my brother, this statement can make a guy to develop symptoms of covid-19 immediately

Never hangout with anyone without having at least 3k in ur pocket.. Now I'm going to wash plates for this Igbo woman for 1 week

Nigeria goat will be chewing and looking at you so serious as if they are expecting you to greet them first.. I don't understand

As for me when am going to a wedding, i don't give a f**k whether the Bride loves the Groom or not.. My only job there is to make sure the rice that is cooked does not waste simple

Nigerian girls are very wicked, they will still cheat on you even after Telling them you are an Orphan

Even if dat invigilator make Heaven he will not see God.. E get y

BankyGee:
This one off me oh!

Lol.. no be small thing bro

Stop calling it "Draw soup"... It is called Slicky slimy poached seed of Irvingia gabonensis, do i clear

Imagine i called glo customer care and the person that received was telling me she's not hearing me well.. Shoooo
No be them get the network again

The way Money hard this days ehn.. Sometimes i just sit and be like.. "How i wish i didn't spend that N1000 to buy Suya in 2014

My first day in boarding school, they served us Rice and i was waiting for Stew until las las, one guy come tell me say na Jollof Rice

BankyGee:
If actions truly speak louder than voice, then why do we learn English Language instead of Kung Fu?

Haha.. E tire me bro

BankyGee:
When two ladies are arguing and are about to fight, the first one to say, "Am I your mate?" is the powerless one. Take note

No be lies bro

brownemmanuel43:

Accolade bro, u are good man

Thanks bro

I no de force people to come follow me chop beans.. E get y

Attention!

All Schools are to reopen for learning in all classes on the 17 of August.. Year yet to be known

Ayanfe29:


Check the book of Daniel

Ok.. But is there anywhere written that people should go to school in the bible?

If someone you don't Love tells you 'i love you' and expects you to say same, but you don't want to lie then, don't worry my sister.. Just tell the person 'i love youTube' but say it very fast to avoid hard i known oo

This one that Going to school is not even written in the Bible.. Are you people Sure we're not Committing a Sin

Dressing cool and smelling nice is awesome.. But wearing a watch that stopped working 7 months ago is one of Nigeria's biggest Problems

The painful Truth about ugly people is that, they Expects too much From the Camera.. They will be like "The Camera did a very big mistake,No be like that i been put face"

When a girl Uploads her picture

Main Guy: No comment (Likes picture and pass)

Side Guy: Hey cutie

Guy with no Chance: You're an embodiment of grace and goodness, an Angel on Earth, God must have spent Extra days to create you, keep shining dear

Life no balance ahswear

African Girls shal.. When the pant is New, she will be like "Boo remove it yourself"
But when it is old, slack and faded, She will be like "Boo wait, i have a Surprise for you Off the right and Close your Eyes

Dating Slim Ladies is very important.. They are very easy to hide Under the bed in case of Emergency