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Premium tears is when you're crying in a burial, then you check your pockets and realised ur phone is missing. |
Client never pay you, you rush go tell Church say make dem leave roofing for you ![]() Weldone sir ![]() |
Welcome to Nigeria where we buy Monthly data every Week ![]() |
Ur Own is to be Shouting Rice no Reach me for Wedding ![]() U don't even care if the Couples Love themselves or not.. u ehn ![]() |
If not becuz of my friends ehnn.. I for don sale dis country use de money buy house for Lagos since ![]() |
Person wey i de look up to, don de ask me whether i get small Garri for house |
Becos I dey buy garri everyday for dis girl shop,. She come get mind dey call me "Shehu Shagari" |
When they say "your health is your wealth".. they're actually talking about your Kidney.. sell it ![]() They must not tell you everything fa ![]() |
ASUU don turn many relationships into distance ones ![]() |
Is it still available ![]() |
PhoneCareIkeja:Noo.. yet to |
Good morning house Please Hp Elitebook 6930p laptop screen is how much? |
Putin is really putting Russia into great downfall and he does not even care about it. |
Samsung anytime any day for me |
Hmmm.. a whole governor, power really pass power oo |
This people funny shaa |
Holidays is over.. check your younger cousins bags before you leave and Thank me later ![]() |
Hotel manager hang person wife picture for reception say na the customer or the year. Na the matter we still Dey settle like this ![]() |
Just 2 days in a relationship and u are calling him ur pillar already ![]() Haba SANDRA won't u allow the cement to dry ![]() |
When your girl-friend is Lazy in chores but too good in bed, Your family members will be complaining and you'll be like; "YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL WELL OH" ![]() |
Christmas and New Year break is over. All relationship can now resume back fully and wait for valentine's wahala ![]() |
All I Need Right Now Is 52 Motivational Speakers, Make Them Just Dey Whine Me, I don't Mind ![]() |
Being a husband is very hard oo ![]() Imagine pretending you don't fear snakes ![]() |
Pretending to be Happy after Break Up is not easy oo ![]() My Friend Fainted while Smiling Yesterday ![]() |
Bible: Don't hit your wife. Quran: Don't hit your wife. The Law: Don't hit your wife. Wife: If you are a man hit me ![]() Dat gender shaa ![]() |
Car wey splash u water today fit jam you tomorrow; try dey comot for road abeg ![]() |
Even if you don't have a reason to thank God. Thank God for giving you the two eyes which you use to zoom people's picture up and down on social media ![]() |
Introduction and engagement everywhere ! You people want my mother to think I'm not serious with my life abi ![]() |
Your boyfriend will soon annoy you but don't fight back my sis. It's a trap, December don dey corner ![]() |
Must we write Exams ![]() Can't they Just call us to Swear that we understood what they taught us ![]() |
I don't like meeting someone l know inside keke The tension of who will pay for who is always high ![]() |
U may think am drunk. But no matter what, always respect ur father becuz She carried you in his womb ![]() |



