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Don't be a weak Child,if you Dad slaps you,Punch him back.. Don't thank me what are friends for

Nothing gives me joy more than seeing my sister among the people sharing Rice in an occassion

Church is the best place to go after break up.. You will be crying in the Crowd and people will be thinking you are in the Spirits

chelseamann:
yes

Hmm.. ok

chelseamann:
funny enough..it works sometimes

Lol.. ok but must you slap the poor remote

Nothing good lasts in this country

I stood at 1 hotel today and shouted "Oga ur wife de come oo"
Ome come see Temple Run

I hate Dogs especially the ones that Barks when Someone wants to See Someone in Someones house.. legends will understand

Use 3 Fowls and get 1 Cow.. This Nonsense advertisement guys de weak me fa

My first toasting experience was very epic.. i open my mouth to greet her, Volume no gree Comot

Happy New Month guys

3 to 4 hours

I heard many people shouting "Oga give me my change" in one shop like that today.. well to cut the long story shot, i joined them and collected 5k

Nonsense

Nigerians be attending someone's burial with spoons and polythene bags in their pockets.. haba who do us this thing naa

i will never forgive the woman that pointed me at a wedding reception today And said, this boy has eaten before

You came to kidnap me with Range rover and you are expecting me to shout...

Abeg shift that side make i balance well Joor

Bartork:
do more
we weeeee be reading all
in code sometimes

Ok thanks a lot

Bartork:
The last line just move me

I know say joke get sense

Haha.. ok

Bartork:
And I started out reading it like it Weee be sweet

You try

Hahaha.. You think say na motivational quote ahbi

Bartork:
I will tell her

Ouyinye

Come and see your guy oooo

Lol.. Ok but don't tell her i am the one that said it oo

Bartork:
It's a good thing

Many cheats have been exposed like that

It's gooddd

Haha ok if you say so

Zero phone calls when You are alone but as soon as you are with bae, Even Judas will call to explain why he betrayed Jesus

English no hard oo.. She found me crying and she crew too, in fact we both crode together
Simple

When i die, You people should gather and kill my girlfriend.. That girl said she can't live without me

Hmm..wahala dey oo

Friendlo:
Sure I will

Ok thanks again dr

Nice one.. If its not lip service

Friendlo:
u're welcome

Ok.. Feel free to post yours as well if you Don't mind

Friendlo:
Nice thread been laughing since

Wow..that's great thanks dear

BankyGee:
Mad oh

Thanks bro

Friendlo:
Harsh

Haha.. But it's de truth naa

Motivational speakers will be like Face your Fears
Na so Dog nearly bite me yesterday.. I won't try that sh*t again fa