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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:37am On Jun 05, 2021
Kaii.. people funny for this Country ehn wink

Imagine the federal government Using Twitter to announce the ban of Twitter cheesy grin

No be juju be dat undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:35am On Jun 05, 2021
Law students will be walking as if the can settle the case between God and satan grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:33am On Jun 05, 2021
Aliko Dangote is the 136th Richest person in the world cool

My position and yours is making me to laugh oo cheesy grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:31am On Jun 05, 2021
Some people needs to stop praying in English.. Imagine i heard someone saying "Lord i forgive you" this morning cheesy grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Batch C: How To Recover Your Lost Password by Twenty47(m): 2:09pm On Jun 01, 2021
I did that severally but it didn't work oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: How To Solve "Transaction Failed, Please Try Again Later" Issue by Twenty47(m): 9:56pm On May 30, 2021
My own didn't even allowed me to go pass the first stage which has to do with changing of password.. I tried severally but did get any login password in my email
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NASIMS Portal Issues by Twenty47(m): 9:20pm On May 30, 2021
As for me.. i tried changing the password severally but they didn't send anything to my email up till date
Phones / Re: Nigerians To Submit Their Phone's IMEI Number To NCC From July by Twenty47(m): 11:02am On May 21, 2021
This people no well and the way am seeing it, it is getting worse each and everyday oo
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:06pm On May 15, 2021
Photographer vex delete all wedding Pictures say Rice no reach am grin

Abeg.. Wetin una talk say wahala be like

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:34pm On May 13, 2021
brownemmanuel43:

Guy I must confess, u are damn good in what u are doing here.
At least Mak person see waiting go fit Mak am happy for once in this naija
Wow.. thanks a lot bro, i really appreciate
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:11pm On May 12, 2021
Fortune118005:

Why
Lol.. you won't understand grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:43am On May 12, 2021
Welcome to naija, where you will study Medicine and end Up as a Tailor sad

It is called Medical Tailorism grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:39am On May 12, 2021
Kids of Nowadays can't even Study with a Candle.. During our time, We study using Lightning.
Once it Flashes "Pyaaa"
3 pages down grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:35am On May 12, 2021
Them never marry you, you don de call Another girl side Chick undecided

Weldone full Chicken grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:31am On May 12, 2021
Because you and pastor are close,for your mind u don make Heaven ahbi

I shake head for you grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:27am On May 12, 2021
Chaii.. i asked google when Nigeria go better pass Dubai and boom!!

My phone Just switched off grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:24am On May 12, 2021
Kai.. for me to browse with Glo network, i Will Rather trek to google office and get the information myself grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:19am On May 12, 2021
Person wey dem give money to go give Kidnappers don carry the money run undecided

Both Kidnappers and Police join hand de find am up and down now grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 5:43pm On May 11, 2021
Armed Robbers: Everybody Lie Down angry

Me: Ha.. oga me i no fit Lie down oo, Na white i wear cool grin
Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG Returns Curfew, Restriction On Mass Gatherings by Twenty47(m): 7:54pm On May 10, 2021
This people should leave the past and move to the future naa.. haba sad

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Business / Re: Government Money Wrongly Sent To An Individual Account. Advise? by Twenty47(m): 4:20pm On May 09, 2021
donbachi:
Govt done use their own hand cut soap for u.
Lol.. you have said it all grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 9th May 2021 by Twenty47(m): 3:59pm On May 09, 2021
wizygreat2000:
Is Cavani again ooooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy I'm given this out for free for any United Fans out there you can dm me
Wow.. am interested bro

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Announces Enrolment Process For Batch C by Twenty47(m): 6:19am On May 08, 2021
Those people refused to send the reset password to my email up till today
Politics / Re: Ahoada East Praises Chairman For Resconstructing Their Bridge In Rivers State by Twenty47(m): 12:00pm On Apr 30, 2021
Wanda.. which kind reconstruction be that nah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Roma : Europa League (6 - 2) On 29th April 2021 by Twenty47(m): 9:43pm On Apr 29, 2021
Awwnn..Man United de give me joy fa
Politics / Re: Fact Check: Does President Buhari Shake Hands With Women? by Twenty47(m): 2:22pm On Apr 26, 2021
You should be checking whether president Buhari have a heart or not instead Op
Sports / Re: 'I Need My Money’ – Amuneke Adopts New Strategy To Tackle Debtor Tanzania FA by Twenty47(m): 9:46pm On Apr 22, 2021
Hmm.. it is well
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Presidency's Statement On Campaign Against Communications Minister by Twenty47(m): 9:37pm On Apr 22, 2021
Only the first paragraph gave me an impression that its all rubbish.. We don't have leaders in this country

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Politics / Re: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by Twenty47(m): 9:23pm On Apr 21, 2021
Some of us no de ever benefit for anything in this country except Hardship
Politics / Re: Pantami: "I Have Changed Several Positions Taken In The Past" by Twenty47(m): 1:02am On Apr 18, 2021
If it were in Another country, this man would have resigned since even if the accusations leveled against him are not true but here in Naija.. Our leaders never resigns no matter what, it's in their blood
Phones / Re: Here Are Five Things You Never Knew Your Android Phone Could Do by Twenty47(m): 12:34pm On Apr 10, 2021
wow.. thanks for the info bro, i tried no.58 and my phone is washing my clothes now, it even promised to iron them later in the day
Politics / Re: Bandits Ambush Army Convoy In Benue, Cart Away N28 Million Cash And Weapons by Twenty47(m): 2:43pm On Apr 08, 2021
They have successfully twisted the story las las

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