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[quote author=JhimmySpark post=68345852]I imagine am say e happen, to breath com dey hard me..

Guy you no well...

Rasta Man... RIP!!!

Number 21 on my mind! I don arranged myself with Soniran(real name) , all set and ready to go when this wicked lecturer walks in... She came straight up to me and said, Mr Man, "Swap"! Swap bawo!!! From the very first row of the hall to the very last row... Immediately I knew I'm a "gooner". But I always believe in miracles , say about 45mins into the exam, another lecturer came and moved Soniran to come and sit right besides me, saying he knew Soniran has been supplying peeps with answer! Omo, since that day, I know God gats my back!!!

Who be that guy on dread who no like to take picture, seems he's camera shy!!!

Baba werey..."Igbe" Kee you dia!

khalifjgusau:
You can also relocation Federal Capital from Abuja to Lagos. Nothing could stop us to vote you out come 2019...

Dude, take it easy nah, "relocation" bawo!?

Reversed "missionary" style!

Zoharariel:
I hope the Police, Army & DSS will not go to Casper & Gambini's at the Ikeja City Mall where Shisha competition is always going on every night.

Even last night, while minding my business, I still counted atleast 13 lads at the outer garden puffing & using Shisha smoke to communicate with their maker.

I also pray to Jah Almighty that “The Shisha Room” on Fola Osibo Street in Lekki - will never be shut down by the FG - Amen!

Guy why you dey cast locations like this nah... I dey suspect you, you be spy for dem ascaris'

The guy on white in the second pic be like... Your fada, with that smile!

The Doctor/Nurse cutting off the corpse clothes try...

Sad!!! RIP Mercy!

freemanbubble:
yeah
especially skin to skin

and the greatest feeling is when you are ejaculating inside her

Hmmmm... Weh done! "Mr Ejaculator"! Contunu.

Galaticos444:
Jtown gals loves skin to skin shall that's why u get to see many baby mamas there.

How you take know... One "baby father" spotted!

A ma ni problem o.... Reminisce

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The man is a weakling to be boiled with hot water like that.... Now he looks like a boiled pear (ube)[/quote

Tie wrapper join...

1- 2 years contracts signed!

Z

ImaIma1:
So the prayer and speaking in tongues...is it before or after the sex?

... Is before, During and after the all night S@x . Awon omo Wobe!!!

uboma:
lol.

the funny looking Adolf Hitler moustache part got me laughing really hard.


I tried keeping same sometime ago but had to trim it after some days because some of it kept causing me some discomfort especially at the entrance of my nose.

Do you still have it on you?

No sir, I'm now a beard gang! No wonder my present Pastor keeps giving me that one corner eye any time we had eye contact during the service. Even though I'm not a worker.

Had my wedding at RCCG. Was told to go for medicals and all that, especially HIV Test. Wifey was asked to bring her gown and that of her maid. Doctors came in to do pregnancy test. Got tired at a point but hey what can I do. But then i had this funny looking Adolf Hitler moustache and not long beard. The officiating minister kept starring at my face . That was 5 years ago...

Died trying...

Not up to 24 hrs and oops he did it again... https://www.nairaland.com/4515039/how-olisa-metuh-sick-4#67730189

After enuff "head and strafing", "Sleepy head am in Love with u", why won't u be in Luv? That moment you talk and speak in tongues