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Machine Lomo...

Jamesrock:
wait, are u kidney me??

Kidney bawo!!?

vulpeslopez:
The car isn't even up to his 1week salary....chai and some people 1month salary cannot buy an okada not to talk of car

Bro, had to double check how much he earns per week to how much the ride cost! Just imagine! God bless our hustle.

NothingDoMe:
One year?

I've deleted the app from my phone abeg. I nor go kill myself out of frustration.

Hahahahaha.

NothingDoMe:
Shadow fighter, Eclipse mode. Can't even beat the second in command.

I have been fighting the main Boss now, for almost a year, can't seems to knock him down. Very annoying!

Serious!!!

Heartbender:
Don't date him. How can he wait for 4 years (a full political tenure) to tell you his feelings. Baba can plot your skull mining and you will escort him to the babalawo innocently




In other news, date me. I like woman, I dey straightforward.

With this your moniker... Heartbender! I hear you oh. You go just bend the girl heart go one corner!

dollytino4real:
u can not love without giving

Says one pastor...

Igbokiller:
I'm really surprised at their comments tonight

Reality setting in my brother!

azraeljaheel:
In that second picture nobi gun the homie hold so... Naija police sha...

Baba, that na empty gun nah! Who go give am loaded Barrel!

My kids are presently in J Town... Enjoying the Holidays. No head bursting.

Slaye:
Oboi which channel for dstv stil they show jerry springer show? 127 abi 128 when they show am before son stop o. I miss that show

Jerry! Jerry!! Jerry!!!

The guy don Land for moon and still dey yarn! And you say dey apologized!

youngsahito:
wasted sperm

More like wasted sperm(s)

PresidentAtiku:
Oh my got!!!!!! (In a Plateau girl's voice)

I know that voice!

Izabel:
Toke should be number one

More like Ten rules of (Crack) sorry fuuucckk commandments! Number 2 should have been Number 1 to me...

Omo!!!!! See big Carmel toe... Jisos!!!!!!

SamuelAnyawu:
If you wear black ---- Black*Axe or Apache

If you wear red -Vikings

If you wear Yellow - Buccaneer

If you wear Green --Marphites

If you wear Blue---- Eiye

Dress in Suit----Mafian

White------ Jurist





Which outfit should i put on today to avoid police harassment

My guy put on Joseph clothes of many color... In fact wear rainbow clothes!!!

Anikulhapo:
I can bet with anything that PDP will win next week saturday

Bet with your left ball

Congratulations!!! Happy for her. Someone once said in one thread that Tuface gene was so strong that even the Hubby/Pastor have started looking like him. Peeps with bad mouth!

Lost Souls everywhere... Cultists just full this thread! Haba!!!

oshe11:
Mehn......


The day I followed my friend there.......



I was marvelled at the People I saw.....


Celebs(I nor wan mention names), Men that matters, etc......

Guy, you must tell us... Tell us their names and people you saw with pictures attached, hence I don't believe you!

Bahd girl... She first give the man the "Headies Award" then chop am off... Fiaam!!!!

[quote author=CSTR1005 post=69120458]What is man without his dicck?


Dicckless man

Horrible Bosses!

Thank God for your life madam!!! But whatever we (men) have done to these women... After she went blank, all she thought about was her kids, her mum and her siblings!!! Whatever happens to the husband or maybe, just maybe she's already a widow!

AnonyNymous:
Maybe they thought it was Buhari. I see no reason why Nigerians should randomly start cursing the president of France, we're not that mad

Bro, imagine a scenario that the convoy happens to be that of Buhari, and immediately he ordered the cars to stop and pick up that Lady... She go just kuku jump into the Lagoon!

Trendy247:
So the son nw will spend his hard earned money to bury the useless father

Kindly go through the news again but this time, very slowly!!!