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Sirpaul:
Where's EFE

Based on Logistic, he's taking a break!

All these schools with their assignments. I always dread Fridays because my kids are coming home with lots of Homework! Haba!!! No Time....

I can't count how many of Saraki's meme that we have on NairaLand.... Here's another one...

Mariangeles:
Still, never stop helping.

I won't stop, can't stop, don't even know how to stop! Thanks!

IbyOneGod:
The person you may offend today may turn around to be your help tomorrow.

....And the person you helped yesterday may turn around to be your enemy today!!! . This is from experience Bro! But hey, it's all good.

Radarada...

He for collect am or wetin!!?

Mr Lala

ade002:
From J TOWN

All the way!!!

Nevergree:
Make I just dey do jeje because if dey ban me now I must wait for good 2 weeks before I get access to Nairaland Forum again.

And hand dey fast to report pesin.

I no go put insult to my mention and let me see how dey will ban me.

If they ban me now the painment will be very hard to take.

Abeg
Dey must not ban me o.

Guy you wicked oh

Khd95:
na when one babe call me around 8pm say she wan tell me something, na girl I been like to date, but she said we cant be bla bla bla..I no reason am far so I comot mind

I fly bike reach her door step,when I hear say na roomie no dey house, choooi toto on a platter of gold

when I reach she don already cook better rice fa, ok we eat come Sidon for bed dey look our selves, ok madam wetin u wan tell me...she no come mute like toy wey no get battery


I don already code,i near her head, chop her lips..small thing her pata don comot for her waist,brezz in my mouth...the ram was ready to be butchered.


she come tell me say STOP, stop wetin na auntie
she say no fuk

auntie shey u are aware that I enter bike reach here, dangote trailer could have jam me and die

ok no lele,i kuku finger her tow tow wella, nearly can not kill a bird, but my own nearly go wound that bird
las las i was feed with rice and brezz, so nothing spoil

You got me cracked up @ Dangote trailer. I called them "Ibeshe 14". Thank God for your life.

Mshad662:
I wonder how the guy spirit go dey feel when another guy starts knacking his wife. He'll just be staring at them like

I remember this your meme, The Guy posted this picture after he had an accident and said" I thank God for a successful accident"!!!! English Language for kuku kee him...

FarahAideed:
How can this one kidnap anybody

....with Guns, Cutlasses, Rocket launcher, Jack knives, Broken Bottles etc. At the sight of those things, people will tremble!

It's getting hot in here (Naija)....Hmmmmm

Danelo:
I'm still baffled.

The gate has padlock how d hell can a sane man wish to gain entrance through such little space?

How where they able to snap him from the inside

Exactly my thoughts but someone up there said probably the picture was taken from the inside. But that sure looks like a lock up shop.

Gofwane:
My own na to gather friends go drink to stupor.
When i wake up in the morning, check my pocket and see only #100, i sit down and begin to plan my life, thinking about all the stuff i intend to buy.

Once money enter, na back to square 1 again

I can relate

This is not true, it's just FigmentofHisImagination!!! Op is Stupid or trying to be Stupid!!! Radarada

Bbbwings:
We stressed out.

I tell you.

Hmmmmm....... This Life Sha! And I want to believe that there's someone, somewhere, waiting, looking for someone to even say hi to her but not sexually harassed though!

To provoke you dey hungry me....

Which Moon !?

asgard01:
WIN EITHER HALF, THE STORY IS NT COMPLETE

See as una dey play same Bet9ja on top the person wey don die!!! Inside Life!!! It is well.

AryaSand:
Seun! Stop changing NL's font abeg!

We hate this current one.

Seriously, I was trying to refresh the page when I saw your post. I thought it was network error

KINGEAGLE1:
thank God say no be nigerian girls

Are you for real!!? And this isn't funny either!