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Politics / Re: Buhari Silent As Lawan, Ndume Claim Support by twerkjack: 9:12am On Apr 16, 2019
Baba keeping his cool cool



He isn’t a man of many words
Events / Re: PUO @28: “I Contemplated Suicide, But Grace Said No” (photos) by twerkjack: 8:41am On Apr 16, 2019
SmellySperm:
me dat want to commit suicide nkor?no job after school,no capital to start up business,my only babe just cheated on me,life na scam Las Las


Don’t worry through the hardship you’ll find a way to where u wanna be


Ain’t gon be easy or fast but you’ll get there


Hardship is for refining
As fire is to gold smiley
Celebrities / Re: Meet British Star Stefflondon Beautiful Burna Boy Girlfriend by twerkjack: 6:50pm On Apr 15, 2019
Bad b1tches like this is hard to come by smiley
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Genevieve Nnaji Is All Shades Of Beauty In New Photo by twerkjack: 6:49pm On Apr 15, 2019
She could easily play RMD’s daughter now


Talk about aging backwards
Celebrities / Re: Is Wizkid Broke? See 14 Times The Starboy Has Rocked One Particular Sneaker by twerkjack: 6:47pm On Apr 15, 2019
I have this plain black gown in about 6 pieces all black



Could be same

Or the person washing it uses hypo grin
Politics / Re: Kazeem Tanimu Replies APC About Atiku’s Citizenship Claims, Calls Them Lairs by twerkjack: 6:35pm On Apr 15, 2019
Oga no need to talk plenty


Show proof that he’s a Nigerian

And save urself the stress of typing all these rubbish undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Shortcut: Meet The Comedian Who Staged El-Rufai To Freestyle Rap Battle by twerkjack: 6:05pm On Apr 15, 2019
This El rufai looks my fvcking ex angry



How am I supposed to like him now
Politics / Re: Keyamo: Difference Between Buhari And Adeleke Certificate Scandals by twerkjack: 3:13pm On Apr 15, 2019
Adeleke should also be arrested

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Celebrities / Re: Biography, Age Of Aunty Success Of Mark Angel Comedy by twerkjack: 3:11pm On Apr 15, 2019
That’s one talented kid right there......



Nice wink

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Women In Their 30s Claim No Sex Till Marriage? by twerkjack: 3:16pm On Apr 14, 2019
bethyz:
When a woman is ready to settle down and looking forward to meeting Mr right abstinence is one thing they walk towards. They decide to keep themself clean. They cant bring back their virginity so rather they choose to abstain for the right one. A woman cant say she is ready for marriage you are not sure if the person you want to date will marry you why waste time again. Having sex with him and he keeps pretending before you know it two years is gone you break up start again. How many relationships will the woman go into untill she finds out she had slept with more that ten different men in the name of relationship. So its better who that cannot stay without sex now that am ready isnt ready for marriage but just to waste their time. Thats why women at that age dont want to indulge untill they know you have come to stay. Especially when a man makes sex an issue .

U say 10 men like it even qualifies for body count recognition lmao cheesy

Some of us are already on 100 and counting cool
Politics / Re: CCT Trial: Onnoghen Maintains Innocence As FG Demands Conviction by twerkjack: 2:59pm On Apr 14, 2019
If this man is released



I give up on Nigeria sad

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Politics / Re: CCT Trial: Onnoghen Maintains Innocence As FG Demands Conviction by twerkjack: 2:54pm On Apr 14, 2019
This man must NOT go scot free....


Just because he knows the full Nigerian constitution by heart....

He must be made an example of, else this Administration has failed in its war against corruption sad

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Celebrities / Re: Woman With No Arms & Knees Is About To Get Married To The Love Of Her Life(pics) by twerkjack: 2:51pm On Apr 14, 2019
rex444:
so your idea of a real man is to marry a disabled person Abi?
nope a man who goes for what he wants despite the odds
Celebrities / Re: Woman With No Arms & Knees Is About To Get Married To The Love Of Her Life(pics) by twerkjack: 6:17pm On Apr 13, 2019
now that’s a man right there...

A real man!

wink
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Smartest Women With Outstanding Iqs by twerkjack: 6:15pm On Apr 13, 2019
Wow.......


Guess I’ll be the first black woman then smiley.

I know I’m a genius at something.....

Just don’t know what yet undecided
Celebrities / Re: Pay Me Before I Go On A Date With You - OAP Toke Makinwa by twerkjack: 5:15pm On Apr 13, 2019
Tell em sister kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Alex Unusual Recounts Her Experience With A Young Man Who Asked Her For Help by twerkjack: 12:04pm On Apr 11, 2019
In this society of ours


People don’t see begging as a disgusting thing that it is


HELP YOURSELFS

and stop fvcking giving excuses undecided

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Travel / Re: The Poor Condition Of Agbado-Crossing Road In Ogun State, Near Lagos by twerkjack: 11:07pm On Apr 10, 2019
This state needs developing...


E be like say developers no Dey there grin

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Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Girl Nollywood 2018 Winner Wanda Monye Add More Weight With Beaut by twerkjack: 1:42pm On Apr 10, 2019
This dirty ugly thing undecided

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Travel / Re: The Oshodi Transport Interchange That Buhari Will Commission In Lagos (Pictures by twerkjack: 9:56pm On Apr 08, 2019
jomonic:
Extreme waste of money just because it is available. Black man di egwu.

as in I don’t even understand how Nigerians are cursed with urkind of people.....

So negative and useless both in hand and head angry



When u know u have no sense to make


Just SHUT UP!!

for cripes sake must u TALK

Ur just so dumb it nauseates me undecided

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Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: "Women Don't Have Time Like Men" by twerkjack: 1:31pm On Apr 08, 2019
NOC1:


Where did he mention PMB


Ur so dumb

It’s nauseating undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Skiibii Shows Off His Fleet Of Cars And Iced Jewelry - Pictures by twerkjack: 1:08pm On Apr 08, 2019
Gbe fun e o connect

Owole ya connect kpa kam

Body too correct

Sensima cheesy


Chai that song can make a Bishop turn up
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Moment of Anthony Joshua Making Eba While Listening To Sunny ade Songs by twerkjack: 3:43pm On Apr 07, 2019
All dem muscles be making a girl drip juice undecided
Celebrities / Re: I’m not the enemy, they are laughing at us — Simi fires back at Yahoo boys by twerkjack: 3:39pm On Apr 07, 2019
If u tell them they go say yahoo better pass armed robbery


Can u imagine

Must u be involved in crime to survive?

If u ask them they’ll say it’s government

If u call them lazy Nigerian youths now den go begin bark like rabid dog
Crime / Re: Prison Officers Arrested For Selling Guns To Gang Leader 'Ability' In Imo.Photos by twerkjack: 10:34pm On Apr 02, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Even the security operatives who some of us put our hope on is still helping those miscreants to carry out their devilish plans.


In not more than 2 lines, please tell me how this shithole will be better under this lifeless administration.

Will u shut up ! angry....... there are corrupt officers in every country “



Y’all be making the country look darker than it actually is!

If u don’t like it here, get the fvck out!

Mofvckers undecided
Romance / Re: Rapper Cherry Dances In Towel In NYSC Camp, Talks About Sex In NYSC Camp by twerkjack: 10:31pm On Apr 02, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Reveals The Kind Of Man She Wants by twerkjack: 10:28pm On Apr 02, 2019
Don’t u just love her....

The perfect examples of a woman going against all odds (societal backlashing, criticism, etc) to just live her life the way she wants it....

Her life style may not please u

But it’s her life and no matter what people say..... she’s livin it

See urself in her shoes and you’ll know that’s a strooooong b1tch

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Religion / Re: The Convoy Of Pastor Alph Lukau (Photos) by twerkjack: 1:57pm On Apr 02, 2019
Fela said it ooo






Siiiinncccceee



Olodo dem no gree




Say u Dey serve God wey u never see before



Continue undecided
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Getting Happier — According To World Happiness Index by twerkjack: 3:50pm On Apr 01, 2019
seyi371:

With the rate of unemployment, killings everywhere and recession, you are saying Nigerians are getting happy ?
Leave tribalism alone, be truthful to yourself,
Where is the happiness ??

i’ve been wondering about this for quite a while now

Tot I should speak out and say something


I really hope u don’t mind my question


But




Don’t u people ever get tired of WAILING
Politics / Re: Wole Oke And Jerry Alagbaso Endorse Gbajabiamila, Say "He’s The Most Qualified" by twerkjack: 2:31pm On Apr 01, 2019
Lol to defect don Dey hungry them small small
cheesy





#nextlevel

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Properties / Re: Fire Kills Mother And Her 2 Kids In Rivers State by twerkjack: 2:26pm On Apr 01, 2019
Leave PDP they’ll not hear undecided




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