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Reno Omokri in a recent tweet ,,, encouraged civil disobedience and violence when he stated that Nigerians should be more like the Sapele school girl and fight to defend thier opinions....

But it was really the comments and reactions to the tweet that got me cracking

Check it out!

Houseofglam7:
You were almost making sense until the final paragraph
Bye!!!

cos I still can’t understand y ppl prefer fat to slim in this Africa .......I mean

fat sweats. More ....

fat is likely to smell ( body odor)

fat snores.......

fat is heavy.......

fat is not durable or portable.

And fat kills like wtf

Only education can help ppl see the darkness were living in

Lmao freeze.... Them no go like this one ooo



More like Religion, Ignorance and Poverty are in a romance triangle

CosmicPhoenix:

i hate over sabi people like the op,someone cannot do legit work in peace again,if he was a yahoo boy,you would have been hailing him

the point is ... are non NYSC members allowed to wear the vest?? .... the post wasn’t in anyway aimed at degrading his means of livelihood .... pls don’t get it twisted

Houseofglam7:
She looks like she needs that blood even more

im sure you wouldn’t say that if she were fat.....


Buh to educate u honey. Slim ppl have more blood in thier stream than fat ppl..

Fat ppl have more cholesterol that actually impends the flow of blood...

To be slim doesn’t mean ur unhealthy and to be fat doesn’t mean ur healthy either..


We need to start letting go of this ignorance we were born into


I think I’m beginning to see y that Bruce guy said education should be the most important ministry in Nigeria....

TourismMan:
Your English is terrible... Sorry to tell you this.

Thanx...... really appreciated

One by one them don dey go. Lmao


Pdp and arsenal share the same fans

oneblackguy:
oya tell us, how many males have you seen stripping unclad live or twerking in a way that portrays they are merely sex objects??

the truth is, until y'all bunch learn to think sensibly, society will continue to force you to behave responsibly.

Aunty feminist **rolls eyes**

oga u can strip if u want to nobody is stopping u...... Don’t come and be forming judge for another person’s unclothedness...... Abi is it pussy or bweast that you’ve not seen before? Abeg park one side jare

Earlier today, I spotted this shoe mender wearing the NYSC ceremonial vest..

It was hilarious, but it got me thinking tho...

Isn’t there a law against non NYSC members wearing the scheme’s wears??

Dunno it could be that he’s a member and shoe mending could be his community service?

Just saying

So stripping Issa big deal Nigerians can wail....

Culture here tries to lock females in a mental cage and we are forced to behave a certain way when our male counterparts are free to behave as they like?


Girrrrlll do what u like


Life is too short

Lol scammer jam port harcourt babe come see say him own need update......

What he got away with his ex wife na wetin Tonto use show am pepper...........


Chai Tonto I wish all women were like u useless men like this one for Dey behave by now

Lmao

Omg this is the same Abounce I used to crush on Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Sometimes I’m ashamed to be an indigent if Rivers state..... see the level we’re in cos ppl refuse to be reasonable... Amaechi who is responsible for most major infrastructure in the state was building a mono rail but Wike refused to continue it siting useless reasons and yet some fish brained Rivers ppl are solidly behind him....

They blame all the problems Wike brought in Amaechi....

Are we really gonna pretend wike didn’t make a call to soldiers to disrupt elections or has everyone forgotten about that

Security was better when Amaechi was governor

The fg should do something about this Wike
man


#Wikemustgo

Thisis2raw:
Wike? Well since you are not a rivers indigen nor do you stay in Rivers let me educate you, the soldiers in question are the people Ameachi used in disruption the election in Rivers state, and they are still here going after the listed names of communities Ameachi wrote down to cause havoc

will u shut up If u dunno know what to say? Amaechi kill u dia

In Lagos I see foreigners every where living like an average Nigerian would.. I don’t know y it’s not like that in places like Rivers and Kano




#ilovemylagos

Are there no Asylums in Nigeria anymore

Mentally unstable ppl need help....

They shouldn’t even be held responsible for their actions

Soon ........
Very soon






That’s the Next level we talking bout

DauraIsAGoal:
A killer of his people and another man who does not have the NYSC certificate requirement for the position he occupies leading prayers .
What a government!

but all these f00ls shouting Amaechi kill upandan did he kill ya mother ni?? What do u even know ? Our state governors name is Wike..... blame him instead Ode!!! Just be talking anyhow

K let’s wait for the misogynists and olosho callers

Enugu is a different kind of igbos.... More focused, reserved, enlightened and reasonable..... if all igbos were like them Lord knows ........

smeag0l:
Governors have been announced in 20 states so far. APC won 13 and PDP won 7. This is good for democracy. However, these governorship elections also show how the north is more sophisticated in terms of elections and voting patterns than the south. They vote individuals based on their clean slate and not based on party sentiments. This is why ganduje , saraki and others can lose elections while people like Orji Kaulu and Ibori still dictate for their people in the south. And for those of you who don't have PVC's but come here to rant on how results are being written in the north, please check the gubernatorial results of each northern state announced to see the consistency in numbers with that of the presidential elections irrespective of the party that won. These guys carry election matters on their head but we in the south sit down in our houses and use our calculators to vote and when it doesn't turn out as we permuted, we accuse a party of writing results.

permit me to use this

I smelled fake news half was here.....


I really really really wonder what ppl gain from uploading false news.... like what

I smelled fake news half was here.....


I really really really wonder what ppl gain from uploading false news.... like what??

I smelled fake news half was here.....


I really wonder what ppl gain from uploading false news....

I smelled fake news half was here.....


I really wonder what ppl gain from uploading false news.... y’all should hv a little shame na

tribalistseun:
keep your useless advice to yourselves. Is it your environment? its our oil not yours

who dash u oil...... u stinking ipob .

Will u go back to the east from whence thou cometh

tribalistseun:
keep your useless advice to yourselves. Is it your environment? its our oil not yours

who dash u oil...... u stinking ipob .

go back to the east from whence thou cometh

Lol even the title funny mtcheew upcoming blogger

Raydos:
It's true oooh

I remember the day I wear one shitty boxer like that

I almost died, This boxer almost burst my balls

It got to a stage I was feeling water in my boxer, I thought my balls has finally bursted

I was just crying thinking, Is this how I am not going to füçk Chidinma again

shameless brostitude