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jcflex:LOAD OF RUBBISH! THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF DUMB PPL HAVE BIG BUTTS. A DISGRACE TO OXFORD. AND I USED TO RESPECT THAT SCHOOL. |
sexaddict08:UR AN ID!OT! SO COS SHES NOT A PROSTITUTE, SHE SHOULD GIVE U YANSH, AND U CANT GIVE HER COMMON TP. MEN ARE SO FREAKING USELESS GOSH |
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sunquiyahki:did allllllllllll of dem |
TrishaP:which law? What will happen to me if my sugar daddies leave me? Abeg park well o lolz |
Francon:wait till u see my own. ******coming soon!!!!!***** |
Lilknight:MMM hmmmm +winks- |
Scopium:pls ȋ̝̊̅̄ Dnt know how design topics or text. How to put the space or bold or just to arrange a topic. Plz ȋ̝̊̅̄ Need guideliness |
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IKJ66:ok that was helpful |
masonkz:when ȋ̝̊̅̄ Look at comments posted by the likes of u, ȋ̝̊̅̄ Just smile and say "senseless, thoughtless MOronns |
starlingleanets:if u were the judge, what will u charge him for ? Collapse of a building? Seriously dya even have sense at all? |
omenka:and ur point is ?? |
kunlesehan:why are ppl naturally wicked and thoughtless? Acting as if it twas an intentional act done by TB Joshua. Did he deliberately order the falling of that building and the death of those ppl. If u wre in his shoes would u like all this rubbish responses ppl are giving. Take asides ur jealousies and bad belle and reason Jor ah ah. |
I'm more interested in spacing and bolding texts |
bestdeals0:wonder what's making u laugh |
IKJ66:that was helPful, thanx. Add more pls |
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ABUJA -NATIONAL leadership of the Peoples Democratic party (PDP) has agvain alleged that the leadership of the All Progressive Congress (APC) was behind the continued cases of insurgency where members of the Boko Haram sect have engaged in massive killings and wanton destruction of property. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/pdp-accuses-apc-backing-boko-haram/#sthash.p5nyXrEH.dpuf |
The All Progressive Congress. (APC) presidential candidate for the 2015 general elections, Gen Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) has finally joined the social media 'twitter' today to further his campaign. His handle is @ThisIsBuhari so you can follow him. Below are some of his first tweets
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Begonia:seconded. All these in the name of fashion. But why all this our naija celebs too dey copy na? One day kim k go eat shit dem go follow her post am online shamelessly too |
phlamesG:seconded |
There are some ppl who don't know how to place fonts, size, colour, space, bold and so many other things associated with typing or designing topics on NL. Pls give guideliness on how to do all this. |
SeverusSnape:infidelity is one strong point, it just takes the sacredness outta marriages thereby rendering the whole "tie knot thing" senseless |
splasyduicy:chai see what internet has caused! Guys have a whole lot of secrets buh did u see em expose it? these are girl stuff, and should be kept within not just exposed for no pay sef. Babe why na? |
Lushcream:ȋ̝̊̅̄ Think he's right. No wonder ȋ̝̊̅̄ No grow, ȋ̝̊̅̄ Quick spoil Jare lolz |
Lilknight:she's imagining That she's doing it with someone else instead lolz |
Don't get me wrong but this questn was prompted by observation, research and experience (though am not married yet) ȋ̝̊̅̄ Went on a date last night with a guy ȋ̝̊̅̄ used to think was "the love of ma life" and for the first time in ma life ȋ̝̊̅̄ Discovered that marriage scares the hell outta me, this guy started asking weird Questions and before ȋ̝̊̅̄ Knew what was happening, he went on his knees and asked me to marry him. That was NT the first time ȋ̝̊̅̄ Received a marriage proposal, but ȋ̝̊̅̄ Usually dnt take em or Their (other guys) proposals seriously at all, but that was the first time it came from someone ȋ̝̊̅̄ Like, but yet ȋ̝̊̅̄ Literally left him holding his breath, excused ma self and walked as fast as ma legs could carry me away from him, And I've not picked his calls since, (ȋ̝̊̅̄ Might be possessed or abnormal as ma friends have been telling me all day, but I've got reasons) ȋ̝̊̅̄ Was initially angry at him for taking the relationship too seriously and surprising me like dat, buh then ȋ̝̊̅̄ realized that ȋ̝̊̅̄ Was plain scared. its true dat at a point in everybody's life they get matured for marriage, maybe ȋ̝̊̅̄ Thought ȋ̝̊̅̄ Was immune to marriage lolz. Now back to the topic, research shows that 4 outta 10 marriages end up in divorce and its (marriage) getting cheaper with the years, ȋ̝̊̅̄ See many ppl compare Their marriages to hell and I've seen many marriages break up (including my parents') leaving the emotional trauma on the children like in my case, so ȋ̝̊̅̄ Think ȋ̝̊̅̄ grew up detesting marriage and ȋ̝̊̅̄ Never knew ȋ̝̊̅̄ Was that scared of marriage up until yesterday. So pls ȋ̝̊̅̄ Need advice, is there anything good about marriage, cos ȋ̝̊̅̄ Still think ppl get married because that's what the society requires of us or outta pressure or need for legitimate children or need for protection (for ladies) which by the way is something that is no longer needed by some ladies. but asides these things, is there anything to gain from or good about marriage?
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donnypool:haba dat one na understatement |
holatin:Ƴεα thanx for contributing |
SPINA101:lolz noooo ah. Not all sha |
BY TWERKJACK!!!!! Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex. 1.WEAK ER£CTION: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this? 2.CبMMING TOO FAST: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz. 3.DRYNESS OF THE P*SSY: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties. 4. NON PARTICIPATING PARTNER: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work. 5. MOANING ANOTHER PERSONS NAME: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i love u Andre baby fvck me harder" really ?? It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs! |
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