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RomanceRe: Why Men Are Helplessly Attracted To Ladies With Bigger Butts – Study by twerkjack: 10:24am On Dec 27, 2014
jcflex:
For details of study click the link below:

www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-breeze/revealed-why-men-are-helplessly-attracted-to-bigger-butts-study/
LOAD OF RUBBISH! THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF DUMB PPL HAVE BIG BUTTS. A DISGRACE TO OXFORD. AND I USED TO RESPECT THAT SCHOOL.
RomanceRe: Must I Give Her Transport Fare Every Time She Visits? by twerkjack: 5:10pm On Dec 25, 2014
sexaddict08:
thats girls for u....
sometimes i dnt knw the difference btw them and prostitutes
UR AN ID!OT! SO COS SHES NOT A PROSTITUTE, SHE SHOULD GIVE U YANSH, AND U CANT GIVE HER COMMON TP. MEN ARE SO FREAKING USELESS GOSH
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia's Daughter Kissing Kogi Prince Musa Ado-Ibrahim (Photo) by twerkjack: 6:16pm On Dec 24, 2014
vizkiz:
FTC? Reallyhuh shocked

Ok guys,i just remixed the christmas song for this year cheesy

On the 12th day of christmas, a santa sent to me;
12 dudes i'm blocking angry
11 friends just watching undecided
10 funny D.Ps cheesy
9 busted barbies :
8 friends complaining huh
7 stalkers stalking undecided
6 contacts pending huh GOSH UR GOOD I SWEAR I LOVE THIS
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive RUBBISH groups angry
4 ugly chics cry
3 boring guys undecided
2 friend requests huh
and a creep who wont stop pinging me!!! embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Which Of These Did You Do As A Child? by twerkjack: 1:23am On Dec 24, 2014
sunquiyahki:
1) Dip the bread inside the tea?

2) Mix the entire white rice and
stew before eating

3) Pour dry garri on your beans
porridge

4) Share the meat and let the eldest
pick first

5) Crack the bone and suck out the
marrow

6) Can't eat d meat until u finish
d food

7) Put the morning tea inside
the freezer to block

cool Bite the crown and put it into the
bottle of coke

9) Use the meat to finish the
remaining eba

10) Put the medicine inside the roll
of eba

11) Lick the plate with your
tongue

Be sincere and keep the fun going!!!

Don't spoil the fun...
did allllllllllll of dem
CelebritiesRe: Anyone Who Comes Between A Married Couple Should Be Jailed- Omotola by twerkjack: 1:09am On Dec 24, 2014
TrishaP:
Oya they should put that into law
which law? What will happen to me if my sugar daddies leave me? Abeg park well o lolz
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities And Their Christmas Cards by twerkjack: 8:23pm On Dec 23, 2014
Francon:
Wow
wait till u see my own. ******coming soon!!!!!*****
RomanceRe: What's It With Girls Closing Eyes While Kissing? by twerkjack: 9:25am On Dec 23, 2014
Lilknight:
guess u talkn 4rm experience too? coolguess u talkn 4rm experience too?
MMM hmmmm +winks-
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by twerkjack: 9:23am On Dec 23, 2014
Scopium:
[size=13pt]I be newbie for this thread otherwise I be oldie for the site.[/size]
pls ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt know how design topics or text. How to put the space or bold or just to arrange a topic. Plz ȋ̝̊̅̄
Need guideliness
Music/RadioType Testing by twerkjack(op):
T
EducationRe: Plz Advice On How To Design Texts On NL by twerkjack(op): 8:47am On Dec 23, 2014
IKJ66:
......................click on the icons one by one and write in between the Bracket........eg if u write inbetween the B icon bracket u will have whatever u typed in bold text
ok that was helpful
PoliticsRe: Synagogue: Weapon Investigator Says Collapsed Building Was Attacked by twerkjack: 8:35am On Dec 23, 2014
masonkz:
Is that how they taught you how to carry out a research in school?

I blame nollywood
when ȋ̝̊̅̄
Look at comments posted by the likes of u, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Just smile and say "senseless, thoughtless MOronns
PoliticsRe: Synagogue: Weapon Investigator Says Collapsed Building Was Attacked by twerkjack: 8:30am On Dec 23, 2014
starlingleanets:
You can escape earthly Judgement what about the Last day,will u escape that?
if u were the judge, what will u charge him forhuh? Collapse of a building? Seriously dya even have sense at all?
PoliticsRe: Synagogue: Weapon Investigator Says Collapsed Building Was Attacked by twerkjack: 8:27am On Dec 23, 2014
omenka:
Wow!! Just like that used in Incredible Hulk 3!!

So it is no longer bombs planted in the church.

It is no longer a bomb shot from "a strange aircraft hovering around the building".

It is no longer Boko Haram.

It is now a sophisticated weapon which is arguably in possession of only the Soviets and US.

How lovely!! Clap for yourself Prophet!!
and ur point ishuh??
PoliticsRe: Synagogue: Weapon Investigator Says Collapsed Building Was Attacked by twerkjack: 8:26am On Dec 23, 2014
kunlesehan:
gods for the story!
why are ppl naturally wicked and thoughtless? Acting as if it twas an intentional act done by TB Joshua. Did he deliberately order the falling of that building and the death of those ppl. If u wre in his shoes would u like all this rubbish responses ppl are giving. Take asides ur jealousies and bad belle and reason Jor ah ah.
EducationRe: Plz Advice On How To Design Texts On NL by twerkjack(op): 11:11pm On Dec 22, 2014
I'm more interested in spacing and bolding texts
EducationRe: Plz Advice On How To Design Texts On NL by twerkjack(op): 11:02pm On Dec 22, 2014
bestdeals0:
heheheheeheh..
wonder what's making u laugh
EducationRe: Plz Advice On How To Design Texts On NL by twerkjack(op): 11:01pm On Dec 22, 2014
IKJ66:
Click on change colour and choose any color u desire and somethin like this would show up>>>>> [color=#999900][/color].........then u type whatever u wana type in between the two brackets..........try that and seee
that was helPful, thanx. Add more pls
PoliticsRe: PDP Accuses APC Of Backing Boko Haram by twerkjack(op): 10:57pm On Dec 22, 2014
Pic

PoliticsPDP Accuses APC Of Backing Boko Haram by twerkjack(op): 10:52pm On Dec 22, 2014
ABUJA -NATIONAL leadership of the Peoples Democratic party (PDP) has agvain alleged that the leadership of the All Progressive Congress (APC) was behind the continued cases of insurgency where members of the Boko Haram sect have engaged in massive killings and wanton destruction of property. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/pdp-accuses-apc-backing-boko-haram/#sthash.p5nyXrEH.dpuf
CelebritiesAPC Presidential Aspirant Muhammadu Buhari Is Officially On Twitter by twerkjack(op): 10:40pm On Dec 22, 2014
The All Progressive Congress. (APC) presidential candidate for the 2015 general elections, Gen Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) has finally joined the social media 'twitter' today to further his campaign. His handle is @ThisIsBuhari so you can follow him. Below are some of his first tweets

CelebritiesRe: Who Rocked The Ripped Jean? Kim K, Laura Ikeji, Yemi Alade by twerkjack: 9:25pm On Dec 22, 2014
Begonia:
The girl in the last picture wearing a pink top looks terrible to me. The other two look good smiley
seconded. All these in the name of fashion. But why all this our naija celebs too dey copy na? One day kim k go eat shit dem go follow her post am online shamelessly too
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Turned Down N30million To Act In A Porn Movie (TWEETS) by twerkjack: 9:22pm On Dec 22, 2014
phlamesG:
nothing like that d girl is a slut
seconded
EducationPlz Advice On How To Design Texts On NL by twerkjack(op): 9:11pm On Dec 22, 2014
There are some ppl who don't know how to place fonts, size, colour, space, bold and so many other things associated with typing or designing topics on NL. Pls give guideliness on how to do all this.
RomanceRe: What's Good About Marriage???? by twerkjack(op): 8:59pm On Dec 22, 2014
SeverusSnape:
My friend twerkjack...grin


To the topic: The same thought comes across my mind at times, especially now that divorce rate is high and infidelity is the order of the day. But then again, we can't say because of the aforementioned we won't tie the knot with our heart throb, Marriage to me is all about companionship, If one should stay single for life, He/she may die of lonesomeness. I believe when one finds the right one, He or she will settle down. Like you rightly said, People marry just cause the society requires of us to get married and for procreation; marriage transcends that, It's an institution.
infidelity is one strong point, it just takes the sacredness outta marriages thereby rendering the whole "tie knot thing" senseless
RomanceRe: Secrets About Girls And How Our Mind Works!! by twerkjack: 8:49pm On Dec 22, 2014
splasyduicy:
when a girl says no problem,then prepare yourself for a whole baggage of trouble because she has been saving it for a long time when you dont see it coming of course......our whatever is your "fcc you",if you have a girl friend who isnt jealous or uncomfortable about your female friends fact is,its either she has a lot of you's or she doesnt really care about you.its only two percent that trust you wholly but our DNA has jealousy written all over it
chai see what internet has caused! Guys have a whole lot of secrets buh did u see em expose it? these are girl stuff, and should be kept within not just exposed for no pay sef. Babe why na?
RomanceRe: How Young Girls Hinder Their Growth Without Knowing. by twerkjack: 8:45pm On Dec 22, 2014
Lushcream:
i cant understand one zhit in d Op. u mean sexua.l thought inhibit girls growth without providing psycological backup nor scientific backup ........ Also u erred by saying parent should scared their daughters away from sex thought in dis period of internet.......... if they fail to lead her thought other folks will lead her online
ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think he's right. No wonder ȋ̝̊̅̄
No grow, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Quick spoil Jare lolz
RomanceRe: What's It With Girls Closing Eyes While Kissing? by twerkjack: 8:40pm On Dec 22, 2014
Lilknight:
Countless times, have been involve in some and i heard gist from my friends too and its always confirmed. Girls love closing eyes while kissing. According to my own experience, i don't close eyes i may only deem them and so with most of my guyz. Buh this is jst different with most girls, why?? Fellow nairalanders, share your thought on this!
she's imagining That she's doing it with someone else instead lolz
RomanceWhat's Good About Marriage???? by twerkjack(op): 5:13pm On Dec 22, 2014
Don't get me wrong but this questn was prompted by observation, research and experience (though am not married yet) ȋ̝̊̅̄
Went on a date last night with a guy ȋ̝̊̅̄
used to think was "the love of ma life" and for the first time in ma life ȋ̝̊̅̄
Discovered that marriage scares the hell outta me, this guy started asking weird Questions and before ȋ̝̊̅̄
Knew what was happening, he went on his knees and asked me to marry him. That was NT the first time ȋ̝̊̅̄
Received a marriage proposal, but ȋ̝̊̅̄
Usually dnt take em or Their (other guys) proposals seriously at all, but that was the first time it came from someone ȋ̝̊̅̄
Like, but yet ȋ̝̊̅̄
Literally left him holding his breath, excused ma self and walked as fast as ma legs could carry me away from him, And I've not picked his calls since, (ȋ̝̊̅̄
Might be possessed or abnormal as ma friends have been telling me all day, but I've got reasons) ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was initially angry at him for taking the relationship too seriously and surprising me like dat, buh then ȋ̝̊̅̄
realized that ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was plain scared. its true dat at a point in everybody's life they get matured for marriage, maybe ȋ̝̊̅̄
Thought ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was immune to marriage lolz. Now back to the topic, research shows that 4 outta 10 marriages end up in divorce and its (marriage) getting cheaper with the years, ȋ̝̊̅̄
See many ppl compare Their marriages to hell and I've seen many marriages break up (including my parents') leaving the emotional trauma on the children like in my case, so ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think ȋ̝̊̅̄
grew up detesting marriage and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Never knew ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was that scared of marriage up until yesterday. So pls ȋ̝̊̅̄
Need advice, is there anything good about marriage, cos ȋ̝̊̅̄
Still think ppl get married because that's what the society requires of us or outta pressure or need for legitimate children or need for protection (for ladies) which by the way is something that is no longer needed by some ladies. but asides these things, is there anything to gain from or good about marriage?

RomanceRe: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by twerkjack(op): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2014
donnypool:
you don spoil grin grin
haba dat one na understatement
RomanceRe: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by twerkjack(op): 7:33am On Dec 17, 2014
holatin:
polluting the air.
Phone ringing
Someone knocking my door.
new post alert on nairaland
Ƴεα thanx for contributing
RomanceRe: 5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by twerkjack(op): 7:32am On Dec 17, 2014
SPINA101:
hmmm op dat number 5 ehe if e happen I go just kill d girl meanwhile I no you are typing this out of experience
lolz noooo ah. Not all sha
Romance5 Most Annoying Things That Can Happen During Sex by twerkjack(op):
BY TWERKJACK!!!!! Much as some ppl pretend, sex is a very important part of a relationship. Matter of fact, Sometimes, it determines whether or not ur going to tie the knot with ur partner (for unmarried couples) so here are five of the most annoying things that can happen during sex.

1.WEAK ER£CTION: ladies what's ur reaction, when ur riding ur man in the heat of passion and suddenly ur guy's Dick deflates and then u'll have to persuade it to get back to work and sometimes, every attempt to resuscitate it proves futile.lolz. So annoying right? Yeah i Know the feeling. For guys hw do u react to this?

2.CبMMING TOO FAST: he just goes in and 30 seconds later he's done and out. Guys, take a look at dat lady's face, she's struggling with the urge to stab u in the eye lolz.

3.DRYNESS OF THE P*SSY: maybe twas wet at the start, but mins later it becomes completely dry and uncomfortable for both parties.

4. NON PARTICIPATING PARTNER: some ppl complain dat Their partners who are mostly fat/chubby/curvy hehe do not participate during sex, they just fall on the bed while Their partner does all the work.

5. MOANING ANOTHER PERSONS NAME: haha dis one is the most annoying of them all, ur fvcking Philip ur yelling "oh i love u Andre baby fvck me harder" reallyhuh?? It just kills the mood even if u don't have feelings for the person ur having sex with. Add urs!

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