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RomanceRe: On Why Ladies Find It Difficult To Spend On Their Men by twerkjack: 12:24pm On Dec 15, 2014
dammyjay93:
Why do ladies find it VERY difficult to SPEND on their Men? If U earn more than your BF,would u still want him to spend more on you than U do on him?
if ur a boy. Then ur shameless and should be eradicated from the planet. Can u imagine?
RomanceRe: ♥Characteristics Of Nigerian Girls According To State Of Origin.♥ by twerkjack: 12:22pm On Dec 15, 2014
Unibenstudent:
NASSARAWA-no idea

NIGER-no idea

OGUN-this gals are violent and

ONDO-desperate gals ,they scent of desperation and they Sabi beg expecially for ore


OSUN-osun girls look like they have never been to city before narrow minded

OYO-ibadan gals I hail,this gals no Sabi snap pinshures and they love book die,they don't like perfumes that much

PLATEAU- jos girls are lovers they love irrespective of background ,they don't judge u,they love u even if u are broke

RIVERS-rivers gals are expensive,they love other people boyfriend,they love hanging out in big spots

SOKOTO-no idea

TARABA-no idea

YOBE-no idea

ZAMFARA-no idea
a guys gotta have dosh na #teamriversbabesha
CelebritiesRe: Mrs Vincent Enyeama Shows Off Her Swag (photos) by twerkjack: 12:15pm On Dec 15, 2014
montestic:
where is d swag na?

abeg she's just there
looooooooooooooooolz ȋ̝̊̅̄
Bet ur a girl
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 11:43am On Dec 15, 2014
O0XYGEN:
Thank God you didn't say one of the best English accents.Accent doesn't necessarily means "English " .You are very ignorant and I don't blame u.On that list France was found somewhere in the top 5.So you are trying to tell me French people now speak English.You are too dumb and stu.pid.
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Besides what has "sexiest accent" got to do with" best/good accent" .Sexiest and best/good are not the same ok.
.Your stupidity is becoming severe.
So who doesn't know that nigerians have the worst English accent in AFRICA.
chai god punish Ebola and boko haram. Na because of una, filthy ghanians like this slowpoke dey fit follow me argue. #DiarisGodsha
RomanceRe: The Shameful Adulterous Lives Of Some Today's Ladies by twerkjack: 1:03pm On Dec 08, 2014
naijaboiy:
But they commit all these with men...so what's the difference huhundecided
seriously this op needs to be sent to an assylum. What a load of crap! And how the hell did this make FP? Mtcheeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by twerkjack: 1:00pm On Dec 08, 2014
Prettybecca:
I haven't done anything to any of the exes cos none of them broke up with me, i did all d breaking up.
Then again, none of them have tried doing any silly thing to me cos i dont make them my enemies.
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Saw him havin lunch with a girl then ȋ̝̊̅̄
Went there and claimed to be pregnant after we had sex just the previous week (which was false) and the girl was like "u slept with her last week?" and once he said " ȋ̝̊̅̄
dnt know wat she's talkin abt" ȋ̝̊̅̄
Started weepin loudly, poured his wine on him and ran away pretendin to be dejected lolz. Twas fun ȋ̝̊̅̄
Learned dat stunt from a drama sha haha
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 12:51pm On Dec 08, 2014
O0XYGEN:
lolx...a nigerian mocking someone of his English. Like seriously? Hahaha animals in Ghana even speaks good English than u fools.Your so called celebrities are now learning to speak with Ghanain accent ..ha
while nigerian accent was voted one of the sexiest in the world, ghanian was among the worst. Ask google dunce. Infact ppl commented on ghanian accents and they were like "those ppl had better stopped speaking English lolz . Only God knows how u found the fingers to type abt accent shamelessly. Hahahahahahahaha
RomanceRe: Why Are Many Ladies Selling Their Virginity Cheaply Nowadays? by twerkjack: 12:47pm On Dec 08, 2014
clevvermind:
if a lady says no to sex will a guy force her? are they not the ones opening their legs? guys virginity is not an important issue. who even bother about guys' virginity?

just buy a bottle of malt for some ladies and they would allow u have access to their thing. grin
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Have a feelin u wre transported from 1400 BC or ur just being discharged from an assylum.
RomanceRe: Why Are Many Ladies Selling Their Virginity Cheaply Nowadays? by twerkjack: 12:45pm On Dec 08, 2014
Freest:
How many virginities have you bought? How do you know its even shaded in the market let alone cheap? Or are you a regular patronizer of them virgines? I don't understand how some guys reason!
When you guys wont keep your dick in one place, what do you expect?
Is it just lady that are supposed to be virgins by the way? Every thing is poured on the ladies while guys go out there and count their game.
ma dear tell dose imb*ciles soooo annoyin. Is the crazy op a virgin? Ask him Ħ☺Ɯ much he sold his own for. Rubbish. So they said male virginity is a sin or guys were born disvirgined? Rubbish!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Buys Dress For N1m At Future Awards Charity Auction To Fight Ebola by twerkjack: 11:51am On Dec 08, 2014
msmon:
Hmmm. This babe is extremely rich sha.

Suggestion: Seun should just go after her.
who dash her all these money sef?
FashionRe: Photos: Wizkid's Son Rocking Agbada by twerkjack: 12:59pm On Dec 07, 2014
benuejosh:
dis girl no be fine walahi.
this girl face doesn't impress me at alllllllllll, and to think that she has genes this strong too ah ah, see the poor boys face. Why didn't he take after his father's looks na?
FoodRe: Palm Wine! Now In A Can ? by twerkjack: 12:49pm On Dec 07, 2014
Tholudee:
It can never be like fresh emu ogidi grin
same way canned beer doesn't taste the same way as fresh rum newly brewed. So why don't u just encourage em eh matter of fact, its abt time.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's HKN Team Jets Out To Uganda, Shares Photo by twerkjack: 12:44pm On Dec 07, 2014
Plz o what's that fat guys name? The big one eatin noodles.
CelebritiesRe: What If You Your Dad Is Your Nairaland Enemy? by twerkjack: 12:20pm On Dec 07, 2014
BellaBambina:
Lol... A friend of mine and her then fiance broke up, because he didn't know she was the girl he was hitting on on NL. He said the meanest things about to her alter ego on NL.
one point on the negative effects of nairaland.
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 12:17pm On Dec 07, 2014
O0XYGEN:
Stupid ape.Go n give those trouble to bokoharam.Thinkless shaleless idiot
u go fear. Is this one ghanian English? Lolz oh please don't quote me again looser!
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 5:23pm On Dec 06, 2014
O0XYGEN:
See this thing too.Hahahaha so are u fools normal atall.What Ghana mumugerian thing are u talking about? kwasia why didnt u address de one who started it rather. FOOLISH MUMUGERIAN .Your forehead like Kilimanjaro. I will come and tour there ok..Mumu.
be careful of the ppl u xtend ur stupididty to. Cos with d way ur goin. Ur signin up for big trouble a$shole!
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Post Photo Of A Guy's Big D.ic.k On Twitter To Replace Davido![too Bad]! by twerkjack: 5:21pm On Dec 06, 2014
Airforce1:
Na wa o

I hope he used condom sha?
what's a condom?
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 1:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
O0XYGEN:
Never knew mumugerians are that foolish.Have u ever heard her calling herself a mumugerian before? Your brain might have be chocked with eba.She has a mumugerian name but she claim Ghanaian. Go and hug ut useless mumu zoo keeper president ok.No one cares.
can't u give this Ghana -Nigeria thing a rest? Must u always disgrace urself on every thread. More like a rat claimin to be better than a cat. If the person ur callin a zoo keeper decides to deal with u, ur entire country times two, won't be able to prevent it.
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 1:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
O0XYGEN:
Never knew mumugerians are that foolish.Have u ever heard her calling herself a mumugerian before? Your brain might have be chocked with eba.She has a mumugerian name but she claim Ghanaian. Go and hug ut useless mumu zoo keeper president ok.No one cares.
CelebritiesRe: Top 15 Hottest African Female Celebrities by twerkjack: 1:20pm On Dec 06, 2014
natureblack:
I don't think Agbani should be in the list.......



..........that b!tch is just too skinny angry




She lacks big black yansh ...... tongue
clap for urself. U never cease to disappoint me.
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Post Photo Of A Guy's Big D.ic.k On Twitter To Replace Davido![too Bad]! by twerkjack: 11:53pm On Dec 04, 2014
Samzzy94:
My own anaconda is what u need dear
I've got one goin into ma cave right now. Thanx though
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Post Photo Of A Guy's Big D.ic.k On Twitter To Replace Davido![too Bad]! by twerkjack: 11:53pm On Dec 04, 2014
Samzzy94:
My own anaconda is what u need dear
I've got goin into ma cave right now. Thanx though
CelebritiesRe: Check Out The Wedding Invitation Card Of Mother Of 3, Ibinabo Fiberesima by twerkjack: 11:52pm On Dec 04, 2014
edwife:
Don't say what you don't know,she has never been married,but had her kids out of wedlock....

You are not God,quit being one...
sorry love did ȋ̝̊̅̄
Hurt uhuhhuh?
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Post Photo Of A Guy's Big D.ic.k On Twitter To Replace Davido![too Bad]! by twerkjack: 8:20pm On Dec 04, 2014
Ok ȋ̝̊̅̄
Jumped into this thread to see the "anaconda" but to ma surprise I'm seein only breasts, ȋ̝̊̅̄
No be lez so op better respect ya self and post a pic of dat anaconda or a genuine link to it. angry
CelebritiesRe: Check Out The Wedding Invitation Card Of Mother Of 3, Ibinabo Fiberesima by twerkjack: 8:15pm On Dec 04, 2014
edwife:
At last! she found the one,patience is a virtue.Invest in yourself,and you will make progress... kiss
Found which one? Dya know Ħ☺Ɯ many times she's been married? With HW many children with different men sef. HW dya know dis one won't end like others?
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Rihanna Puts Her Nipples On Display During NYC Shopping by twerkjack: 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2014
BWGISTdotCOM:
Wic 1 we wan accept nao...
the first one was made by a girl, and u know girls and jealousy na
PoliticsRe: Leave Me Alone, Concentrate On National Issues, Jonathan Tells Senators by twerkjack: 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2014
Firefire:
Perfect!

That is the problem with we Nigerians, is it the president alone we elected huh

- What of our state governors

- Our State House of Assembly men & women

- Our Federal Legislooters.

- Our Local Government chairmen, the closest to the people.

When shall we demand accountability from our state government on how they spend SECURITY VOTES and demand transparency huh

When shall we ask our representatives how they go about the constituency allowance running into millions? ??

When shall we ask our LGA Administrators how the Federal Allocation is been utilise huh

We all focus on the Presidency. Why huh


Nigerians, this is time to think right. The President is not our problem but our wicked and selfish politicians.

Nigeria political landscape is infested with gentle and mean pen robbers.
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Have suggestion: IMPEACH ALL of them lol
CelebritiesRe: American Celebrities Who Traced Their African Roots by twerkjack: 12:50pm On Dec 04, 2014
bulakos:
Even though I school in France May ancestors are from Nigeria grin
what's with all dis live or school in France, or Spain etc trash? Dnt find it funny. Why dnt u try schoolin underwater? The whole thing doesn't make any sense, or maybe There's a meanin attributed to it dat ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt know of.
CelebritiesRe: Girls Of This Generation Vs Our Mothers by twerkjack: 7:09am On Dec 04, 2014
MEILYN:
When she doesn't train herself from now, I don't see her changing when she becomes a mother.
oga Merlin ko Author ni. U'l agree with me dat ur mum wasn't as good as she is now esp when she was abt the age nd level of xperience of ur GF. Stop makin baseless comparisons. Or better compare urself to ur dad and check out the result. And when u say "train herself" dya mean train herself to cook or to prepare food worth #200 in other words prepare herself to be probably the wife of a poor or/and stingy man? Lolz. Abeg the girl can cook buh she can't cope.
CelebritiesRe: Girls Of This Generation Vs Our Mothers by twerkjack: 6:57am On Dec 04, 2014
missterious:
Our fathers could go to the farm & work from morning till evening. Boys of this generation spend their time sagging their trousers & toasting babes. smiley
thank u ma dear. If they're not saggin, they'l sit somewhere and browse nairaland all day. Then give their GF #200 to prepare soup nd xpect fab results else they'l come online and compare Their mothers' cookings. Rubb*sh
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Bootilicious Instagram Queen Shows Off Her Iphone 6 In A Very Hot Way by twerkjack: 11:20pm On Dec 03, 2014
jerflakes:
You know, fat bïtçhęš are no longer ashamed of their sizes.

They flaunt it very well.

Kudos to y'all.
lolz evryone has a right to feel beautiful right?
RomanceRe: What Gift Do You Expect From Your Boo This Christmas Season... by twerkjack: 10:48pm On Dec 03, 2014
Applaner:
a carton of con dom
to do what? Haha ȋ̝̊̅̄
Need a cash gift of two hundred thounsand and above. +winks+ hehe abeg achorom ego oo

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