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RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by twerkjack: 7:36pm On Dec 01, 2014
tosyne2much:
you sounded like a frustrated sexx starved lady looking for someone to vent her anger on.. Why making comments on a thread you refer to as thrash ?

You damn nincompoop
who is dis animal referin to? Plz look for someone else to shower ur mouth odor on.
Music/RadioRe: Davido Loses Out in 5 Nominations At Channel O Awards-2014, List Of Winners by twerkjack: 7:31pm On Dec 01, 2014
MduZA:
imagine me calling hundreds of Nigerians who get pass via my house on daily basis animals...
. Speak English when ur ready to make a comment dats gonna catch attention. Or maybe ur fingers are weary from replyin every comment directed at u. Get a life mister. And don't quote me again!
CelebritiesRe: Comedian AY VS Actor Ramsey Noah? Who Rocked The Classy Blue Suit BEST?? [photo] by twerkjack: 7:28pm On Dec 01, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
who is this clone...
incase you dont know what a clone is let me explain it..
a clone is something or somebody that has an imitation..



you are an imitation of all emm nairaland ladies here....
i wouldn't even talk to someone like you on the road...
so my mistaken sense of humuor has turned to a waveline for insult...
dont have time for such people who vent their real life frustrations here
btw i love your #1,700 weavon...
it really makes me wanna price you 150naira.. angry.
plz try basic English language b4 u come here and type rubbish
CelebritiesRe: Toolz Shows Off Her Perfect Hour Glass Figure In A Waist Cincher ( Photo ) by twerkjack: 2:42pm On Dec 01, 2014
Viogu:
the only 2 things that makes you look like a woman are the plastic old weave on your head and that lipstick that doesnt compliment your skin tone. The flat butt you are desperately trying to stick out isn't helping
hehehehe. Why na? Wetin she do u?
CelebritiesRe: Comedian AY VS Actor Ramsey Noah? Who Rocked The Classy Blue Suit BEST?? [photo] by twerkjack: 2:38pm On Dec 01, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
RAMSEY ALL THE WAY...
AIS THAT NOT MY MONKEY THAT GOT MISSING 3YEARS BACK shocked


LEMME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK*ZOOMZ*
OH MY BAD IT IS AY...AY SORRY O YOU LOOK LIKE MY LOST MONKEY grin
+yawns+ still waitin for the part that's supposed to be funny.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian AY VS Actor Ramsey Noah? Who Rocked The Classy Blue Suit BEST?? [photo] by twerkjack: 2:27pm On Dec 01, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
IGNORES HIM...
at topic: ay rocked it better he has a better slimer body and complxion. back to u: u nd ur comment ar so disgusting and drier than harmattan cry
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by twerkjack: 1:58pm On Dec 01, 2014
OXYGENO1:
The aim of boko haram is to erase ugliness from Africa.For their aim to be achieved they have to kill all mumugerians.They ain't stopping killing u fools till they kill all of u ugly stinking apes.
hehe callin ppl apes? C'mon bro dnt be so bitter, dnt take out ur anger on nigerians we didn't make u so ugly mister. Ur confidence is wavering. See u reactin on social media (madly) for sumtin u say uve got. Anyways bck to ƮϦȩ topic: ghanians are so ugly dey make ur eye water. Ud wish u were blind. And does anybody know dat ghanians have a white baby factory where women sleep with white men to get white babies? Inferiority complex at its peak. And one of Their celebs (name witheld) is claimin dat cocoa butter bleached her skin hahahahahahah. Disgustin set of creatures ghanians are.
Music/RadioRe: Davido Loses Out in 5 Nominations At Channel O Awards-2014, List Of Winners by twerkjack: 1:32pm On Dec 01, 2014
OAAC:
well i'd never take whatever you say, seriously....its coming from a s.african, so why should ihuh "you hear nigerian music on the streets by nigerians...." blah blah blah. . .well that's a cheap one hommie, makes me realize you much more childish than i though! Y'all bloody lowlifes, always searching tirelessly for any opportunity to tally with us, . . .to break bread with the Gods! Well sorry to burst you bubbles faggott! That ain't happening today, try harder next time....run along buddie!
correct. But wait o, which animal is a mduza nd wat is it chirpin bout? Dey HV 2 or 3 known artists nd he feeLs dats enuf to compete with naija. tell him dat Their highest is our lowest. Nama
Music/RadioRe: Davido Loses Out in 5 Nominations At Channel O Awards-2014, List Of Winners by twerkjack: 1:29pm On Dec 01, 2014
OAAC:
well i'd never take whatever you say, seriously....its coming from a s.african, so why should ihuh "you hear nigerian music on the streets by nigerians...." blah blah blah. . .well that's a cheap one hommie, makes me realize you much more childish than i though! Y'all bloody lowlifes, always searching tirelessly for any opportunity to tally with us, . . .to break bread with the Gods! Well sorry to burst you bubbles faggott! That ain't happening today, try harder next time....run along buddie!
Music/RadioRe: Davido Loses Out in 5 Nominations At Channel O Awards-2014, List Of Winners by twerkjack: 1:28pm On Dec 01, 2014
englishmart:
someone else has to win na! Abi na only Nigerians dey sing?
rubbish HW many of dose artists dya know? Naija is best in Africa. Although ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt like dat big faced Davido guy buh he's supposed to bag atleast 3 of dose awards. Btw which country hosted dat award sef
FoodRe: Suggest Another Nigerian Meal That Can Replace RICE On Festive Occasions. by twerkjack: 12:54pm On Dec 01, 2014
BruzMoney:
Beans and garri can do it


So I'm second to comment #Sad#

Meanwhile, when I get to heaven! I will quickly flash my Nigerian National id card to show them that I've been through hell already
mumu wetin bring naija talk enter food matter? Bad belle u suppose from Haiti sef. Otondo!
RomanceRe: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by twerkjack: 3:11pm On Nov 26, 2014
chimerase2:
Na so ma ex babe way neva brush mouth for early in the morning
Wakes up greeted me omo see odour angry
That one no do her she carry amu come de kiss the man of God chai!!! angry
Then I was like young lady u no de tire goan and prepare for lectures u re late while na 6:23 e dey grin
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha +falls down from bunk bed+
RomanceRe: 7 Obvious Lie That Women Normally Tell Us by twerkjack: 6:54pm On Nov 23, 2014
ERCROSS:
Same old story..

Recycled and refurbished..

undecided
exactly. This op should state two uses of this thread he created. Bunchacrazyfellows
RomanceRe: How To Get A Girl Hot And Wet Just By Sitting Next To Her by twerkjack: 6:46pm On Nov 23, 2014
Ellatyra:
Fake!rubbish!
as in eh! Load of crap! ȋ̝̊̅̄
Guess dis tactics worked on his dog.
RomanceRe: My Hubby’s Love-making Irritates Me by twerkjack: 6:43pm On Nov 23, 2014
cupidora:
This may sound weird but truth is u're married to him,u owe him ur body. Remember you're in an African society where its either you meet your husband's need all round or watch him take a second wife or worst have affairs outside your matrimonial home. Now that you know what pleases him,you should be cooperative to please him and then try to talk to him about your discomfort with his wild fantasies and desires afterwards not with the intention of doing away with them but so he can teach you how to enjoy what he obviously enjoys too. Be open to new ideas not irritated,you're married so why not explore and find satisfaction in mutual fantasies
rubbish so she should displease herself to plz the monkey, because she's the wife? Owes him her body, seriously? ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pity whoever married u.
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by twerkjack: 6:29pm On Nov 23, 2014
tosyne2much:
I'm still looking for a lady that would condemn and derail this thread tongue
Ħ☺Ɯ is the above mentioned passed as confusion. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think this post and the poster should be eliminated. Sometimes ȋ̝̊̅̄
See this forum as a chance given to lunatics to come and type rubbish. Get over ur own confusion and stupidity first before u come here to xhibit ur ****#i reserve ma comment.
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday Flavour Checkout The 10 Hottest Pictures Of Flavour On Instagram by twerkjack: 5:36pm On Nov 23, 2014
Cute but Fair guys irritate me. This guy is no exceptn sha.
FamilyRe: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by twerkjack: 8:13am On Nov 23, 2014
EMILO2STAY:
dont understand u.
see it like if life was a movie ȋ̝̊̅̄
See scenes ahead of time. Not all just one or two.
RomanceRe: 7 Signs He Is Only After Sex by twerkjack: 8:10am On Nov 23, 2014
wordbank:
R u done?
not even close
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's D Difference Btw You And A LovePeddler? by twerkjack: 8:03am On Nov 23, 2014
Emodeee:
most
of d times, many galz claim they r nt whores mean while, they r stylishly
practising *WHORElism* dats if such words exist though.
If u ask these galz, hw mny exes do they av? D minimum number u ll get
is 5 and out of dat 5, they've slept with 4 if nt all. Nw tell me what's
d difference btw u and a LovePeddler?
U asked 4 money b4 u agree to get down wid him
u've slept wid more dan 5 men excluding ur exes still, u claim nt to be a
LovePeddler, who r u deceiving? Ursef.
what is this kangaroo talking about? She slept with a minimum of five guys so what? HW many gals HV u slept with? All these poverty stricken animals. Look for a gooD corner to sit and quietly lick ur wound dnt come here to exhibit ur stupidity.
RomanceRe: 7 Signs He Is Only After Sex by twerkjack: 7:11am On Nov 23, 2014
nas4q:
I do the opposite of these u mentioned when actually, I wanted sex. There's no definite formula cuz us the men have learnt 2 get what we want without raising dusts!
males are just imb*ciles nd its because ladies give dem ƮϦȩ chance. If y'all stop actin so damn vulnerable all the male animals wouldn't HV guts to come here and shamelessly type rubbish abt wantin sex only. The girl tell u say the f*CK no dey sweet am? Any girl dat does it just wants to do it, so dnt wash ur dirty a*s outside claimin to HV chopped a girl. Dose days are long gone as*holes!
RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Allow Your Women To Open Your Car Door By Herself? by twerkjack: 7:00am On Nov 23, 2014
Hazardd:
who make am queen,abi she de pay me or what
animal in human clothing. Damn ne**OS
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Blast Nigeria Girls! by twerkjack: 6:45pm On Nov 22, 2014
Jeezbaby:
Someone should just give me her number,I just want to speak a word into her life dat will make her life not to remain d same again. Who d hell does she think she is? Just one word for is enough.
eya sorry o. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Understand why ur takin it personally hehehe
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Blast Nigeria Girls! by twerkjack: 6:43pm On Nov 22, 2014
Tallesty1:
Good news for the girls that imitate her.





On The Seventh Day, While God Was Resting, Satan Created Kim K
maybe she means most nigerian ladies are as fat and outta shape as apes lol. That aint a lie is it? Cos ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt quite disagree.
CelebritiesFlavour Tonight At Ibariogwa, Owerri by twerkjack(op): 6:40pm On Nov 22, 2014
For those of y'all who reside at owerri or IMO state, u might wanna know that a killer show is goin down tonight at ibariogwa, featuring flavour mainly and other stars. Free gate pass. U might not wanna miss this. This might just be the perfect outing to shake em academic (or watever) stress off lol. On ma way....
EventsOwerri Residents: Flavour Is Happening Tonight At Ibariogwa by twerkjack(op): 6:33pm On Nov 22, 2014
For those of y'all who reside at owerri or IMO state, u might wanna know that a killer show is goin down tonight at ibariogwa, featuring flavour mainly and other stars. Free gate pass. U might not wanna miss this. On ma way....
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Wear Bra Because My bosom Is Too Small - Yvonne Nelson by twerkjack: 10:53am On Nov 20, 2014
braine:
Its only common sense that is at play here.
or someone is seriously lying#looking suspiciously at op
FamilyRe: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by twerkjack: 6:52pm On Nov 19, 2014
EMILO2STAY:
.
ȋ̝̊̅̄
See flashes of the future. Most times just a picture of ppl even if ȋ̝̊̅̄
Haven't met dem. Their clothe, wat they do at dat particular time.
PhonesRe: Nokia N1 Android Tablet Announced by twerkjack: 5:58pm On Nov 18, 2014
frankobaba:
$249...?

Does it come with inbuilt fridge?
Or inbuilt ATM machine?

Abeg where my tecno tab de sef...

#Team TECNO
40 to 50 thounsand naira only? Mtcheeew abeg when e go enter ph?
RomanceRe: We Are Sick And Tired Of Nigerian Women!! by twerkjack: 9:51pm On Nov 14, 2014
Wale112:
Naija women don tire me sef.they spend all their time nagging and hassling we guys for money and expensive items.Today they will ask us to buy them expensive clothes and tommorow they would be asking for 500k to do their hair.why is it that naija women are fond of wearing fake hair sef? why cant they go natural like their other african sisters.abeg if there"s any african country we can ship all these naija women to, we guys would be glad to ship them there if there is any space.i wonder if the Ghana men would be ready to exchange their women with big asss for our women. cheesy
clap for urself. slowpoke talkin rubbish. If u dnt have money u no go park oneside.
RomanceRe: What Was The Duration Of Your Shortest Relationship? How Was It? by twerkjack: 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2014
evegran:
. I had fun too. Clearly you didn't catch that. Well we all can't be bright smiley
hehehehehehehehe gurl ur good. Clean dissing ha
FashionRe: Clash Of The Finest Nairalanders by twerkjack(op): 8:47pm On Nov 12, 2014
neoapocalypse:
And you have displayed that tremendously on this thread.
This will be my last response at trying to educate you
hehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahaha abeg u funny die. Come na u cos Wey ur GF dem dey call me names o.

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