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FashionRe: Meet The Contestants Of The Most Beautiful Girl In LASU, 2014 Beauty Pageant by twerkjack: 10:39pm On Dec 03, 2014
natureblack:
couldn't comprehend shhit undecided



What are you blabbing about..........w2f huh
try pidgin 101. Monkey dey claim chimpanzee rubbish
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Goes After Kim's Record And Poses Nude For Dujour by twerkjack: 10:38pm On Dec 03, 2014
9inches:
Your celebration will be shortlived. Dem mods will soon discover the thread and do the needful grin
tah, I'l sue em.
FashionRe: How To Increase Your Backside And Make It Firm Naturally by twerkjack: 9:57pm On Dec 03, 2014
EroticAngelina:
more
excuse o. Whatever happened to silicone na. That one don reign pass?
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 4:46pm On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
So you're a Christian?... you don't look like one,coz the Christian ladies i know do not strip and twerk. Apology accepted STRIPPER.
ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt strip arsehole! +talkin to myself+ why am ȋ̝̊̅̄
Even talkin to this dude? +me:+ no answer!
CelebritiesRe: Attention Here! Chidinma.o's Lookbook Is Finally Out Kedike! Keke! Kedike! by twerkjack: 4:41pm On Dec 03, 2014
ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt understand. What is this op tryin to say?
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 4:30pm On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
Whoa!...I'm loving this!...hehehehehehehe, You're getting more pained by the minute twerker stripper. only Christians celebrate christmas
jeez and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Tot ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was talkin with a normal human being. Whatever religion ur of its got to be what's makin u sound utterly confused and distressed probably. Sorry for waistin ma time on u.
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 4:30pm On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
Whoa!...I'm loving this!...hehehehehehehe, You're getting more pained by the minute twerker stripper. only Christians celebrate christmas
jeez and ȋ̝̊̅̄
Tot ȋ̝̊̅̄
Was talkin with a normal human being. Whatever religion ur of its got to be what's makin u sound utterly confused and distressed probably. Sorry
FashionRe: Meet The Contestants Of The Most Beautiful Girl In LASU, 2014 Beauty Pageant by twerkjack: 4:25pm On Dec 03, 2014
natureblack:
Holy Mary mother of Jesus and wife to Uncle Joseph !!!




All I see is ugly looking toothpicks angry angry sad




Are these the best that can come out from LASU huh
if e easy, carry ya fat body and go and compete na. U should hide in a closet. Really hahaha
FashionRe: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Makes A Colorful Fashion Statement [PHOTOS] by twerkjack: 4:14pm On Dec 03, 2014
kennygee:
Lets see your Gf's pics first then we can join you to call who the title "beautiful masquerade" Befits.
she's tryin to be beautiful, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Mean everyone has the right to be beautiful right? Hehehehehehe
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 4:11pm On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
why don't you go to a brothel to "twerk"?....you look like a stripper.
poverty stricken imb*cile. Come pass take turkey for ur chrismas holiday. Hahaha
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 4:05pm On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
You sound pained... did your boyfriend dump youhuh, please continue reacting "negatively"...I love your negativity.
why don't u just go back to watchin ur Harry potter movie and leave matters like to ppl with the brain for it huh?
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2014
sorepco:
what are you saying? did you not read where the customs officer said that certain dangerous chemicals were added on the meat to preserve it? these chemicals can cause cancer.[color=#990000][/color]
thank u bro. I'm glad to see dat there are still ppl who think rationally in this blessed country of ours dat is obviously havin half witted ppl as the majority in population.
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 3:56pm On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
See this new Nairalander wanting to show her self by ranting... must you insult to make your point?...Please act civil next time. Thanks

And those turkeys are not harmful, what about the canned fishes we consume?...are they not also preserved with chemicals, Drinks etc.
look at this thing formin elder. I've been on nairaland longer than u judgin from ur account, just with a different account. Back to topic: dya think any one will be so uncivil... As to destroy goods worth that much if they weren't harmful? If u weren't as judgy as u are for a second and have a little confidence in ur country. If u heard dat dis was done by customs in the U.S, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Bet ur response would've been different. Ppl like u annoy me so much sometimes ȋ̝̊̅̄
Just can't help myself from reactin negatively.
FashionRe: Is QE1+ A Toning And Good Cream by twerkjack: 12:35pm On Dec 03, 2014
Iyaoloja:
Good afternoon,

Apologies for the delayed response. With regards to your QEI+ question, I hope it is not too late to answer. You may use QEI+ Carrot for your skin. Other similar products are 55H+ Carrot, Makari Naturalle Carotonic, Aliya Paris Carotiq, Civic Carrot, Carotein and Carrot Glow (this is a lot more expensive, but most effective of them all).
plz how can ȋ̝̊̅̄
Get this carrot glow nd how much is it? Dunno anytin bout dis lotion. Do dey sell em togeda? And the bottles are of different colours do they all do the Same work? How do ȋ̝̊̅̄
Mix the serum, should ȋ̝̊̅̄
Pour the whole bottle of serum into the lotion? Plz this whole thing is really new nd complicated.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian Goes After Kim's Record And Poses Nude For Dujour by twerkjack: 10:44am On Dec 03, 2014
Hahahahahaha she looks funny. FTC again!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Lool!! I Used To Pray Every Night For My Boobs To Stop Growing -kim Kardashian by twerkjack: 10:40am On Dec 03, 2014
naijaspice:
visit http://www.naijaspice.net for more news updates
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Kim Kardashian covered Elle Uk mag has opened up to the magazine about her early struggle with her figure ..She says she hated it and prayed her boobs would stop growing * story for the Gods*...
Every night I would sit in the bath and cry, I prayed my boobs would stop growing. He told me I had a body not many girls have, that later it would lead to attention from men, but that the most important thing was that I was a wonderful girl and I had to understand my self worth.’‘I grew up when the body to have was the tall, slim, supermodel one, like Cindy Crawford’s. No one looked like me. It’s good to break the mould and recreate one.’I’m an Armenian girl, I have shape, and it turned out people liked that. That makes me feel good about myself and about other women for being so supportive.
‘I am a confident woman, but I didn’t just arrive confident – it has built over the years and that is a big part of who I am now."
good for her. FTC. Space Not for sale. 2nd tym today. Sign of a victory
CelebritiesRe: Fab Photos: Meet Mikel Obi's Prospective Wealthy In-laws by twerkjack: 10:34am On Dec 03, 2014
enomakos:
who is rich?her father is richer than mikel 100 times
and u know this HWhuhhuhhuh
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Curves In New GQ Magazine Photo Shoot by twerkjack: 10:28am On Dec 03, 2014
FTC yayyyyyy
CultureRe: Why Are Female Children Not Entitled To Inheritance From Their Parents? by twerkjack: 10:25am On Dec 03, 2014
ducii:
Nice one, where are you from? Is it your culture that females get to share from their parents wealth, or was it just your father's discretion that all his kids gets at least a portion of his wealth?.
some cultures esp dat of the igbos (who are known to be very greedy when it comes to wealth) try as much as possible to remove some ppl from inheritance esp women. Buh they might even remove the male children if they had the chance hehehe. Point is, it shouldn't be a tradition Ħ☺Ɯ somebody shares his wealth, afterall if its ma money, Ħ☺Ɯ ȋ̝̊̅̄
Spend it shouldn't be any body's biz. Sharin wealth accordin to tradition almost always ends in chaos.
CelebritiesRe: Fab Photos: Meet Mikel Obi's Prospective Wealthy In-laws by twerkjack: 10:04am On Dec 03, 2014
flyca:
Nonsense! See them smiling because he is rich! In real life, they are all racists!
thesee pale monkeys call us names and behave as if they're superior to us (talkin from xperience) but yet blacks run to them and rejoice as if they found bags of gold. Talk bout inferiority complex. Btw white irritates me.
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by twerkjack: 9:46am On Dec 03, 2014
SeverusSnape:
I hate this rubbish....there are people who needs this meat for the festive period, why not share it out to themhuh...and believe you me,most customs officials take these "loots" home to their families.
why is dat some nigerians are too freakin dumb and ask silly questions. They pointed out that chemicals contained in the food are harmful to u yet ur still here askin rubbish questions. Dya think they were that stupid or actin out of sheer wickedness to destroy goods worth 30 million if it was safe to be consumed? Reason abeg!
PetsRe: Dog Given A Grand And Befitting Burial Ceremony In Lagos ( Photo ) by twerkjack: 9:40am On Dec 03, 2014
lonelydora:
Reminds me of our beloved Chili(Alsatian) and Tito(Rottweiler). ***crying***
reminds me of shaggy and barker ma beloved sisters (dogs) +blows nose while sniffin back tears+
CelebritiesRe: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by twerkjack: 8:19pm On Dec 02, 2014
berem:
Make una no worry! When una reach 45years,una mouth go change. Na una go dey beg poor man to marry una.

Yeye dey smell!
mtscheeeew!

angry angry
dnt take it out on them. It aint Their fault that u not rich hehe
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Girlfriends by twerkjack: 8:07pm On Dec 02, 2014
iceberylin:
Murdified******



Awesome list undecided
everyone likes good tins. When all this poor guys jam a girl whose standards they can't meet up to they come online and post threads about gold diggeRs. ȋ̝̊̅̄
Just dey laugh. Try the ones from ur village na
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Confused Ladies by twerkjack: 10:52am On Dec 02, 2014
tosyne2much:

I bet you can't utter that poo when you get to see me grin

You are a bonafide attention seeking dumb lady.. NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT


** see how you look like a slut sef .. Mtcheeeew**
if ȋ̝̊̅̄
Look like a slut no doubt ȋ̝̊̅̄
Look like ur mom too. Palm nut headed creature.
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by twerkjack: 10:50am On Dec 02, 2014
NaNaYaaah:
No.. but i want u to know what u said is soo wrong for a woman... smiley
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by twerkjack: 10:50am On Dec 02, 2014
NaNaYaaah:
No.. but i want u to know what u said is soo wrong for a woman... smiley
Ƴεα wateva dude. Dnt quote me again.
Music/RadioRe: Davido Loses Out in 5 Nominations At Channel O Awards-2014, List Of Winners by twerkjack: 10:48am On Dec 02, 2014
MduZA:
am not speaking but typing...mayb my English is heavy for your level of reading

you are again quoted
all dis stone headed S. Africans sef
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Women 3rd Most Beautiful In Africa – Ranker by twerkjack: 7:39pm On Dec 01, 2014
NaNaYaaah:
Im very sad that a female wrote this quote. I thought men were supposed to write such things not women sad.
Plus if africa hate each other, how do u think the world will view us?
And you cant talk about yvonne nelsons bleaching when its a fact that 90% of women in nigeria bleachsad.
Plus most of ya actresses that bleach deny it with dumb comments like "im always in doors or i use a cream from abroad".. so please maam.
When men fight ablut these things women are supposed to stop them not add more uncooth comments!! Im soo dissapointed sis smiley
make ȋ̝̊̅̄
Hear. Na now u wan preach?
RomanceRe: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by twerkjack: 7:38pm On Dec 01, 2014
chimerase2:
*switches to superman mode, catches her* got ya grin
smiley
RomanceRe: Share Your Bad Kiss Experiences Here by twerkjack: 7:37pm On Dec 01, 2014
chimerase2:
*switches to superman mode, catches her* got ya grin
smiley
chimerase2:
*switches to superman mode, catches her* got ya grin

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