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RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 9:35pm On May 07, 2018
Hanseel1:
kiss kiss
My baby just gave me assurance kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss

I am just smiling
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 9:28pm On May 07, 2018
Hanseel1:
I thought you've dumped me that's why I've not been commenting on romance section..
been observing cry
How can i dump you?You have a special place in my heart . wink
RomanceRe: DJ Khaled Under Fire For Refusing To Give Wife MouthAction (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 9:26pm On May 07, 2018
khiaa:
[code][/code]

Martin0 isn't selfish, he just needs to be trained. grin
Khiaa the question is martin0 open to learing new things.

The guy needs sexual healing lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 9:23pm On May 07, 2018
Hanseel1:
And who's that guy? huh

lefulefu undecided
shocked shocked

Look who the cat pulled out.

I like lefulefu alot,please dont even look for his trouble if you still want to be my e-bobo . wink

Do you know i missed you.I cant even explain it.
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by Twoclans(f): 9:19pm On May 07, 2018
lefulefu:
lol u no longer alexialin? grin grin grin..i thought they said u alexialin grin grin
anyway u understand how things are on nairaland.some ppl using alternates pretending to be other ppl while some be using female alternates and be pretending to be females grin.it had make others naturally suspicious wen they see a new moniker.dont get bothered by what anyone says.gud evening my dear wink.
Your post made me smile and also made my day.
Thanks .
Goodevening kiss
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by Twoclans(f): 11:21pm On May 06, 2018
lefulefu:
i dont know much about her..i do see her moniker quite a number of times here .she havin an issue wit u?
No she is not,i am just wondering why they think i am her.Some monikers think everybody is a coat of many colours like them.

Its because my moniker is new ,they dont know i have been a guest for so long that i can tell some of them thier life history.I just dey look them as they are misbehaving.
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by Twoclans(f): 10:52pm On May 06, 2018
lefulefu:
i am fine my dear wink.hmm they are accusing you to be eva.blazin?
Who is evabla.zin and what is up with her?
RomanceRe: Ladies!!! by Twoclans(f): 8:36pm On May 06, 2018
Lefulefu i trust you are fine,who is this evabilin your friends are pemutating is the same as twoclans
RomanceRe: DJ Khaled Under Fire For Refusing To Give Wife MouthAction (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 7:39pm On May 06, 2018
Martin0:
how do you know ayam selling fish
Nwoke oma 1 ,dont mind me i usually have partial halucinations.
RomanceRe: DJ Khaled Under Fire For Refusing To Give Wife MouthAction (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 6:22pm On May 06, 2018
lefulefu:
hey how u doin?wink. Didn't u hear wat khaleed saidcheesy. He said he can't go down on his wife cos he's a king but his wife must go down on himcheesy.
The wife should just bite his scrotrum then tell him sweetie it was an error.That way he will also not like to receive.

DJ khalid is a selfish lover like martin0 angry
RomanceRe: DJ Khaled Under Fire For Refusing To Give Wife MouthAction (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 4:58pm On May 06, 2018
lefulefu:
DJ khaleed d!ck game on point?cheesy. With that his size i don't think he can last one minute on top woman.
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 1:01pm On May 06, 2018
joan1678:
but you belong to the same gang na wink
Yes lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 11:35pm On May 05, 2018
Nofav0rs:
yimu. Do I look like a newbie to you? Gtfoh
Nsogbu uwa.
O'Ochim
World people
Good night to you too.
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 11:33pm On May 05, 2018
Nofav0rs:
Are you that albino lady?
Nope, i am a complet melanin beauty . angry
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 11:30pm On May 05, 2018
joan1678:
picture or adonbiliv
I was only hailing him that he belongs to the ukwu gang. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 11:28pm On May 05, 2018
Dpussyhunter:
are you alexailin / alexianlin / alexilian / alexalian / alexialin huh
Dpussyhunter i am not alexialin.
PropertiesRe: Benue Flooding: Torrential Rain Floods Homes In Makurdi by Twoclans(f): 3:11pm On May 05, 2018
So after last year no solution was put in place,Benue wants to add flooding to its current herdsmen problem.
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 2:48pm On May 05, 2018
lefulefu:
a man doesn't moan when in the pleasure of sex. He growls like a lioncheesy.
Sir lefulefu has spoken wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 2:05pm On May 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin grin grin cheesy

I bet Martin0 is now trying to learn how to moan while he's working... grin grin grin
LOL
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 11:05am On May 05, 2018
Safiaa:
very true. There’s something about a man that moans, it’s so sexy. Shouldn’t be excessive though lol, then it becomes feminine. Just a lil bit here and there.
Martin0 oya come ohh safiaa,khiaa ,twoclans and Queensuccubus are on the same page with a man moaning. lipsrsealed

Go yea today and start moaning.
RomanceRe: Amazing Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairalander Childhood Friend by Twoclans(f): 10:56am On May 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Marriage isn't for everyone.
Because you see me wearing a wedding band doesn't mean you should have one too.

I'm tired of seeing Pre-wedding pictures of folks who you are certain their destiny is to end up as convicts and expect me to wish them a happy married life.

And what's with the craze for pre-wedding pictures?
Our parents and grandparents who had the best and most tolerant marriages didn't do this.
Folks with the best relationships don't do this either.

Your photos are for your consumption alone. They belong to your album and not for the public's scrutiny or validation.
So if you choose to release an ugly, mediocre photoshoot, don't call us "bad-belle" when we tell you the gory story your pictures tell.
You are really in a bad mood this morning undecided
CelebritiesRe: DJ Khaled Explains Why He Doesn’t Perform MouthAction On Women by Twoclans(f): 10:26am On May 05, 2018
makydebbie:
Exactly babe, this is not our business/problem.

A beautiful breathtakingly and heart-stopping head fall on you this beautiful morning. cheesy
And fall on you too wink
CelebritiesRe: DJ Khaled Explains Why He Doesn’t Perform MouthAction On Women by Twoclans(f): 8:47am On May 05, 2018
makydebbie:
Dj Khalid, do you know two heads are better than one round?

Different strokes for different folks I guess. Imagine expecting head from your woman and you won't give her head. Let me mind my business abeg.
Abeg dont mind dj khalid. lipsrsealed

Just like you said i better mind my business this beautifull morning .
CelebritiesRe: DJ Khaled Explains Why He Doesn’t Perform MouthAction On Women by Twoclans(f): 8:45am On May 05, 2018
DrinkLimca:
If i give you head, you will go to church and give a testimony..
cc makydebbie
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 7:33am On May 05, 2018
Martin0:
you mean my ukwu friendgrin

priest kwa, well I tried it before when I was in the seminary ,but I left for a reason sha, so I don't think I can be a priest anymoregrin
Its still in you,that seminary boy spirit is still in you.
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 7:31am On May 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
No baby, you have a wrong notion about it..You too have to change ur game if u want ur sex partner will be so crazy about u... Men that moans are fvcking sexy & it cud trigger a woman to cum ooo wink
Loud it .

I cant even believe somethings i am reading here.

Lefulefu please come and tell us what is wrong with a man moaning
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 7:27am On May 05, 2018
Martin0:
Na wa for you oo, u people told us when we knack the right place you will moan, or is that right place so rocky you not gonna moan in pain?
Where is your friend ? Please he should come and carry you.

Martin i think you should just become a priest. lipsrsealed Let me even go and read that your new thread.
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 7:25am On May 05, 2018
Hanseel1:
Did you mention me on that old thread? kiss
I think so
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 7:23am On May 05, 2018
Preshy561:
lool,you and hanseel sef.grin
Oh please,i am just his muse.He is in love with you. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Only Three Things Can Make Me Attend The Nairaland In-house Party by Twoclans(f): 7:20am On May 05, 2018
Preshy561:
shut up,I don't have anger issue.
your name's precious too?cry
awww!!!!


to your last statement,no comment does.


I think twoclown really loves you and she's tryna know your stand.
assure her that you love her.btw,let your fiancee no catch you here.
Did you do the bolded this deliberately?

And please i am not in love with him,the guy i am in love with in nairaland knows himself.Dont allow him catch me. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ladies Stop Being Silent During Sex ,participate by Twoclans(f): 7:16am On May 05, 2018
Martin0:
come oo e be like say u don forget say na preek I get oo, I don't feel pains on my dick abeg...

so I will just be moaning, na wa oo
What has pains got to do with moaning?
So womem moan because they feel pain lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Sex For Marks: OAU VC Gives Update On Prof. Akindele by Twoclans(f): 7:12am On May 05, 2018
Hanseel1:
I'll go on a date today.. it's been a while cheesy wink

I'll also go for some fashion shopping..
A date ? Nice cheesy

Make sure you have fun and tell me about it later .

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