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Elder001:
I'm sorry my lady.

I stand to kiss you in his position

I miss Mr bills.

Send my love to him. Tell him to learn to ignore so that he does not have to go for political meetings

Elder001:
My lady, It won't be nice if I should reply you.

Mr. Prechbills might be angry with me.


what do you think?

If you are the comforter Mr prechbills sent to me I am sure he won't be mind

I can't even remember commenting on this thread. Why did you ask what I am doing on the thread?

Elder001:
twoclans what are you doing here

Did I comment here

Elder001:
Mr. Prechbills has instructed me to inform you that he won't be active for some days as he'll be going for a political seminar in the south west tomorrow .

He'll be back in his hanseel account in five days time.

Tell Mr prechbills I cannot stay a day without him.

Tell him I feel so lonely already
Tell him no one makes me smile the way he does
Tell him I need a comforter
Tell him I send him this kiss

Abeg who did the people of Benue offend

Martin0:
mpama carry your whatsapp contact to yourself alone, stingy girl

NwaAmaikpe:



I just don't understand the craze for hard drugs.
Can a user explain in clear terms how it feels to be high on drugs?

I am also interested in this explanation.

Martin0:
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who's Nairaland Romeo, hey khiaa is my lovely friend, I like her simple ,Just as I like you too

OK I wonder if you can toast a man sef ,well I don't wanna know how to toast a lady either

if I develop any feelings for any lady ,no matter how old she is, young, ugly, beautiful, am gonna say it just to her the way I feel..

isi Aki

Awwwhhhhhhh Martin's likes me . I am have having butterflies in my stomach

isi Kom Kom

Martin0:
OK fine, you played everything on me, pushed me in ,Now I came asked you out but consistently you have ignored..

you know I wouldn't profess more than I have done to you...
.so I felt maybe you might be probably shy to walk in with Martin, especially when his gonna call...

Khiaa please come ,our nairaland Romeo is in love this morning

Martin0 honestly you don't know how to toast a lady

Na today, her counterparts in Nigeria are even worse. They take in their mobile phones to emergency situations and even during delivery and browse nairaland when someone just needs a drip in front of them to survive .

Human life barely means anything in Africa,and the nurse is not the only guilty one we are all guilty.

Hanseel1:
Morning dearie


I didn't sleep

how was your night?

My night was fine,the rain woke me up.
Why couldn't you sleep I don't like it when you don't get some sleep

Hanseel1:
you know that's not true.


yeah I want you to cut lefu off


Good evening my e-love

Good morning my sweet e- love
I hope you were able to catch some sleep

Munzy14:
lmaooooo... nothing way priests no deh hear during confessions. I envy them.

Mumzy14 my guy I hope you are fine

Martin0:
na today you know hahahah so them ask you that

chai ayam going to meet my friend on Saturday. morning to see those ladies that will come and try and persuade him to tell me what they confessed about

Isi Aki

Eavesdropping on someone's confession is a sin

IamaNigerianGuy:
That's how it's always been ...

My dear Its been long i went for confession.

IamaNigerianGuy:
How did you answer ? Lying in confession is another sin entirely

Hmm i did not know catholic priests have upgraded
Imagine telling a priest ,forgive me father for i have sinned.

I commited the sin of fornication

And the priest will be like how many men did you commit fornication with

Joro will not kill me

That is how i went for confession last week and the priest was asking me jamb questions

Hanseel1:
E-boo twoclans you said I should mention you in an old thread


Why are you e-breaking my heart

you can't have feelings for lefulefu while I'm here

you've to cut him off

You want me to cut lefu off? Hmmmmmmm
That wont be nice.
Just pretend like he does not exist.
Afterall you threw me under the bus for ur namesake girlfriend

Hanseel1:
lols. .don't tell me you got angry because of those words?

So you are standing with her on this

Anyway i always knew you will throw me under the bus just to make her happy.

Preshy561:
lool

hanseel,lefu and clowns.

Madam please if you have to mentiom my moniker kindly stop changing it to clowns

I like you, please dont abuse it

Hanseel1 come and hold your girlfriend ohhhh,my bad side is not good

Hanseel1:
why are you doing this to me

i only feel something deep for him,but a part of my heart belongs to you

Lets take this out of here.mention me in an old thread.

Hanseel1:
.....

I'm the one..

I'm the only onè

My e-sweetheart what i feel for king lefu is deep,lets not bother him with our affair.I dont want him to be uncomfortable.

Goodmorning my e- love

Slikbae:
Must you say rubbish?

Children can never relate to what i wrote .

lefulefu:
ok twoclans na my lorlor

My faromeh is bursted

At your service my king,send the palace guards away.I am coming over this night

To take care of a man is not a babys job,if she is really 16 i am not sure she knows the value of human life.

A very high percentage of married women will tell you that at a point in time in thier marriages it has crossed thier minds to kill thier husbands especially during crises.

It takes maturity and so many other things not to pull it through

lefulefu:
hm precbill u dey find wetin dey my mouth?

I have been waiting for this responce.You have my permission .Tell him

Hanseel1:
yes dear.

how was your night?

My night was fine.

Have a lovely day ahead.dont miss me too much.

Hanseel1:
you're always concerned about my sleep

I slept last night... 1:45am precisely

Goodmorning dearie.

I slept early yesterday i was exhausted.I hope you are fine this morning.

Hanseel1:
how was your day?

My day was fine,thanks for asking

How was your day?when last did you sleep