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If he goes to bed early, give him a blo.w job by 3am wearing nothing .play soft love songs in the background and watch him moan.

Elder001:
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Good morning dearie,say hi to Mr bills for me

lefulefu:
gud morning my angel.. Hw u? Hmm battle of the professionals. Well she can always teach d guy how to cook ..afterall there are understanding men who can cook who sometimes get married to women who can't cook but they teach such ladies afterwards.

I am fine my king relationships this days are quite stressful.

lefulefu:
Wonder if she for dump d guy if he had 10 million in akant..cook or no sabi cook. Gud morning everyone.

Good morning lefu

The guy said he is an engineer and the lady reminded him that she is a medical doctor. This one is beyond battles of the sexes. It's also battle of the professionals.

OP I just dey laugh

So on point

moshino:
You didn't know...it belongs to your father, ask your mother if you're in doubt.

O'Ochim this is how people don't mind thier business. Except if Mrsensor is now two on nairaland

For your information my father is late, play with any other thing but not a dead man.

You are dismissed.

Martin0:
yeah I wanna be a bad boy

how will a lady tell me to go back to the seminary that am not fit into this society, that got me up wondering at 2am some nights ago....

I kept wondering or is it because I practice celibacy But sometimes I do Involve my self

in some human sex sha, but I don't just find it interesting, am not gay either, I just don't want to be bothered, that is why sometimes I do tell my ex then to practice masturbation...

But all hope are not lost, I wanna be bad like Lefulefu, I mean bad in womanizing ukwu

yeah I am insinuating a party! nothing bad in it ...

I even believe it is more better,sexually ladies got more strength than men, I know that and I believe it wouldn't affect a single sex partner like bothering him for orgasm, hence with that party she's well assured of orgasm..

My mother has always told me that my mouth will lead me to hell. So you are vexing because of that seminary play I was playing with you .

Never take anything I type to heart, I actually thought you understand me that is why I play with you on that level. I don't think any moniker yabs me as much as you do, it's just the likeness Martin. No hard feelings.

lefulefu come ohhh Martin has provoke for me.

Martin0:
hahahahah jamb question for the jambite

what are my turning into

A bad boy
But Martin are you insinuating a party

Martin0:
hahahahah jamb question for the jambite

what are my turning into

A bad boy

MrSensor:
G spotted. Man crushing on a fellow man.

Dammmm MrSensor who owns that meat

I don't mind buying the lady dolls on traditional outfit, but the bald ones are a no no abeg.

Martin0 martinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn come and explain this your the more the merrier

Bia Nwokem you are turning to something else.

I can almost bet on all my money that snake soup will be served at this wedding.

Lala bu agwu na ta ego one of nairaland

Martin0:
morning how was your night huh...?

you need to rest so you will look younger just like my mother, father, sister's, grandma and everyone in my family...

see I take my mother out for exercise every month ending, but she's lazy sha though I still insists, but whenever am not I don't feel like going to their place, I tell my sisters, not to allow her do anything that day...

so you need rest... or you wanna grow tired and lazy, soon your skin will start looking dried, and your face might start going rumpled too..

cool kwa, am hot and cool I can't be just cool madam, chukwu ekwene ihe ojooor

My night was cold, it rained here. I had to use rob and blanket before I could sleep.

Martin Biko when I die I will rest for now man hustling things

I can see your girl has caught you in your cheating game Best of luck explaining. Have a wonderful day ahead.

Martin0:
But nne try rest ee, don't you see how I do things, I take up one week just to rest... and na man I be oo

Good morning ,Why do you want me to rest
I am beginning to look for your trouble, I thought they said you are a cool guy

Beautifull gift, God bless our mother's. I saw a thread the other day people were complaining about the cost of pads.

Martin0:
go and face your business eee, you will never have time for your husband, always busy with money and hustle, don't you think you need a rest...

Which ladyfriend? You think I did not see the person you were having that discussion with

If I wanted to set you up I would have said 7am.i just pity you.

Anambra is in my blood, I love to make money

OP are the dicks fully erect

Martin0:
Gypsey please can you remember what could possibly be the time I boarded a bike to nkpor junction


Twoclans please can you imagine the time I left onitsha, remember the day I travelled to east

You were at izuchukwu park by 7.28pm and you got to Benin around 10.36pm .as at 10.40pm you were still trekking home from the junction.

The next thing now he will ask me the colour of the last condom he used

Amu nkita


By the way nice write up, Martin your write ups are good but you need to twerk it a little to enable more people read and appreciate it. I wish I had the time I could work on something with you.

Kaduna is a beautiful town I just can't explain why this leaders can't come together and move the town to the next higher level.

They rather waste so much time on mundane things .How can a governor be backing up such childish talk with Quaranic verses

Kaduna is a beautiful town I just can't explain why this leaders can't come together and move the town to the next higher level.

They waste so much time on mundane things

Martin0:
for your mind now u dey drink fanta oo...

Martin jealously will not kill you

Oya take your own
Make sure you go for confession tomorrow

lefulefu:
Twoclans go be fine gehl . I know she go dey braid her hair and she go get fine chocolate skin...with an ample ukwu to boot.

lefulefu:
hehe

What is hehe?

You are allowing Martin's come between us

Martin0:
yeah what about you, keeper

ala dala ada

Ala d babe is standing like rock of gabrata.

Martin I am going to buy seminary form for you, I will ensure you return to the seminary. You have been Randy enough.

Martin0:
make I tell you, we no fit love ghost oo

we need to see ur body, I mean ur full body for proper examination, we go know if ur get bungalow or duplex then checkout the milk factory if it mini or large...

if you nor get these then my gentleman guy Lefulefu go know where him wan begin they love you

See me see wahala ohhhhh, where did the WE come from chimooooo. I am asking my king if he loves me and you are bringing your trouble.

Is it because I caught you cheating. Don't put sand in my garri.

lefulefu dearie please come and tell your friend not to put asunder.

Martin0:
see enemy of progress so I can't announce my sins and be free to cheat in peace again abi

ar tire for you oo, why are you calling my baby other baby out, u wasting your time calling her out, she's aware I play away matches alot, but I don't score goals

mpama

Player

Amu Nkita

This story is on front page already, the funny thing is that you mentioned la-la, he will come and close your thread.

lefulefu:
ur heart gives a little tumble when u see her, u can't just wait to hear her voice on the phone,u can't just stop thinking abi her, u can't wait to hold her in ur arms etc.

Are you in love with me?

Martin0:
you are tempting me oo anyway, it was khiaa who introduced me and you to me..

at this moment am gonna cheat with you, when she comes back leav the explanation for ours, we can sort it out

tell your husband right now, am cheating with you and not you cheating

where can I find you other than this forum

Kikikikikikikiki

lefulefu Darlyn please bring queensu****** to come and see

lefulefu please come and tell us how you know you are in love.