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Gentlelife50:

dapotemi:
Hmmm, dis Uber tin is just GRACE. I was angry at my boss because i cud not close early to quickly hustle small but see as God reward me. E be like say na one of invictus pple I carry.

Rider: wey u dey.come sheraton
Me: a mins from u sir
Picked dis thick Igbo guy, with very thick accent.
Me: I start trip and it's international airport.43 mins to drop off.
Rider: where d tin show say we dey go.
Me: Airport sir
Rider: na lie o. Carry me go chemist I get cough.
Me: I slam brake, enter one pharmacy along mobolaji bank Anthony way. Rider bought drugs and we move again.
Me: so oga where we dey go sir.
Rider: Local airport first I want collect something. We got to airport and he called someone on phone, the package he's waiting for is on a flight and d flight jus left Abuja.
Me: I check time and it was 6:30pm. I knew we will be there till 8pm or so. I check my money and it's reading 820.
Rider: why u dey check ur phone.
Me: jus to be sure my money dey read sir, sometimes d tin dey stop.
Rider: ok end trip but u go still carry me go back o. Jus stay for car park.
Me: ok sir, I wanted to initiate negotiation but something in me says calm down. Na so we park switch on AC o for one hour 15 mins. Oga finally got his package. He also use my phone for like 2 mins. He had a low bat3.
Rider: you know Domilos.
Me: l almost LOL, u mean Dominos Pizza sir.
Rider: take me there.
Me: drove down to Joel ogunaike. Oga enter dominos and wasted another 15 mins. He came back with his OWN pizza only.
Me: at dis stage, I don dey boil inside, request dey enter I no fit pick, pizza I no see chop.
Rider: take me back to d hotel.
Me: drove like formula one to hotel, in 2 mins we reach.
Rider: why u dey run like dis.
Me: time is far spent. Time is money.
Rider: so na how much nah.
Me: I looked at rider, I say driving to airport, waiting for that long, paying parking space, for using my phone to make call, and for d pizza wey u no buy for me, EVERYTHING na 50k.
Rider: bursted into one big LOL. U want kill person no, oga take wetin I get joooor. I enjoy ur ride. Brought out some mint 1k note, he did not count it.
Me: I quickly did a mental calculation, d tin go reach 30k. I drive go park for car park make I count d money, I was shocked, it was 43k. I was expecting maybe 5 or 7k maximum for d trip. I don close. I might not work tomorrow. But first, am going back to Domilos (lol) to get my own pizza, and for wifey and kid too. Grace follow me waka today.

1daboi:
thanks tyche, please have you ever seen someone using a hatch back like that?

1daboi:
Once again guys, will this car be acceptable by uber and bolt ? I want to buy it as soon as you confirm please.year is 06

Oyindidi:
Watin be Smirnoff?

Oyindidi:
I wish my own flat like this

arduino:
Nigerians!!! To compound issues no dey hard us I swear. See as you just move this simple matter enter next level

dicksonadams:
I like 4 door car Civic,

dicksonadams:
Is it possible to convert 2 door to 4 door car, I am interested in this ride, any experience car person can contribute

MudRaker:
Helinues seunmsg MetaPhysical

This is the beginning of the unbundling and final discarding of your frog eyed gbana bastard

Fowler will squeal like the afonja pig he is and rat out Tinubu


The massive theft in FIRS under Tinubu's alpha Beta is why the cabal is sacking alausa affiliated rodents like lauretta Onochie, Fowler and BMC miscreants.


As for the general oyoruba populace, get ready to see Alhaja Yemisi Osunbade impeached over his trade moni RCCG tithe thieving fake pastor coordinated heist.

Loving Kyari hashtag

amdman:
2007 Honda Accord

Alternator due for replacement

64k miles on engine

N1.4m - purchase, shipping, clearing

razy75:
Thieving afonja. If you see the damage them and abokis are doing in ministries in Abuja you'll pity Nigeria. Spits

obekediamondfuto:
uncle tyche, will u do her the honours and be her Elisha?

Raise those dried up bones with love....

love can heal just about anything....

tojahh:
Ehailing was never created for rentals needless to say HP. When you hear these companies say you can earn this and that amount... They were talking to the Driver Owners not really the people on rentals. They planned it so that as owner you can drive some of your leisure time while you make a few bucks. But here we change the narrative and even dey add our own style join.

Whatever ehailing gives las las on this pattern, driver owners will still benefit no doubt. Ehailing companies no send us to buy fleets and start requesting for two distinguished guarantors working in a reputable organization .

Before then... Make we just dey chop dey go as e reach.

deepwater:
on this particular container, i will advise you to shut up your stinking mouth

dru23:
There is nothing wrong with talking.. Talk objectively and state facts.. Don't talk base on assumptions ... when u talk say corolla is cheap, that u can land corolla with 1m or a bit over 1m .. That bit can any small amount.. Corolla from 03 to 05 will land at 1.4m if you are lucky.. Buying any year Corolla at the auction whether accidental or not . Will cost you nothing less than $1k to start with.. Buying from private owner especially in good condition with no major issue like transmission or engine can cost $2k upwards .. Shipping can $850 to $1000 and towing to the port depending on distance can cost $200 to $500. Clearing depending on the year 350k naira to 400k ... so plz take time

Abidec76:
Good morning fellow hustler in the house.

Give away SUNDAY was really superb and shows we truly love each other.


I will like to share a secret with you this morning, I hope it benefit lots of people. I was online yesterday when I saw a post on a lady who died due to the fact that her colleagues and friends called her a fat Woman.... To cut the long story short she went to the hospital for surgery in removing some body fats. Unfortunately she later died after a successful surgery.

Pls there is a NATURAL WAY TO reduce our big STOMACH.
ITS CALLED WATER THERAPY. No need of Exercise or drinking of different TEA � , IT WORKS LIKE MAGIC.

THE PROCEDURE IS THAT DRINK WATER IN THE MORNING STARTING FROM 5AM OR BEFORE BREAKFAST EVERY DAY.
Wait for 3 to 4 hrs before eating anything.
By doing that I can guarantee you 3 days after you start it, your stomach will reduce and you will use the TOILET more often.

Its working for me and my sister and am truly happy. I believe it will work for all.
Imagine you doing that for 3 or 6month you will achieve your desired results.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
GOOD MORNING ALL AND DO HAVE A GREAT DAY AHEAD.

Written by ABIDEC76.

Fadomero:
All this flat headed goats can never become naija president this piks go just sell naija

Yusman316:
So he has been singing in security meetings abi
There is a saying that "when u are not liked, even if u match water, u will be accused of raising dust". That's the case of Buhari with some persons

FortifiedCity:
Order in the open, retract in secret. Keep deceiving your destiny

Holumhidey:
Afonja olosho!!!

EggSauce:
If The igbos supporting this man knows the kind of atrocities this man has been committing against his fellow kinsmen in zaria, kaduna state for decades ehn hmmm...


He has form his own government... Tell me which country Will stand watch such thing happen.... Forget this dere kind face they're showing the media .

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pocohantas:
Forgive her.

Women are polygamous in nature.

Don't allow those men win, she is your wife...they are the intruders.

Just focus on your children, she'll definitely get tired and come back to you. They always do...

Always remember, God hates divorce.
I wish you strength.

Tumbulum:
This man is a core Hausa man who is doing all this best to break away his people from the Fulani dominance through religion. Why can't the whole Hausa's gather around this Man and fight for there freedom