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Family › Re: Any Nairalander In Maiduguri City by Tyche(m): 11:11pm On Nov 07, 2019
Samuel Anyanwu
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 12:10pm On Nov 06, 2019
pocohantas:
Can one maintain 5star for that long?

Someday I will go about giving 1star just for fun. One of your own did it to me too. First to do no dey pain...

Celebrities › Re: Man Looks So Much Like Michael Jackson That Fans Want Him To Get A DNA To Prove by Tyche(m): 7:31am On Nov 04, 2019
Ahmed0336:
I started to believe that two people in this world must look alike when I travelled to jos for an event. Was walking jejely when I heard a lady screaming Ezekiel Ezekiel since my name no be Ezekiel I kept walking my thing...

Next thing this girl just jump on my body, hugged and begin to kiss me, before I know my hands don begin press her nyansh( no blame me the weather cold undecided) told her my name is not Ezekiel the girl no gree o it took the Grace of God for her to understand. Wetin concern local man wey see free nyansh press? grin
LMAO. You will not make heaven fa
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 12:50pm On Nov 03, 2019
dru23:
I must be only one selling cars I guess.. My brother you forget am not based in Naija.. Am based in the USA.. So let break it down to you... when buying a car ,I have factor in my opportunity cost.. I have a regular job ,now do I now leave my job and start to chase cars all over the place? Would it be worth it .. Do u know the times it takes to search for a car ? Arrange a tow truck to tow the car to the port.. Do u think it is easy like that .... And the time it takes to do all the logistics. When u now compare the time u put in vs the profit margin.. Compare my living expenses and standard of living.. Would be worth it ? Lol smh.. The profit of 100k might mean a lot to you guys ,but for us na waste of time .. Even ship 50 cars a month or more. It will mean I will have to leave my job.. We all know it takes time to sell those cars. So money is tied down for months. Keep in mind am not the only person selling cars in Lagos.. I can go and on ,but only if you knew what it takes my brother.. Meself am lucky ,the port is very close to my house . Its about 20 minutes away .. What about other people that are hours away from the port.. Or do u think u just call a tow truck and he will be ready rite away.. You are basically on their time table.. Whenever they are the attend to you , you not the only that needs their cars to be drop off at the port..

My brother lol.. Only if you know what I know smh... Time is money and money is time ...you can always make money and get money.. But you can never buy time.. So use your time wisely ..for those that are in the car business I don't knock your hustle.. But for me I like cash flow and I will continue increasing my fleet.. I can't even keep up with demand from drivers looking for cars now self ...... Either way God bless our hustle and let's challenge ourselves to think outside the box ....
My analysis are based on the profitability of you, having already shipped 20 cars, so far, this year, as against Uber "fleet". Give me a contrary analysis as to how one is more profitable than the others.

You are not living better than most of us here, cut the bullshyte. To any business man, every profit, even 10 kobo is very important, even to Dangote.

Some of us on the thread, travel to that your USA to buy cars and stuffs, you know. So they lie small small

All this long write up are really unnecessary as they are bereft of facts. Who has time to read it?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Abuja, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 11:31am On Nov 03, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm planning on getting a corolla or Element to become a partner on the side. Gotta learn how to drive though. I'm sure there are female Uber drivers in Abuja or is it purely for guys?
Element ko compound ni
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 11:09am On Nov 03, 2019
dru23:
This year alone have ship close to 20 cars and mostly for a client via Nairaland.. When I look at the profit margin and stress , compare it to uber.. Uber is more profitable for me. I find ways to use my time effectively to maximize profit..
This one here is a big lie, 100% . The margin on 20 cars will cover your Uber "fleet" net earning for 1 year bro.

Your 5 "fleet" on Uber should give you 3,750,000 for the whole year at 30k per week ( 30*5*52). But we know it doesn't, cause of basic repairs like oil change, etc, and this will take a minimum of 30% off your earning for the year. This is a conservative estimate.

On the other hand, 3,750,000 for 20 cars is a margin of 187,00 per car. We all know the average margin on imported cars.

Abeg, no be children dey here, we are all hustlers, stop boboing us Biko.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 10:53am On Nov 03, 2019
pocohantas:
They don't rub anything "special". The first step is to take out any body hair- shave, wax or use hair removal creams. After that, using any body lotion with even groundnut oil, will give that shine. Though some can use baby oils or scented body oil.

The fairer she is, the more attractive it would be to (most) men. Some (might) mix a lil bit of foundation with oil. Just for some balance cheesy

In all, leave laps and lift up your eyes to the hills; from whence cometh your help.
CC: Izzou grin grin
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Tyche(m): 10:44pm On Oct 30, 2019
tojahh:
Baba na Christmas dey come so o. I never buy shoe grin
Good luck, minus Jonathan cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 10:42pm On Oct 30, 2019
Izzou, come carry your love comot from here grin
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Tyche(m): 9:49pm On Oct 30, 2019
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tojahh:
I am available to help transport small items between buyers and sellers here.

Contact me... I no get van o, just a small car for small items like TVs, washing machine, Siundbars, home theaters, dispensers, shoes, phones, office equiments and some small small stuff.
Smart chap
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2019
Ogbunigwe2018:
Civic is more reliable in all ramifications than a corolla.
My 100% experience.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 11:13pm On Oct 26, 2019
Freshprince91:
Alright chief, I will try that tomorrow. Bless your heart!
Would have loved if you try it now than tomorrow. By na you know your schedule sha
Sports › Re: 5 African Footballers Who Became Broke After So Much Wealth From Football by Tyche(m): 11:55am On Oct 26, 2019
jayextra:
huh

It pains me to think about the energy being wasted just to keep you alive.
If anyone was half as stupid as you, they’d be the eighth wonder of the world.
Worse still, the dunce is a mushroom graphic designer grin grin grin looking for job up and down, but at the same time, alienating some part of his customers base by foolish utterances.

Imagine if the guy that designed the new Innoson Logo was a known bigot?

Tomorrow, he will be frustrated for lack of no job and hang himself.
Celebrities › Re: Tosin Silverdam: My Apology To Toyin Abraham For Trying Tarnish Her Image by Tyche(m): 5:50pm On Oct 25, 2019
huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 8:41pm On Oct 24, 2019
thelastorca:
I Yimu you right back. Maybe you are confusing a manager with an exec. An exec with an official car, official driver, police escort will take an uber? Why?

Na so oga at the top go come down from 2019 range rover to 2003 corolla? With no safety? A person who has a paid for driver? Anyway sha, there are top guys and top guys is all I will say.

People like you will be confusing banking officers with executives. I'm sure you will tell me next that a teller is also a banker.
You have no clue bro ... #nooffense
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 10:56am On Oct 23, 2019
donfortune48:
I think he's on cue at Obalende with his KEKE. waiting for his turn to load.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 8:19pm On Oct 22, 2019
goluwatobi:
pls I want to get a techno phone of 3gb ram.... for uber, but someone said I should confirm if techno phones are aloud for uber before getting it.

pls are techno phones prohibited?
They are alloued bro
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 3:33pm On Oct 22, 2019
Jesusson2020, hope you are ok out there
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 8:36pm On Oct 21, 2019
donfortune48:
Gazzuzz for nairaland associate Director.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Onitsha Fire: Watch The Moment Fire Spread Through The Market (video) by Tyche(m): 3:01pm On Oct 19, 2019
Lord have mercy
Politics › Re: FG Mulls New Tax On Coke, Bigi, Other Soft Drinks by Tyche(m): 9:59am On Oct 18, 2019
I do not expect a grown man living with the parents to think otherwise.
Every region of this country is facing the same hardship caused by this government incompetence.

But to demonize a people, irrespective of their political leaning, for hardship been shared by everyone is insensitive.

But, you don't expect cleanliness from a pig


NigeriaIsDoomed:
As if I am wrong, all over the North your lazy amajirin brothers and sisters are begging to survive. The most shocking is the scene of their elders with no disability begging for alms.
Now tell me who is going to be badly hurt by the proposed tax?
Personally, when they approach me for help I give them a stern look.
Should it get to the extreme, some of us in the South will move all our family members abroad so las las na una amajirin folks wey already dey vulnerable go die of hunger.
Una go get sense by force shebi una no want restructure the country. Na una type dey sell una votes collect 1 cup of rice and 500 Naira wey go last just oneday without thinking of the future, na una dey marry plenty wife without any handwork.
No worry sense go fall on una by the time Buhari tax una to death. grin
Politics › Re: Alhaji Sulieman As Commissioner Of Lands In Abia State? by Tyche(m): 4:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
ProudDick:
Igbos are the worst set of humans on earth. If they can hate on their own for practicing a different religion imagine what they would do to someone from a different tribe. This hatred made them to kill leaders from other regions while sparing their own in the first republic. Just give these hate filled vermins power and watch them unleash their venom.
Igbos kill you there. Was it your father that appointed him or an Igbo man? Why the generalization?

Ijiot
Politics › Re: FG Mulls New Tax On Coke, Bigi, Other Soft Drinks by Tyche(m): 4:48pm On Oct 17, 2019
NigeriaIsDoomed:
I only pity the miserable and lazy amajirins in the North cuz in the South we will hustle, travel out and then money home to support our family members back home.
Una go wise las las grin
This is insensitive, callous.and the zenith of stupidity
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 4:37pm On Oct 17, 2019
ornicus:
Yawn. I paid 20k for a trip to ota last month. Try again


ok. i am out. please do not drag me back here with any mentions smiley tongue
You must come back oooooooo grin
Fashion › Re: The Amazing ‘jesus Shoes’ That Can Make You ‘walk On Water’ by Tyche(m): 2:49pm On Oct 17, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
The deluded people who bought these shoes for 3k should be CRUCIFIED, like the clown who pretended he could walk on water.
Your ITK is becoming boring bro. No offense
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 2:05pm On Oct 17, 2019
deedee44:
You're just contradicting yourself or you just don't get the point at all? I say it's easy for you riders to have multiple rider's account so it doesn't matter if you misbehave and Uber blocks you. Which one now is entry level low end driver, Dem tell you say promotion dey Uber job? cheesy
grin grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 2:03pm On Oct 17, 2019
izzou:
Bad? Yes
Very bad? Depends on your definition

So far, the places I know that are very bad are 4th Avenue, 7th Avenue, parts of 23 road, 21 road and 51 road, parts of Ist avenue, and few others. Their major roads are not bad

And from his complain, the route to Festac is good. From Cele-2nd rainbow-Apple junction to Festac is okay.

Only the driver knows why he brought up the issue of offline for that route sha. Maybe I don't know anything
This guy has paid his dues in ehailing grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 1:48pm On Oct 17, 2019
Kai! Pele

Cooladex:
The kind of insults one receives daily on this job ehn!
But uve developed a thick skin tho.

I got a request today at agungi, immediately she called she already sounded rude. And then she said her 2 housemates are following me to go pick her children at school and I bring them back. I said okay..

On our way back , this woman called me that can I buy a tuber of yam for her on the way, that she'll reimburse me my money when we come back..

I just jejely handed over 5h to one of the girls and she went to buy yam.
This woman called back and started raking/shouting for me, that she nva sent her houseful, that it's me.

I told her i cant buy yam, I don't know where they sell yams. She dropped the call on me Nd hissed.

After the trip, the woman gave me a 1start just because undid not buy a tuber of yam for her.

I'm just weak
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Politics › Re: Where Are The Fire Trucks Donated By Peter Obi In Anambra? (Photos) by Tyche(m): 1:40pm On Oct 17, 2019
Orjioorji:
as if we don't know that Buhari was behind this attack, since he took over power this is the second time in the same onitsha.using his terrorist northern brothers .
When you thought you have sent it all
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Tyche(m): 10:26pm On Sep 30, 2019
copart:
2 units of Thermocool 1.5hp AC


N80,000 each


Location: Lagos



08092089944

Politics › Re: We’ve Enjoyed Huge Patronage From Buhari Administration – Innoson by Tyche(m): 6:06pm On Sep 29, 2019
MEGAWATCH:
Did you notice that no south west state are patronizing Innoson? Only God in heaven knows what the Igbo's did to the Yoruba's. The kind of envy against the Igbo's is alarming.
Read!!! Damn bigot!!! Ekiti is there dumbo!!!

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