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frankfrancis871:





Very ugly,

Chukwu Okike Abiama is never asleep.

She knew that an impostor is impersonating late Buhari but refuse to publish it.

I wonder if she is going to hell or heaven...

Thunder fire you there, brainless impostor

koladebrainiac:
I still do not understand. The timing of Sacking IGP is right,but the timing of CJN is wrong. una head sef no dey correct

One is due for retirement one is facing prosecution albeit without due process.

This is audible to the deaf and clear to the blind

PassingShot:
Wrong!

El Rufai 2031 - 2039

Fashola 2039 - 2017

If e pain you, there must be a wall close to you.

So that Tinubu will start 2017 to 2025, issokay

MC Oluomo 2025 to 2034

PassingShot:
No wahala. Just be prepared for PMB 2019 - 2023.

Then PYO 2023 to 2031

And Fashola 2031 to 2039

Then MC Oluomo 2039 to 2047

CilicMarin:
That is exactly what the FG wanted! His image will keep deteriorating....The pressure will mount for him to resign...The FG will notify the NJC....He will be relegated and excommunicated....and finally he will throw in the towel..

Is that so?

I know a factory that's recruiting

jpworld:
What AjStylles post here is still about Uber business.

He never derail the thread.

When drivers come here and complain one partner is demanding 45k weekly or demanding vehicle be park every weekend, Gazzuzz will demand they post partner phone number and call that partner a greedy thief.

None of you here will come and say it's the partner's property, he will decide what he feel is best with his property.

Here we go, a brainbox been sold for 15k and Gazzuzz is demanding 50k, no one is seeing it, that dis guy is helping alot of people from been rip off.

Rather they see it as he is coming to bring down an empire.

I know most monikers that are always defending Gazzuzz whenever Gazzuzz is attacked are monikers controlled by Gazzuzz.

Gazzuzz change your way, so your business will flourish. Taking advantage of new car owners will only be a shorttime gain.

You just lost one customer, and more people reading this will be afraid to deal with you.

You are blessed Gazz

Tgiirl:
Wrong info


Its for a week and we got paid 50k per vehicle. Added all 3 of my cars and chop 150k with my 2 drivers in a week ... Thanks to Sterling bank.

See free money

GAZZUZZ:
I'm sorry if I offended you uche.

Omo! Car sellers just dey lay in wait for you bro! But God got you covered. Your magnanimity will always speak for you against them.

Let them assemble themselves and make their plans, but it will not stand for God is with you.

This is the most useless thread in the annals of NL, like WTF!!!

AjStylles:
How Gazzuzz Nearly Ripped Me Off 50k!

Ordinarily, I wouldn't put this here because I know the normal Nigerian syndrome of always attacking people when you criticize those they hero worship. But anyways, who cares.

The major reason I decided to put this out here is that I believe that as this Gazzuzz is a known mechanic on this Nairaland, a lot of people might have have fallen for his antics thinking that he is a pro and all that. Many people take whatever he says as the final and thats why he feeds and preys on the gullible.

Recently I contacted gazzuzz that my corolla was vandalized and I needed repairs to be done on it. He asked me what was taken in it. I told him that I lost my brainbox and all four power window controllers. I now told him I needed them replaced and requested the price for everything. Gazzuzz told me that he changes brainbox with 50,000 and Power windows for 30,000. Total of 80,000! As usual with his antics, he was making subtle statements to make me feel that what he does is different from what others does and he is this perfect mechanic. If you observe, most of his threads is always about Kazeem this and that. I became weak in the spirit. Because I thought that I really lost a lot to this armed robbers. I felt that as he is an "Authority" in this line, what he says is the truth.

3 days ago, I decided to use my hand and make some research. Guess what? I went to First Gate at Agidinbi based on a friends recommendation. Come and see Sea of Mechanics looking for work! With only 30,000, I was able to replace all the power windows and the brainbox! With extra 5k, I changed the back glass that was broken! Aint God a miracle worker?

This implies that Gazzuzz was actually willing to rip me off by a whole 50k!

Like I said earlier, am putting this out here for others to learn from my experience. Most of these Lagos mechnics are armed robbers and thieves! Please Nairalanders, always use your hand and do some research. Do not allow petty mechanics to rip you off. That they know a thing or two about the computronics of cars does not make them to be better than those without formal education. Ask questions always and look for other alternatives.

Most of these so called mechanics we look down as road sides or Kazeems are actually better than the so called experts. The so called experts will use packaging and rip you off your hard earned cash. If not that I was willing to step out and ask questions, I would have been boxed into a corner by this huge ripoff called Gazzuzz.

N.B
To those who hero worship him always, have you ever wondered if he really gives a fvck about you or just sees you another cash cow that vomits money for him? Have you taken your time to research on what he sells to you and there validity? Or just because he can speak English and knows one or two about car computronics, every other person is a Kazeem like he paints them? If were to go by his logic, how come a so called Kazeem saved me from his daylight robbery?

You are better off living with the Kalahari Bushmen bro, no offense

pope191:
u ppl should pity 4 some1

Na joke I dey ooooo

ifyeez:
I wanted to keep you quiet, buh you massaged my ego with ur comments, I went to Dubai 3times last year, buh you won't hear of that here, I guess I went there to chase bonus night and day.
anyway we all have different purpose in life.

How's Uber business in Dubai na? You chop bonus

Caseless:


So cool. PDP should just know that we're ready for them on all fronts including those that will help in gorilla processes. Atiku never chi chontin.

What has PDP got to do with this of a keyboard warrior

To anybody reading this, you will never face frustration, Amen

venai:
Cute black king!
Happy birthday boy.



Keep wondering how this kind woman go full naija, and some naija guys go dey shout "I wan marry oyibo, I wan marry oyibo". Well na dem choice sha. One man's food is another man's poison.

She get green card?

My little man will hit it on the ground and continue crying

Ism4b:
He should just tell them to boycott the elections.
Atiku will lose all the geopolitical zones as that's the only zone he get hope.
Even of he ask them to vote they can't coz they don't have voters cards
bunch of wayward prostrated sycophants!

Bact at you, 100 fold. Illiterate

Gazz, are you encouraging kazeemization

kingreign:
Where daura cattle rearer sits and rule and presides over every matter concerning Nigeria.

On a serious note, one hardly gets stopped at Abuja

kingreign:
this is great news for us Abuja drivers. How can we be the only ones stopped and searched, while Lagos drivers be left to flex?

This calls for jubilation

Which of the Abuja, Chief?

[quote author= post=74552595]ATTENTION...

We believe BABA to clear up this as part of the evil things he met on ground from the worst 16 years in the history of Nigeria.
16 years that was supposed to be the best years in Nigeria history, but rather, just some few sets of CRIMINALS raped and brutalized the country, leaving behind sorrow, tears and BLOOD, which this EVIL Boko haram remain a deep part of.
All evil politicians along with their supporters will not end well....They can NEVER escape all the evil they brought on this COUNTRY![/quote]Fear God na

Stake2odds:
Lol, I happen to follow the "ask gazzuzz" thread and learn a few things from there, so sorry I will not unfollow.

9icetoo:
This car will appear shortly on jiji and auto section as used by a woman for 6 months in Nigeria.
How can one even know the true state of such an engine without removing the valve cover or sump?

Or used by a pastor

Funny how people lay in wait, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the slightest opportunity, to pull a man down, together with the brand he painstakingly built over the years with it.

Lord have mercy

vulpeslopez:
we won't....but u tagged it "Genesis of a Dead Rio" that is wat bought us here....that was a stupid thing to say....but we learn everyday,that was ur lesson,mine is to keep off from friendly Judas like DAMI.

The hunter is now the hunted ...

franksam2009:
you guys are making me feel like a lazy man, how on Earth can did someone make annual turnover of 90mil, link me up na bro

Forget that thing joor. Do your thing, be focused and dream dreams

RZArecta2:
That is the problem with you Nigerians you want to fly without patronising our comatose airlines.. Is it good like that ? Please change in this 2019

This got me mehn

darmilolah:
Can you see how men put words out without insults.

Lou aka Carshopper. I am disappointed that you bring out a private chat on public forum. You are an elder.You ought to know better that whatever that is private should be private. Well... You shot yourself in the leg. People can now connect the dots.

Gazzuss. You are an elder also. An Oracle. Many of us learnt one or two things from you. You went as far as digging on people's post to bash them. What did you gain? You only showed the obvious.

Regardless of what we drag here. Both you and Lou are still my Oga. I will always salute you.

You ehnnn, after you don open the gates of hades