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FoodRe: So, Is It Necessary To Wash Rice Before You Cook It? by Tycoflu(m): 8:23am On Nov 14, 2015
Nice one there. Back then in school I just boil straight because it saves money of kero used.
PetsRe: Photo : Display Your Pets. Let's Have Fun!!! by Tycoflu(m): 7:15am On Nov 14, 2015
Nice and healthy meat Oop! sorry pet. Its kinda of weird for me because I won't hold back the temptation of putting a knife through his neck.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Diezani's New Look by Tycoflu(m): 6:21am On Nov 14, 2015
No rumour of cancer all through her tenure and even during election. GEJ loss election cancer story surfaced out of no where. Nonsense! Her life is not worth more than that of those that died because of her embezzlement.
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Opens Silverbird Cinema In Festac (Photos) by Tycoflu(m): 7:27pm On Nov 13, 2015
No be "I employ youth" be problem. The koko na how much be the salary? Most private firms pay peanut that will not sustain one till month end talk more of saving from you. Bruce Lee you try sha.
PoliticsRevealed: Garbon President (Ali Bongo) Adopted From South East During Civil War by Tycoflu(op): 3:43pm On Nov 13, 2015
President Ali Bongo Ondimba of Gabon is a Nigerian of the ethnic Igbo stock, adopted by a former leader of the country during the Biafran war.
Ali Bongo Ondimba
This startling revelation is about to be revealed as a court in western France Thursday allowed a family member of Ali Bongo Ondimba to view the birth certificate of the leader after accusations that he lied about where he was born.
With next year’s presidential elections approaching, controversy has been brewing over Ali Bongo’s place of birth with critics saying he falsified his birth certificate to hide the fact that he was adopted from another country.
If the allegations prove true, it could keep him from running for another term and cost him his wealth.
The court in Nantes allowed 25-year-old Onaida Maisha Bongo Ondimba, a daughter of former president Omar Bongo, to view the documents in full.
Her lawyer Eric Moutet hailed the decision as “enormous”, though “diplomatically complex”.
Ali Bongo is the only one of ex-president Omar Bongo’s 54 declared heirs not to have produced the identification documents.
Ali Bongo assumed the presidency following the 2009 death of his father Omar Bongo, who had presided over the west African nation and its oil and mineral wealth since 1967.
The Gabonese constitution says one must be born Gabonese to serve as the head of state, but French investigative journalist Pierre Pean alleged in a recent book that the president was actually Nigerian and was adopted during the Biafran war in the late 1960s.
Bongo himself claims he was born in Brazzaville in 1959, former capital of French Equatorial Africa.
The Nantes civil registration centre is responsible for all birth certificates of people born in French Equatorial Africa up to 1960, when the former colonial countries in the region gained independence to become Gabon, Congo, Chad and the Central African Republic.
Ali Bongo announced in late August that he would give “all his share of the inheritance” from his father to “the
Gabonese youth” in a speech marking the 55th anniversary of independence.

www.saharareporters.com/2015/11/13/revealed-gabonese-president-ali-bongo-adopted-nigeria’s-southeast-during-biafra-war

Computer MarketRe: Dream Laptops by Tycoflu(m): 10:31am On Nov 13, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Planning To Bomb South-west – NOA Raises Alarm by Tycoflu(m): 10:10am On Nov 13, 2015
deramarks:
The. Only way to end boko haram is if eveybody starts goin about naked den there won't b any where to hide d bomb. Unlike diz post if u can am only sayin my owm but...*itz not my biznex sha
This your suggestion get as e be oh!
The rate of rape is on the increase even with everyone clothed. I wonder what will happen if we all go naked.
PoliticsRe: 109 Senators To Train In Facebook by Tycoflu(m): 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2015
No need praying for Naija to get better, just pray for your time to come. Hope they will do training on how to snap with android phone too?
F***tards as senators. Bruce Lee way the common sense?
PetsRe: I Am About To Give My Dog Postinor2 by Tycoflu(m): 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2015
Seun:
Talk to your vet. Many human drugs will harm and/or kill a dog.
Make I quote seun abeg. This type of opportunity comes once. I love this pet section but hardly comment. The pictures of the dogs and people's comment here gives me joy. Bro open a thread and show all your dogs
PoliticsRe: My Humble Reply To Tonye Barcanista by Tycoflu(m): 5:03pm On Nov 12, 2015
Na person way get time dey argue with TB. Pikin way go die , go die whether you give am drip for head or for leg.
PoliticsRe: See Port Harcourt International Airport Arrival Hall by Tycoflu(m): 4:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
MCMLXXVI:
Says the bastard from Yoruba land, the producers of the worst looters and criminals who are only good at pointing at others while their assses stink up the building.
If you would be so kind as to remind us again the "moral, ethical and spiritual grounding" Obasanjo had when he squandered 16 billion dollars to manufacture nothing but darkness for Nigeria, I would immensely appreciate it.
Never have I seen a more repulsive set of humanoid wastebags who glamourize hypocrisy, greed and fiscal wastefulness as much as Yorubas.
Isn't it funny that you talk about Stella Oduah buying SUVs, but praise your nauseating crook Fashola when he so shamelessly justified his 139 million naira borehole as "being a lawyer and not signing cheques"? Is that your own definition of moral, ethical and spiritual grounding? Your Femi Fani-Kayode who served as Minister for Aviation and under whose watch billions were carted away from the ministry, does that also count? A simple look at the history of ministries since Nigeria's existence would expose you and your race of vultures for the kleptomaniacs you are.

Even in law enforcement, Yoruba people have never failed to showcase their thieving talents. Does the name Tafa Balogun ring a bell? The very man who was elevated to the HIGHEST post in the Police force, but still didn't fail to show his pathological penchance for embezzlement. The man who was supposed to catch the thieves, but ended up the king of thieves.

Now, let us even take a look at your states and how they've been governed so far. From Osun to Oyo, Ekiti to Ogun, Ondo to even Kwara, the story remains the same - debt, debt, debt. Unjustifiable debt, collected in the name of government but diverted to the pockets of your vile, greedy, vaucous, kleptomaniac leaders.
Iddiotic, ill-planned, vainglorious capital projects and white elephants which serve no purpose but to massage the egos and line the pockets of your "morally, ethically and spiritually grounded leaders".
From Opon Imo, to OYES, YESO to OMeal, Fake IGRs to hunger games, spine-crushing penury to state-issued IOUs, dear Adminisher, the joke Is-On-U.
Bros I bow for you. You are mouthed
CareerRe: My Shortest Job Experience by Tycoflu(m): 2:14pm On Nov 12, 2015
Datevilme:
grin grin But for starters 30k wasn't too bad na, u for stay like 2months see hwfar
I no sabi anybody for Benin. Accommodation make me loss hope.
CareerRe: My Shortest Job Experience by Tycoflu(m): 1:24pm On Nov 12, 2015
Your own better, got a job offer with an NGO in Benin after serving in delta state. Mumu like me, I no ask about salary. I come dey happy say job show quick quick. I made up my mind to be coming from asaba the first week while I search for a making sense self-con. For my mind I don get job for oil company.

First day at work, I just dey imagine how I go take furnish the room with my first month salary. Don't know what came over me and decided to ask my oga about salary since 50k with allowance na the pay for a job of that nature in Asaba.

Your salary is 30k was his answer.
I dey come sir, I managed to say after recovering from the shock. Na speed I take reach agbor park go enter bus way dey go Asaba. I never looked back.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Big Ministerial Appointment Mistake by Tycoflu(m): 3:47pm On Nov 11, 2015
Lordave:
Man, I bet no body has sounded as frustrated as you in the world today.

Keep on cursing around as you think you're the only one who can curse.
I no blame you, perhaps, you haven't sold enough garden egg today.
That you are a failure in life and always end up seeing same in others don't make them one like you. An appointment that is not up to 5 hours and you are already seeing failure in it. For your information, min. of power' s job is more of a supervisory one since PHCN has been privated. Also, there is a Par.Sec from the private sector that will be working with Fash.
Wailing is only allowed and justified when failure is evident and you will surely be called upon if there is any since spotting failure is your specialty. The only problem this time is that you wont see any except in your imagination.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Big Ministerial Appointment Mistake by Tycoflu(m): 2:37pm On Nov 11, 2015
in Oshes voice " go and die". What the f*** is wrong with you guys?
First "no minister after 6 months, change na scam". Portfolios are assigned now this one again. Go bring your papa for village make e come head the ministry. Frustrated id***s that sees nothing good in any action taken by PMB. Gerraraha men!
PoliticsRe: List Of Buhari's 36 Ministers And Their Portfolios by Tycoflu(m): 2:02pm On Nov 11, 2015
osazeeblue01:
Buhari is not ready to work or make a different. Buhari should have handle power or agriculture than pursuing petroleum. Criminal. APC SCAM.
it difference not different.
Go and protest for Biafra or better still "go and die" * in Oshe's voice*
PoliticsRe: Excuse Me From Your Conference - IBB Tells PDP by Tycoflu(m): 8:58am On Nov 11, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
Sorry to disappoint you sir, PDP is very much alive. As for that Dokpesi, I shall take care of his case later.
"take care of his case later". You can be funny a times bro. Am sure it won't pass opening a thread with long boring stories and links attached to it, then come copy some of your co agitators and finally beg seun and lala. to do the needful. The ones way you do for APC never get effect you won do another one. Mtcheeeeww!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Taps Private Sector For Appointment Of New Perm Secs by Tycoflu(m): 6:23am On Nov 11, 2015
Opinedecandid:
This man does not have anything, I mean nothing for the younger generation.

I sympathise with the youths that are chanting change.
Abeg park well biko! Youths are used as aids so as to learn from the appointed ones. Tell me one private firm that has youth as CEO or MD apart from the founder of the company since he knows the intricacies of the job. Una want result sharp sharp and at same time want youths with little or no experience to head a ministry. wetin PDP no even do for 16 years. Gerrarah here men!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Appoints 18 New Permanent Secretaries (see List) by Tycoflu(m): 8:09pm On Nov 10, 2015
At least we go hear word since the list go satisfy my Igbo people.
PoliticsRe: BREAKINGNEWS! Port Harcourt In Flames; Grounded By Biafra Protesters (see Photos by Tycoflu(m): 6:46pm On Nov 10, 2015
armadeo:
Nigga that ain't ph in flames that's some dustbin being burnt. Try again.
Am Igbo but not pro Biafra. This your statement dey funny. Shee na for middle of road the dustbin dey?
PoliticsRe: Again Customs Boss Hameed Ibrahim Ali Flies A Private Jet For A Visit(photos) by Tycoflu(m):
Stupid wailers! Una hero buy private jet for custom so why can't Ali use it?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by Tycoflu(m): 12:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
naturefellow:
Hi. Were these photos taken in Rivers state?
Nah! the first and second was snapped in Asaba, the third one is shop rite in Enugu. the fourth one is akwa ibom stadium in uyo. This is pH own I have below. last one is abj

ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Tycoflu(m): 7:35pm On Nov 09, 2015
Tycoflu:
I just returned from the repair shop now but problem now is this;
the laptop red charging light shows and green power on light comes on only when the charger is plugged. Yet the screen is not showing anything.
I even removed the battery and plugged the charger b4 powering it on. the green lights are showing but the screen is blank. Anyone with a solution.
someone should answer me please
Computer MarketRe: ORIGINAL LAPTOP/MACBOOK BATTERIES AND CHARGERS...ORDER NOW!!! by Tycoflu(m): 2:32pm On Nov 09, 2015
Please how much is asus x54c mother board ?
ComputersRe: What Laptop Brand Should I Opt For??? Advice.. by Tycoflu(m): 2:21pm On Nov 09, 2015
Thanks for the info. thinking of getting a new one soon.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Tycoflu(m): 2:08pm On Nov 09, 2015
Tycoflu:
My Asus hardly charge except when I press the tip of the charger firmly into the port but it stops charging if I release my hand. The plastic part of the tip of the charger is melting gradually and the metal part very hot after some hours of charging. Yesterday, I tried charging but its not working even after pressing it firmly to the port. My friend is saying its the mother board that spoilt. Please I need your urgent solution and a reliable technician in uyo that can assist
I just returned from the repair shop now but problem now is this;
the laptop red charging light shows and green power on light comes on only when the charger is plugged. Yet the screen is not showing anything.
I even removed the battery and plugged the charger b4 powering it on. the green lights are showing but the screen is blank. Anyone with a solution.
RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Sleeknick And Switup Meet For The First Time (photos) by Tycoflu(m): 9:38am On Nov 09, 2015
Me dey new for uyo too. Hope to meet cool Nlanders too
TV/MoviesRe: Which Of These Nollywood Movies Did You Watch As A Kid? (pics) by Tycoflu(m): 7:40am On Nov 09, 2015
Crixina:
exactly, my uncle didn't even make it easy at all, kept playing it over and over, that was the movie for entertaining visitors.
In Zack orji's voice
"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi"
"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi"
"Uda kporo yasara kasaro kporo"
I tear race comot for parlour as him begin stab the mirror and chichi 's cloth come dey covered with blood.
PoliticsRe: Ongoing Protest In Enugu State By IPOB by Tycoflu(m): 9:07am On Nov 08, 2015
This place na new heaven road oh! Maybe they won go block otigba junction.

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