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Christianity EtcRe: Should Churches And Mosque Be Made To Pay Tax To Boost Nigeria's Economy? by Tycoflu(m): 5:53pm On Jan 27, 2016
prettyboi1989:
this talk shouldnt be up for debate. like seriously! someone is saying its needed because of dwindling oil prices, alright. when a barrel of crude was 100 dollars abeg:
a)what did the nigerian govt do for the large majority of its citizens that are poor
b)when milk n honey was still flowing from crude oil, how many of u got unemployment allowances from the govt
c)the public health institutions are nothing to write home about
d)no good roads
e)poor power supply
f)fuel scarcity
g)poor security of lives n properties
h)poor financing of education and health care sectors
i)little to no investment in agriculture
j)there was even extensive labour strike in public educational institutions because the govt wasnt concerned about the welfare of the lecturers
k)mininum wage rate is 18k when our gvt is living lavishly n wasting money on unneceassary causes.

is it still this same govt u all are supporting to tax religious institutions so that they can continue to rob u all of ur dividends of democracy.
if they tax religious bodies u guys shoutin here wont get a dime, neither will ur roads b tarred, neither will u get constant power supply, neither will d public health care institutions become better, neither will minimum wage increase to about 30k.
so someone shuld please tell me why we shud give the govt an opportunity to tax religious bodies inorder to continue their lavish wasteful spending
Pastor Sir, na small portion of the monthly dough from offering govt won collect as tax. The remaining one is enough to be getting new jets for you yearly.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Your Advise In This Job by Tycoflu(m): 3:19pm On Jan 27, 2016
Just accept the pay and count it as experience while you search for better ones. You might not know whose path you will cross while working there.
PoliticsRe: Dejected Aregbesola Now Appreciates Jonathan And Reason With Fayose's Maturity by Tycoflu(m): 11:09pm On Jan 26, 2016
Op receive small sense in Jesus name. How much is crude in 2013 and how much is it now? If you dey give baby 50k when salary na 200k, will you still be giving her same if they cut your salary to 70k? You were created in God's imagine for crying out loud. Stop making mockery of you God given gift and put it to good use.
PoliticsRe: Court Grants Metuh N600m Bail by Tycoflu(m): 2:13pm On Jan 22, 2016
EFCC dey do their thing jeje with Metu and dey even beg am to return our yam quietly and he was shouting "take me to court" "My fundamental human right is abused". See where e don lead am to now. Metu do pay your #700 million bail. You are abusing the hospitality of keju.
PoliticsRe: Buharists And Apc Apologists Are Your Beer/drinks Still Frozen? by Tycoflu(m): 1:31pm On Jan 22, 2016
peppyluv02:
Thanks to GEJ but I haven't seen light for up to 1hr since I came to FESTAC.
Obasanjo squandered your billions all in the name of giving steady power supply before 2020. None of you remembers that but putting your blame on one man just because you hate him. Anyway the bad news for you guys is that he is going higher and getting recognized all over the world...
Keep enjoying GEJ's transformation even if you like,give the glory to an unborn president,it doesn't change the truth.
I never condemned GEJ madam. Just replied a fellow that derived joy in seeing us in darkness to prove his point.
PoliticsRe: Buharists And Apc Apologists Are Your Beer/drinks Still Frozen? by Tycoflu(m): 9:11am On Jan 22, 2016
Sorry to disappoint you Op. still rocking my more than 12hrs power supply daily. Reporting from Emene Enugu.

The joke is on you.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Won’t Spare Jonathan If Ex-President Is Proven Corrupt - Presidency by Tycoflu(m): 10:45pm On Jan 21, 2016
Chai! like play like play, Mama Peace prophesy don dey show small small. "PMB! Chai! Chai! there is god ooh!"

Over to " Our origin" crew, I mean "Our Hero" crew. Noble laureate is rising like Biafra and they both have one possible destination:- "Kuje prison".
PoliticsRe: Court Orders DSS To Take Nnamdi Kanu To Prison by Tycoflu(m): 12:18pm On Jan 20, 2016
Kalu be like "Guys try Cameron number, they don forget say I be citizen".
PoliticsRe: Between Jonathan’s Ebola Fever And Buhari’s Lassa Fever by Tycoflu(m): 12:04pm On Jan 20, 2016
The most stupid thread I have ever read. Siwa brought Ebola to naija and most people that got infected had direct or indirect contact with him. Ebola is from bats and other vectors that are not domestic.
A particular specie of rat is the vector for lassa fever and its very common in most homes in Nigeria. This your analysis is like complaining that Delta state has more naval officers than Enugu, a state with no water body in it.

The closes of a disease vector to a population plays an important role in its rate of transmission.


I guess you are waiting to PMB to come and kill the rats in your area.
CrimeRe: See How These Thieves Wasted Their Lives. PICTURES by Tycoflu(m): 9:08am On Jan 20, 2016
Na the same people way they shout say Metu trial na witch hunt still dey shout say these guys deserve to die.
BusinessRe: N50 Stamp Duty Imposed On Bank Customers By FG by Tycoflu(m): 12:24am On Jan 20, 2016
richeso:
show me where them talk that one make i read am
read the whole story again and pay attention to this :-

“For all avoidance of doubt the following receipts are however exempted from imposition of stamp duties: payments of deposits or transfer by self to self whether inter or intra bank; and any form of withdrawals/transfers from saving accounts"
BusinessRe: N50 Stamp Duty Imposed On Bank Customers By FG by Tycoflu(m): 12:05am On Jan 20, 2016
lofty900:
so if I pay into my account by my self, I won't pay the tax?
Yes. And those using savings account won't pay even if the money is deposited by another person.
Most people here just rush to comment without comprehending. Majority of my SE brothers are guilt of it.
BusinessRe: N50 Stamp Duty Imposed On Bank Customers By FG by Tycoflu(m): 11:48pm On Jan 19, 2016
lofty900:
So if I do bank transactions 50 times in a month, it's 50×50=#2500 gone just like that? I've never seen a reasonable government that turns to stealing from the masses to generate income. Continue, I can't wait for 2019
This part of the statement should answer your assumption

“For all avoidance of doubt the following receipts are however exempted from imposition of stamp duties:

payments of deposits or transfer by self to self whether inter or intra bank; and

any form of withdrawals/transfers from saving accounts"

Hope it answers your question.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Glo Blackberry Subscription On Android Sin Before God. Pls Read This. by Tycoflu(m): 9:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
You for ask am if Zacchaeus in the bible that climbed a tree to see Jesus clearly cheated?
PoliticsRe: Imported Goods Distribution And Buhari’s Nepotism by Tycoflu(m): 8:44am On Jan 18, 2016
Nothing good PMB does is pleasing to the wailers. The goods will be distributed to people in IDP camps and they have being forfeited to the FG by orders of a court since they were imported illegally. Op sha you dey squeeze and even cut open your tooth paste tube when you are broke and want to brush? The FG is doing same by using things available so as to save fund. If you still want the goods, visit the IDP camp closest to you and join the queue.
PoliticsRe: A Conversation Between 2igbo Men I Just Experienced. by Tycoflu(m): 8:44pm On Jan 17, 2016
There are lots of Igbos like the second guy but the foolish ones are making the loudest noise. It pains me when people condemn Igbos cuz of the action of few of them. Another funny thing among those against Buhari is that majority of them are not informed, they believe all source of news. imagine one of them telling me "That Russia and USA are in constant touch with Kalu even inside the cell". Few minutes of lecturing and provision of the true info was enough to cure his ignorance. It should work for others too but the problem is that a madam must be calm before you communicate with him.
PoliticsRe: PDP Bigwigs That Are Not Afraid Of Buhari: A Rejoinder by Tycoflu(m): 8:18pm On Jan 17, 2016
Why should they be afraid when the President said earlier that "no body should fear him but rather fear the consequences of their action".

Sorry bro. PMB is not looking for who will fear him.
The title of the thread should be " 3 PDP yam eaters and the only human being held in a zoo cage".
PoliticsRe: CRACKDOWN: Buhari Government Targets Opposition Voices On Social Media by Tycoflu(m): 8:06pm On Jan 17, 2016
wetin you and your trent go talk pass the one Fayose and ffk don talk yet they go about their business without an intimidation. uploading the so called letter from the Presidency would have given you a little hope. Ndi ara.

Na the "rule of law" shout way una dey shout go give PMB sleepless nights?


Na God go fire all these post 2015 election websites ( igeretv ,Trent and others).
EducationRe: Share Your Experience Living With Your Room Mates In School by Tycoflu(m): 7:33pm On Jan 17, 2016
Cool thread. Back then in Unn, first year was hell especially first week. Had like 7 official roommates and 4 squatters. Had to blend in by force and it was the best thing. Play game on lappy, general cooking on Sunday and argue non stop about religion other days. We had catholic, JW, Anglican, Gray msg, Sabbath and Pentecostal pastor all in same room. Alvan 109.


Second year was same mbanefo but was unlucky to have a kleptomaniac in our room. lost things from money , psp and wallet he stole from a jambito that came to write post ume. we slept in security post for 1 day. I said that's enough. moved into a BQ with my childhood friend from 300L - 400L.

Was not so lucky during service cuz I was with the worst Yoruba guy I have ever met.
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Drops New Bombshell For Buhari,Soldiers,Looted Funds & More(A MUST READ) by Tycoflu(m): 6:19pm On Jan 17, 2016
Believe this nonsense Op post at your own peril. So many stupid source just dey flood NL. Oga seun you need to do something about these fools that go about tarnishing people's image.
PoliticsRe: The Realities Of Dasuki's 2.1 Billion Dollars!! by Tycoflu(m): 3:25pm On Jan 17, 2016
Sweetguy25:
If the 2.1 billion dollars was or is the total amount of misappropriated funds from 2007 till 2015, then why is Dasuki being held as the major culprit while his tenure started in 2012 and not in 2007?

Why can't the efcc investigate the tenure of Dasuki and hold him to account for any financial crime committed during his tenure rather than asking him to account for events that occurred before he was made NBA?

Dasuki has now been made a scapegoat for misdeeds committed by his predecessors.
Sorry I made a mistake earlier. The committee is to investigate how security budget was utilized especially in fighting BH.

Nobody said it was only him that looted the $2.1 billion for procurement of equipment.

He will only answer for his own sin likewise formal and Servicing Army and Naval Chiefs that have being implicated too.

They procured inferior equipments at an outrageous price. Though this is the norm in most govt. offices but doing that and knowing fully well it will lead to death of many is inhuman.

By the time the committee is done, the amount might be higher than the $2.1 billion.
PoliticsRe: The Realities Of Dasuki's 2.1 Billion Dollars!! by Tycoflu(m): 2:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
In addition to what Op said, Committee was set up to investigate the activities of ONSA and how they have spent their annual allocation from 2007-2015. The $2.1 billion that is missing is what was looted from the office for the 8 years. You will notice it's chicken change when compared with the trillions given to ONSA from 2007-2015. Just wish wailers will let go of the hatred and see the evil perpetuated by these people.
PoliticsRe: $2b Arms Deal : I Don’t Want To Join Issues With Buhari -jonathan by Tycoflu(m): 10:46pm On Jan 16, 2016
Op stop misleading people. This was the statement he made in November last year before Dasuki started calling names in his statement.
PoliticsRe: How Apc Chieftain, Jafaru Isa Was Given N300 Million Contract To ‘refund N100 M by Tycoflu(m): 10:41pm On Jan 16, 2016
News from trentonline.com while Wazobia reporter contacted the source. All these for one articles. Wailers you guys can do better than this.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Dasuki's House Sealed By The EFCC - Pictured by Tycoflu(m): 10:25pm On Jan 16, 2016
front page. Vivian see as you book space for your own thread. Struggle for FTC is real
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by Tycoflu(m): 6:16pm On Jan 16, 2016
Op following this your advice is the quickest way to menopause and still single. Which man no get any of the 3 things you list?
CareerRe: Two Minutes Management Course by Tycoflu(m): 2:22pm On Jan 16, 2016
Nice one Op. Wonder why this is not on the front page? If na "Genevieve gets new car"post be this, e for dey front page with 150 comments. Way that thread closed mod. abi na guy self?
PoliticsRe: Excerpts Of Major Nzeogwu’s Coup Speech by Tycoflu(m): 1:23pm On Jan 15, 2016
gustav25:
nwa NNE mechia onu GI ....gini ka I kwuga out ah ? Anyi bucha ndi Igbo ....nothing like delta igbo or ika Igbo .....Igbo wu Igbo ka anyi bucha ....Kaduna did what he did with the entire Igbo in mind not minding if you are delta,ika,owerri ,enugwu ,omabara ,rivers or ukwuani ....let's stop this habit of dividing ourselves .....instead let's seek for a way to unite and forget the past and a choose a credible human whether from the se states or igbos cut away from se for political reasons and back him/her for election
Baba I know what am talking about based on my personal experience in delta. We SE Igbo are more open and even see and treat them like we are one but the reverse is the case when it comes to reciprocating that brotherly feeling. Ask any SE Igbo that stays or have stayed in delta and he will understand what am saying.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: EFCC Seals Building Owned By Former Chief Of Defence Staff, Alex Badeh by Tycoflu(m): 12:46pm On Jan 15, 2016
See house way government worker get for Abuja yet some wailers way no fit afford buy window panel go soon full here dey "shout rule of way". Fools without brain.
PoliticsRe: Are Delta Youths Cursed by Tycoflu(m): 11:48am On Jan 15, 2016
Judging based on my experience since I moved to Uyo, Akwa Ibom seems to be quite different from others because I have stayed in Delta before. For me, violence is the root of all these problems, if it's addressed, other things will fall into place but the greed of some politicians and government officials are not helping matters
PoliticsRe: Excerpts Of Major Nzeogwu’s Coup Speech by Tycoflu(m): 11:35am On Jan 15, 2016
Delta Igbo commit, South East Igbo dey suffer for am till now. Just wish SE never took him as theirs and treated him the way his people are treating and seeing us as frauds as they label us "Across the Niger person".

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