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nkkystel:
You funny die! You mean you left your Prince Charming @home to do omoge.

Yes ooo....Left him to do shakara small. Make I still feel my old self small

MsPat:
@tyconcepts....tongue out! After-1 like u dey claim sisi eko make I borrow DH tongue join my own to give u big tongue out!

Gerrara hia Mehnnnn. I get right to do sisi eko even tho' I dey fling booby put for pikin mouth & vigilante don turn my calling

ozycy:
@ tyconcepts, u are just a case . I no fit laf abeg

I be real case bae....Howdy ma'am?

zaynie:
Tyconcepts . For here dem no dey too check babies o. As long as no complain.

Them take am serious for here o!

lioha:
Sisi eko funny you.

tchiwinnie:
@tyconcepts, I can imagine d look on ur face as u saw other mamas wt their babies. hahahahaba

In fact....I looked so naive in their midst naim make I jejely chop my jollof and left

Happy Anniversary Missmalachi.... A Year Down, Forever To Go In Love, Bliss, Health, Wealth & All The Goodies Of Life. Enjoy!

Sometimes I can tire for myself.....

Yesterday happens to be my post-natal and in all my "wisdom" I thought its meant for me alone (check up after delivery and all that). Feeling trapped at home since delivery na xo I hurriedly bath (you know that "ama hit the town feeling" . With my denim jean shirt, leggings and sneakers I was feeling like sisi eko, leaving my PC at home with my MIL (Abeg PC in this context means Prince Charming) . I ball in the hospital, took my card and got directions, you need to see my surprise when I saw all the women with their babies waiting for the post-natal class to commence....I gently call one woman aside and ask her if I was suppose to come with my PC, she said yes naaaaa, haba! I bin think say na me them wan check o! ....The nurses no spare me at all, na so them begin yab me tire. I just carry myself siddon corner chop my jollof rice & moi moi (I bought it on my way to the hospital to chill with), dust my yansh and carry my sisi eko self go house go breastfeed my PC

DH just couldn't help but laugh at my silliness....He was like, "Omoge....Continue bcoz all this swag go land you for a very quick missionary journey again" in PEJ's voice....Damn, man gat no chill.

Patiently waiting for next post-natal date.

Cherrymum....LMAO @ sexy borning. God bless your jewel. Ear don stand waiting the sexy borning BS.

Modified...Really sexy borning BS. Your "mirror" is blessed. The devil is a morrafucka....Baba God na chairman.

Tmama2....Another Iya ibeji loading.....Where is Mspat & Sharon6 ? Your mate don land. Mama Sayoberry oya come open lecture how chasing the ibeji to eat, feed and dress can get . Twale!

Besocial....Congrats dear. No more once in a blue moon parole o! Meanwhile let the BS drop. Congrats again.

bigW:
Do u have gionee elife e8?
And how much is it?

Don't have.

Chinwendym darling.....I share in your joy, so happy for you dear. May ur joy be permanent. God bless u n urs + LO.

Too happy to type further.... Tight breath taking hugs sis.

modath:
Mofe is the best of two worlds, we like that..

E-hugs to you and LBK....Plenty loving.

missmalachi:
I did not intend to post today but cos of u I will.

God took time in sculpturing ur LO....See full doze of softness + afro.
#Its Official...We are tripping.

ahnie:
Pls repost pics again...ayam beggin.

I have tried uploading pics via all my browser to no avail...Used chrome & opera mini, am even surprised the post went thru without d pics.


#Airtel this isn't fair....Don't lemme pray NCC's wrath on you o!

Hello mummies in the house....My name is Mofe and you can also call me Ife. Ayam 1month old....Strongly powered by Itsekiri & Yoruba genes


#Threadcuties

tonneth:
Please mothers ,my 6weeks old baby does not suck mama's breast.she cries a lot until I give her infant formula. I gave birth through c section and was not producing milk until after 5 days.now she's so use to bottle that my breast does not flow well.thou I use breast pump to extract .What can I do to increase the milk flow? I do take pap, tea.still nothing much.

I was in same shoes a while back.

Very watery pap taken morning & night helped me to an extent...Also I used hot water to massage my boobies too. Tho' not up to what I expected but at least it feeds my boy.

Aim07:
Mamas, pls comment... how long does ur 12.5kg gas cylinder last in ur home? #waiting4comments

With constant light....Mine last 2-3months.

Tenderchic:
Hi e-sisters, I finally lost my 10 weeks baby and yesterday it was evacuated.

So sorry dear....I wish you double for your loss. Its well.

Hafsat24:
@tyconcepts..lmao..you're something else..pls baby shouldnt sip any wine in booby biko..you and dh can work sum'n out

Sorry your plea came after the deed ... I go abide next time.

ahnie:
Hahaha the moustarch lady.she has principles straighten.mr SIBAS,the dirty n cunny fisherman the serial polygamist.

Don't call my Miss Griselda moustache lady o!....Her principles are tight and reasonable....See how she is glowing now she has felt the love of a focused man. That her dirty fisherman ex husband is a crazy man on a mission...He's not as foolish as he seems.

Teresa Cristina is a snake with a black heart.

ahnie:
Haa kin eleyi?iya wa choi moti binu oomo de ni mi o.shoro ni yen.

Omo de ba wo? Shei Zino na product of immaculate conception ni?

Mspat....Iya ibeji, you loyal finish lately abi ibeji don start to throw karate?? Balling with your #BIP

lioha, ginababy....speak up.

chinwendym....how market??

helovesme....how's ur lo?

modath....bring the ginger.

Zaynie....no do pause and play abi Atinuke don change chop, bath and sleep routine?

jennifer89....been a while bae....hope u good?

mitchyy....you send big man to look for not just any yoghurt but the one low in fat...fear God oooo!

missmalachi....how's the ministry?

All mamas I hail....

Mofe is asleep so am in the mood, sips cold red wine (e don tey person sip a little alcohol), I pray mofe sucks some of the highness and doze properly thru the night so mum & dad can test the microphone

#BIP I don't get to scrub my feet & back when I bath, that's DH's job
#BIP I don't shave my veejayjay by myself...DH turn pussy barber.
Lmaoooooo!!!

Ahnie....I hate "Elena's Ghost" right from the first time it was aired till this repeat.

Ask me of "Husband for hire"....."Part of me"..... " For love and justice" e.t.c and I go answer well.

faithisallihave....That veejayjay needs all d kpekusing it can get....No his behind #BIP take starve DH for no just cause....Haba!!!

#BIP I get away with roasting foodies all in the name of watching telemundo

#BIP I get to send hubby anywhere at anytime without complains

#BIP I throw tantrums and still get told sorry and pele.

#BIP I am entitled to using all the pillows without even asking hubby gives me his own to avoid my wahala

#BIP I get to eat anything I want even if hubby has prepared a previously requested meal ( I over do this one sha thank God say DH no give me evil look )

#BIP I get to send my SIL and BIL message anyhow I like....Them no fit complain....(I like this part well well)

But now that haf dropped his property for him, e don dey do small small yanga and I dey understand because now two of us dey vigilante faithfully ....Can't come and go and die alone.

maureensylvia:
pls teach me more abegggg my Dh needs to do all this After all its not easy to carry ur fellow human being for nine months

You have the password sis, its right inside you....All you have to do is ask nicely & sweetly even if you can say you can't and enjoy the moments while it last.

I utilized my BIP well well and I got away with all

Happy birthday MumFiyin & moonert...More blessing. Am in damn need of burnt party jollof with a chilled glass of Jezlin strawberry flavor..... So where d parrie at??

cutiereborn:
@zaynie, abeg make I sleep small. DD just dey wake up every hour last nite. Just when you think you have mastered her, she comes out with something else.
#Vigilanteisreal

I throway salute to all mamas- newly ported, still pushing, newly delivered & my fellow vigilantes. God will come true for us all.

Is like my PC & ur DD planned it....Just when I feel I have his timetable he changes it for me like a Deejay.

#Vigilante Is Sooooo Real

zaynie:
Chinwendym...where art thou? Nne bia ne ba
Ozycy...you still dey baff baby ni?
I know say Snr Beedam don go chase money
Nurse Kaffy dey chook person injection
Snr Modath don register for Politics section this early morning.
Firsttymum still dey chase Brown and Asso...
Deezou, Cutiereborn, Tyconcepts....una never wake up ni?

First trimester mommas are busy spitting and vomitting. The evils of MS....
Second trimester mommas are busy forming superpreggy....keep it up!
Third trimester mommas cannot even get out of bed.....lmao
Vigilante mommas are just getting ready to sleep...



Everybody come out and play joor!
No....I yamm not drunk....just bored

Still sleeping ke.....Mofe is a handful and is beginning to do the "me, myself & my mummy" thing which isn't not favoring me rara...Always attacking mi booby as if na him and him papa go dobale for ground for my village in the quest for a wife

modath:
It 's the "Yoruba politics & commonwealth" thread .. It is like an haven in the midsst of the chaos in politics board..

It is a no judgement, no partisan analysis of the state of the Yoruba in this contraption of Lugard's.... No insult, no bashing, just saying it as it is ...... It is a mash up of errthing!

Mesef dey interested....But can't find my way there.

Modified....Am now following

dessy4me:
Good morning to everyone, I joined this group few weeks back when I find out I was pregnant. But few days back I started feeling funny and seen some spotting. To cut the long story short I loss it at 2momths. God is good at all times both good and bad times, He remain faithful though. just pray for me my people. I love you all.

Take solace in the fact that same God who gave you the first will give you another that would stay to term and deliver healthy. Be strong coz its well.

Congrats @erei .... God bless and protect ur LO.

Lightedpath.....In all God knows best and may he comfort you and make you smile beyond your imagination. He would give you double for your loss even triple all you have to do is ask.

E-hugs.

Hilarious BS @Helovesme. Thank God the honeypot wasn't tore from top to bottom.....Hahahahahaha

Congrats plenty plenty on ur LO and for ur life...Its a testimony.

I can relate with the healing process of a CS.....That's when one winch cough go wan worry person kwa. If u see how I dey beg cough when I did mine ehennn you go sorry for me. I even scold DH when he cracked one funny joke but the slash no let me dare laff...To even talk while on my feet was a herculean task as I would be grasping for breath, at a point I was wondering if the Dr don mistakenly severe my windpipe ....But in all thank God Mother, child & DH alive.

Congrats!!!

So many hilarious mamas on this dial. Thought have seen it all with @Zaynie then in came @Mspat and just when I was about taking a chill pill, @Helovesme popped up....See as I dey laff like who close-up, oral b and all the toothpaste coys unnamed endorse.

MsPat:
Most senior mama zaynie...twale mama!!!.....mama atinuke ti o ni rival! But as your belle don turn to pikin, u for resign make we belleful mamas take over na
Put me in charge....i no go thief money

And the prodigal one finds her way home.

Ma'am Zaynie abeg forgive her make e no be like say u be wicked senior.