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nazablossom:
my fellow pushing mama's, I have been MIA since oo. my sister in-law did her wedding on 7th of this month, na im I come dey dance like psquare forget say I get belle,with high heel come dey feel like tiwa savage. I dance sotee my mother in-law come pursue me commot for stage. the next day result come showoo, waist pain,back pain,contraction, to wee wee na war. I wan enter here complain,lo and behold my subscription has expired. I come dey drink pcm like my life depend on it..I went to hospital.and got emergency card,after waiting like forever, reach the time to see doctor, doctor tell me say my case no be emergency, say so far I no get bleeding. I wanted to strangle the doctor there come remember prison, I come bone details go my house. the next day I went to scan in a private lab,my baby dey dia dey jolificate,na im I come happy. the pain is almost gone now, thanks to God and pcm.
moral lesson of the story: don't dance anyhow when you dey pushing ministry.
@ALL THE MAMA'S THAT PUT TO BED DURING MY ABSENCE, CONGRATULATIONS AND MAY YOUR LO'S BRING JOY AND LAUGHTER IN YOUR HOMES.

Happy SUNDAY ALL

Bwaaaaaahhhhh.

Same experience I had when I was 7mths gone, went to a very close friend's wedding....All dressed up with gele, had a make up person fix up my face (Wanna be preggie & hot) and my 4" heels to go. I reach d party, I no gree siddon one place, joined the serving of drinks and foodies even when people dey drive me commot. Skales "Shake body" was blaring from the speakers, couldn't resist...Na xo I jump for the dance floor inside rain sef and people were like "awwww, she's so smart in pregnancy". Hmmmm.
I got home and freshen up, feeling good and smart BUT when I wake up the next day , na den I know the difference between "AC" & "fan"....Pains in thighs, back, veejayjay, ankle..... I regret been " hot" walahi. DH just look me shake head asking "U feel say na beans u chop for belle abi?".

lightedpath:
Now I appreciate those that went past their due date. 41weeks gone and no baby yet after eyeing october . Its not been interesting at all with no sign of labour whatsoever. It will surely end in praise ooo

Mehnnnn....Had same experience and believe me dearie, it wasn't funny one bit. At 41wks ++ I was still very pregnant with no signs of labour at all. Anxiety messed up my thoughts.

#It will end in thanksgiving

peacemaranatha:
Madam, pls I need do ogee 550 screen. Pls quickly guide me on how to go about the order. The phone dropped down and the extreme end at the bottom break . only the return button, I mean the screen was damaged. I since its one screen since it's ogs. so the major screen is the one that got damaged Pls help o. You. Are my seller oo

Reach me via my contacts.

All these baby mama syndrome tho'......


Oh ye Nigeria girls/ladies/women.....A child is too expensive a gift to give to a man that hasn't "wifed" you yet.

9months & labour ward is a torturous journey (a sweet one) and you shouldn't travel alone.

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firsttymum:
The Lord that does what no man can do.... How excellent is His name.

I'm a Mother... I give God the praise.

Congrats latest mum in town.

#Bless

tyconcepts:
And we say.....Tank u ma'am.
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Toonoisy pon da beat....
Lemme read back and comprehend before flipping my thumbs.

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The FP deserves a good laugh for TGIF lalasticlala

This Got Me Laughing

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Stillfire:
Did you go ahead to buy it?

Nah...Momsi rather I borrow hers than own mine for the 6th started reasons.

thorpido:
Yes money makes many women proud.Can a woman have money,be independent and yet humble?

Exactly what do men want??

I can agree with your point to an extent but generalizing it is outrightly crazy and mind you "money + pride" cuts across both gender not just women.

Kachisbarbie:
It isn't easy at all

Nail on the head.

The "single & frustrated" is so on point....I was guilt of that with my one-time boss....((((Covers face in shame))))

lilmax:
This proves Most Nigerian women are weak and ballless, always playing the victim card

My dear....The post tells more about the Nigerian man's reasoning not a victim's plea as you think...Guess u are shocked it came from one of your specie who dare to be realistic.

#Re-read.

raayah:
You can imagine. Hope you got that car?

I think men like women to be dependent on them but yet somehow complain about dependency at the same time.

My dear I didn't buy it....No one is allowed to have HBP on my account and momsi rather borrow me hers

They complain money makes women proud yet complain when a woman is dependent on them.

#Stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea noni

Like damn.....The post took my mind back to 2013 when I had the opportunity and cash to buy a car (was working and earning something reasonable)....If you hear and see the way my mum kicked against it vehemently as though I was planning on buying poison ehennnn.

This piece should interest you coming from a man


Some times, being a woman in Nigeria is quite a
task. You are subjected to absurd societal
norms, by men…. and other women. Many times,
men, even those that ‘love and care about’ their
women can’t see these absurdities as what they
are. Onuora Ikechukwu Onianwa see these
absurdities, and he has written a Facebook note
about them. His note his getting plenty likes
from women, and some men.

Onuora Ikechukwu Onianwa’s note :

I want to make a general, sweeping statement. I
know it will sound unfair and rude, and I’m sorry.
I truly mean no insult. It is just me expressing
my view on a long list of issues.

So, here we go…

Sometimes I am grateful to God I am not a
woman...

* I can’t have an education or it will make me lord
it over my man, and tempt me to be the head of
the home.

* I can’t have a job because I will become proud
and un-submissive.

* I can’t have a job that pays more than my
husband’s because it is an insult to his manhood
and he will be emasculated. One day I will even
use it to rubbish him outside.

* I can’t be single at 25, and unmarried at 30, or
without a single child at 35. It means I am
cursed, have a spirit husband or have a bad
character and no man wants to be with me.

* Any achievement of mine is a waste and useless
if I have no boyfriend or husband, and it will only
make me more arrogant and unattractive to
men.

* Heaven forbid I own a car or a house for the
same aforementioned reasons. The only place I
can live till I marry, is my parent’s home.

* Only loose women stay in hotels. If my job
requires I travel, I must stay with older people,
friends or an elderly couple who can talk to me
about this my job that won’t allow me settle in
one place and marry.

* Expensive things are not allowed. I can’t marry
quick with them.

* I can’t speak about anything under the sun
without a ring on my finger and babies who have
suckled my breasts.

* If my boyfriend/husband cheats on me, I must
endure it and manage. All men are the same.
There are no good ones around any more.

* Whatever my husband says (even common
pangolo boyfriend that doesn’t know his left
from right) I must agree. The moment we got
together, I lost my sense of reasoning and
purpose in life. his word, even if foolish, is law
and I must die to please him and obey.

* How dare I expect my husband to hire a maid or
ask anyone asides me to clean? What did he
marry me for?

* My husband, cook and clean? Am I mad? Is that
not witchcraft?

* Why should he take care of the kids while I
sleep, travel or go out? Is he my mate or my
servant? Am I a fool?

* Oh, so I don’t know I must cook fresh soup
everyday? I must be an idiot.

* So, I don’t know I must wear make-up , heels
and sexy dresses or be naked all day? Do I want
him to go out and cheat?

* The home falls apart because I’m a useless and
stupid woman.

* The marriage ends because I am a useless and
stupid woman.

* My husband cheats on me and beats me
because I am a useless and stupid woman.

* The children grow up horrible because I am a
useless and stupid woman.

* I am a useless and stupid woman…because I am
a useless and stupid woman.


Its bad enough men think this way. To see
women do it too, and fight men like me who
have been carrying women’s rights on our head
like we are the next Malcolm X, Luther or
Madiba, is shocking and sad. Maybe one day
things will get better.
I pray it does, because anyone who says the
aforementioned trash to my baby girl(s) will hear
from me, and they won’t forget me in a hurry.
Sometimes I am grateful to God I am not a
woman. I might have killed someone by now…


PS : Coming from a man, this shocked me walahi

lalasticlala, ishilove.....Please let's hear what the general public thinks.

nefertitiram:
I don post again ooo

Mehnnnn....See hair, cheeks and swag...If no be say una senior us ehnnnnn

# I no talk

zaynie:
EverfaithfulGod....see fine boy....cute lips, nice hair...abeg form still dey o.

Tyconcepts, have you tried drinking hot pap. Drink plenty hot pap then use a hot towel to compress the breast. The breast go swell come ni.
Also try to eat starchy foods...like yam or swallows.

Hmmmm.....I tot my boy pick d last form?? Kontinu!

Have drank pap ooo but I would continue + d breast massage.

Breast milk must flow lo' ruko Jesu.

Sabi mamas....Am loyal.

Pls recommend what I can use to boost breast milk as my breast isn't producing enough milk for my boy.

Pls bear in mind I had him via CS and couldn't breastfeed for a while.

Its urgent coz his wailing dey itch my body badly.

JigsawKillah:
Lmao!
What? It's called Melting out a befitting punishment, ma'am!

I disagree sire....What happened to walking away from the chic? It ain't no marriage in d first place.

Don't get me wrong tho'...Ain't applauding her for courting 6guys all @ once.

Some people like wahala fa.... Opejibola01, don't wish for MS oooo enjoy your stressfree days and pray it last thru out like mine did.

Sometime I don't even know if I was preggie and it was fun for me. I only heard MS from people's experience.

Don't be the iyanyaga looking to wake trouble oooo!

I just dey look ginababy & lioha dey laff....U haff not know Zayine with this illegal fee collection...Hmmmm!


Issorit....Humbly watching who throws the first punch coz the streets go soon military.

Laffing at "Fear boobies".

JigsawKillah:
6 guys fight for one girl


Her toto na gold

Na who die lose na

for waffi, na gangraping remain na

Plz don't generalize your gangraping instinct to the whole of Waffi.
Na people like u dey make others dey think say we dey crase for Warri so.
Hian!

Pretty little missmalachi you have there.....Bless u kid, keep growing and shinning.


#MuchLove

Abeg how much is ur baby's chair (what's the actual name) and how much did u buy it?