₦airaland Forum

abbeg:
WHAAAATTTT!!!!
he hasn't watched game of thrones!!!
that is a crime punishable by hanging!!!

He needs to be shot
Pliz xhosanostra if you see jaceblaze shoot him at first sight

JaceBlaze:
Hmmm never read Harry Potter,not a huge fan of those movies.This Game Of Thrones thing,is it really interesting? where I live everybody talks about it like it's the second coming of Jesus Christ.

You have not watched game of thrones
You are a kriminal
It is interesting

But the novels and TV series differ a little bit
Iam also not a fan of harry potter but when i get bored i can read anything

XhosaNostra:
So you don't need a little helping hand in that department?

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I believe in God given power

Anyway that mkhombero is a myth
It contains no sexual powers .

NairobiWalker:


https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mZSSlFliwYc/hqdefault.jpg

He will get mad have you forgotten this is a Nigerian site

NairobiWalker:
Where is Kumamoto?

Eating bananas with obaaderemi

mtisTheQubit:
so you like em knives an axes eh..me its all about the future.skynet an stuff

Yes
I like medieval things

XhosaNostra:
I really don't like mushroom. Do you take mkhombera too?

Mushroom are tasty

I have never taken mkhombera
Where i come from it is very rare
People who have it bring it from Uganda


I hear it gives men sexual prowess

JaceBlaze:
The entire catalogue? you must really be a devoted fan,the guy is a legend of fantasy novels tho.

Yes the entire catalogue
Even harry potter
Even game of thrones
I have many

XhosaNostra:
Lol, what are the effects of mkhombera that'll have me wailing? Abeg

The tsiswa does it have any taste you can liken it to? I just don't see myself eating stuff like this for money, love or world peace. Yuck.

Mushroom is tasty i miss it
Mkhombera will make you carry you pants and ran away

XhosaNostra:
Why for only 30 minutes?

Yeah, I just checked it now to confirm. They call it nsenene.
Lol, you must have a stomach lining made with titanium to even put that in your mouth.

because is i was there illegally i stepped in south Sudan then back to Uganda

People like it
But i don't

JaceBlaze:
Lol I had them too.I ordered three of them from the library and read all of them from beginning to end.

I have all novels by Tolkien
I have my own small library where i keep my novels i like reading novels alot

XhosaNostra:
I have a thing for Uganda. How it there? Do they really eat fried crickets/locusts?
Do you have weird dishes in Kenya? Here a handful of people eat mopani worms.

I have also stepped in south Sudan for 30 minutes

yes grasshoppers you mean they are there in plenty
Street vendors in jinja , Kampala and mbale sell them

Yes we eat termites but i don't like it is horrible

Kazikazi:
There are more big boys who lived in Tz. Russian president was living in Tz. We trained kagame,Kabila,museveni and many more from SADC.We are a donor country

Look at the people you are proud of
I pity you
You are proud of dictators

JaceBlaze:
Do you also follow LOTR like cult?

Yes
I even have the novels
I re- read them every time
It is my best

XhosaNostra:
You do? Which places have you traveled to?

I have never stepped out of east Africa but i have been to Uganda Tanzania Rwanda
You see iam well travelled
And of course Kenya i have toured most places in kenya

XhosaNostra:
Loooool. You're such a braggart I'll take your word for it.
Can't wait to taste a Tanzanian banana

Kenyan bananas taste better than Tanzanian and south African bananas combined

XhosaNostra:
Lol, no. The place is a couple of hours away from my hometown. I'd love to see for myself though. It's just exhausting to think about the long journey down to the EC.

Okay

Travelling is one of my hobbies
I like travelling alot

NairobiWalker:


He also boasted that Museveni once lived in Tanzania. As if Museveni is such a respected figure the whole world is proud of him.

The same museveni that akina jonraid were about to stone him

So who is museveni
Maybe museveni is mentoring magufuli on dictatorship styles

XhosaNostra:
No, but my cousin did a couple of years ago.

None of your buddies has ever taken you they for a date

NairobiWalker:
He boasts over everything.

You forgot boasting about Arusha being the headquarters of EAC and Tz being a founding member of SADCC.

Yes he said without Tanzania eac will collapse

XhosaNostra:
It is

Have you ever been there

Kazikazi:
Those are the words of a starving man.
Hohohohoho..

It is 3:11 pm east African time why are you braying

Donkey

Kazikazi:
We no longer have mama ntilie. We have mama lishe now.

Go lie far kazikazi

NairobiWalker:
We have all these bananas in Kenya, find something else to boast over.

Imagine this guy always boasting nothing
It was cashew nuts
Now it is bananas

Kazikazi:
You have never been in SA.
Dude, in SA, they know only one type of bananas.If you speak about cooking banana in SA, some get a shock

Yes we know south Africa is your alpha and omega

NairobiWalker:
This is Silvia Mulinge, the smart Kenyan girl who made Tanzanian men so insecure and full of hatred they launched a social media campaign to have her denied a work permit for no reason when she was appointed the CEO of Vodacom Tanzania.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NqVeBb4wbWg/maxresdefault.jpg

Let them glorify Arabs

Anyway Arabs are the richest people in Tanzania

I was shocked by that tanzanians are very petty

XhosaNostra:
The movies were shot elsewhere, the houses however, are in fact in South Africa. Believe it or not.

Movies don't take shots in one single place/location.

I never knew it was in south Africa

JaceBlaze:
The third pic looks like The Shire (Mr Bilbo's house in lord of the rings)

Yeah that is bag end for the baggins

XhosaNostra:
Two words to describe the town of Hogsback, quirky & magical.

The third picture Lord of the rings

Kazikazi:
Who said ugali is expensive?
Don't put words in my mouth!

Dude, In Tz, this is how the locals view these traditional foods.so let's agree TZ is different.

Mtori is more expensive.Mtori is made by mixing banana( mzuzu type), with fresh beans and meat.

Futari ya maboga.This is valuable in Tz. Its made by cooking hard pumpkins in small pieces served with any relish or milk


But, your githeri is viewed as a poor mans food in Tz. Middle class in Tz don't eat that. You can get that in prisons and some gov schools.


Ugali can be classified according to what you serve it with.

What food do tanzanians eat at mama nitilie shack hotels
You can lie to other nationalities but not Kenyans

Kazikazi:
We have arrested Kenyans. They are facing a serious case of economic sabotage!

Haa such an idiot
Always blaming Kenyans
Continue crying Kenya Kenya every time