₦airaland Forum

JaceBlaze:
LOL spot on! Nigeria is that girl who buys a new Brazilian Weave and when she realises that no one actually cares she starts to flick the weave continuously until she gets compliments ...so pathetic.

Jonraid:
I heard Iroko Tv here in Nairaland!

Jonraid:
He invented a new element.Report has it that the element will be named 'magufulinium'

The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) is mulling giving him an award!

Jonraid:
Nigeria is that type of girl who says that she'll love you by force even though you don't like her let alone love her!

They will impose to you that you like their movies and songs!

Jonraid:
Magufuli is always busy in his chemistry lab,he's got no time for visiting other states!

IronGalaxy:
* laughing* they can't argue. They always resort to " they are jealous"* or " they are lazy" type of arguments. And these are the same people that always claim superior intellect

Jonraid:
Magufuli rarely travels out.He is cutting costs apparently!

IronGalaxy:
You are aware you sound ret.arded don't you?

And oh, the HIV jibe got played out in 1848


Bye

Jonraid:
There was only one head of state that visited his inauguration.Whatever his visit means,it is surely deep!

Jonraid:
Our boy Felix is in the house!

Danielnino00:
Why does South Africa have three capitals?

vaxx:
little did he know oba awon university is living in his past glory.

vaxx:
i have been to oau .many times and i know what i am saying. but i challenge you to post oau picture and let see who deserve a knock on the head. remember to post the dilapidated toilet in the hostel as well.

vaxx:
guess who is this ? cape coast castle. Ghana

samsobo24:
Abuja roads are super

Jonraid:
We will get them from Nairobi's main big lanes otherwise that is why there is also a plan to further uplift Nairobi's railway connectivity! We must go multi-modal to beat the jam menace! Not only BRT would do it,Railway can solve the problem too!

Jonraid:
He might as well say that their economy is bigger than Colombia's!

Jonraid:
We can have both!

Jonraid:
That award doesn't mean that it is the best! Columbia are far ahead of you ffs! Most South American countries are!

Jonraid:
I don't know of the dates,but it should be soon enough! You can't think of car free days without introducing alternative modes of transport!

I can understand why Columbia's BRT AKA 'Transmilenio' is best in South America!

Jonraid:
“We are adopting a more elaborate bus transit system than what we saw in Dar es Salaam. We noted some weaknesses in the system such as tardiness in bus arrivals and departures,” said namata ceo James Ng’ang’a.


http://cceonlinenews.com/2018/05/18/kenya-inspired-by-bogota-bus-rapid-transit-model-in-city-decongestion/





This is Bogota brt

Kazikazi:
I told you those are complex issues for you! Mobutu himself killed many congelese,so wasn't bad for us to interfere in that silent genocide.Were we wrong to place Kabila? Mind you,we try to place people whom we believe they will work for the good of many.That's why we didn't want to put Raila in Kenya before his appointed time.You should know,timing is paramount important on these intelligence stuffs

Jonraid:
Yes,you beat us in cashew nuts farming and we are learning on it.I don't see it as a big deal!

Jonraid:
Kenyan troops who took part in a joint training on counter terrorism, disaster and emergency response in Tanzania will return home on Sunday.

The group of 60 comprised officers drawn from the KDF, police and prison departments who joined their counterparts from the EAC member states in a two-week Command Post Exercise training in Dar es Salaam.

The skills exchange programme was attended by more than 300 security officers from five countries of Burundi, Kenya, Rwanda, Tanzania and Uganda.

The exercise, code-named Ushirikiano Imara 2017, was held at the Tanzania People’s Defence Forces Peace Training Centre in Dar es Salaam from December 4.

The exercise has been held annually since 2011 and is organized on a ratational basis among the EAC partner states.

It is based on disater management, peace support operations and counter-terrorism and piracy.

The Kenyan contingent was led by KDF chief of training Brigadier Charles Kang’ethe and CPX deputy director Brigadier Godfrey Buluma.


https://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2017/12/16/kenyan-troops-on-special-training-in-tanzania-return-home_c1686036

Oh dear,someone is wanking off over this!

Jonraid:
Is this 'big' to you?

It was a joint training.We also have done joint training with the Jordanian army,US army and the UK army.Why post non-issues?

Jonraid:
It is
According to me that is!

Jonraid:
Who the Bleep cares about the overrated Rwanda?

Jonraid:
Is that the only thing you can boast off? How about if your government concentrates on addressing the plight of cashew nuts farmers? That would be a good start!

Jonraid:
Very few birds!

Look at this!
Lake Nakuru,Kenya

kikuyu1:
Err....no,they're just COUPLING them,a major difference, as we discovered before you joined. The Chinese supply the plant and the generic CKDs allowing the COUPLER to badge the cars anything he wants. A typical Naijjan scam since the lack of certificate of origin exploits a loophole avoiding relevant taxes.

edon21:
face the truth, the area in terms of sq km that is developed in Lagos is bigger than that of Nairobi which has only the cbd