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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me Because Of Oyibo Man She Hasn't Met by tylesh(f): 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2017
ScotFree:
And you're here crying and feeling pity for yourself. You should celebrate this 'deliverance' from the hands of a bad woman. All these weak men sef!
You are not nice!
Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma: I Dated Tagbo Umeike; Why I Called Davido Out Over His Death by tylesh(f): 3:12pm On Oct 06, 2017
Thought she said the guy was her brother shocked
Career / Re: Today's Salary Vs Cost Of Living (Photo) by tylesh(f): 8:46am On Oct 06, 2017
Very true grin
Celebrities / Re: Taiwo Aromokun Gives Birth To Second Set Of Twins by tylesh(f): 10:08am On Oct 05, 2017
Tot they were her sister's
Family / Re: Ugandan Man Dies After Bumping Into Wife Who Claimed She Traveled Abroad by tylesh(f): 3:14pm On Oct 03, 2017
soberdrunk:
Poor guy!! He probably loved her with all his heart, a woman's emotions can switch off almost as easily as it is turned on, a guy's emotion may be hard to switch on but when switched on any interference is always deadly........ angry
That's not true
Sports / Re: Anthony Ujah And Elizabeth Pre-wedding Photos On The Pitch by tylesh(f): 7:30pm On Sep 24, 2017
She looks like Lilian Esoro
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status? by tylesh(f): 11:36pm On Sep 17, 2017
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Family / Re: House Girl Peeps While Husband And Wife Were Having Sex by tylesh(f): 12:06am On Sep 10, 2017
A househelp in a room and parlour. That woman needs to be flogged
Politics / Re: Result Of Sahara Reporters Poll On Buhari And Atiku (Photo) by tylesh(f): 11:58pm On Sep 09, 2017
DanseMacabre:
Anyone but Buhari.


Even if na Rottweiler, or camel, or Abacha ghost; anything but Buhari.
Abacha ghost grin
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Unveiled As Megagrowth Ambassador by tylesh(f): 11:52pm On Sep 09, 2017
TyushTal:
I need to see this lady's face without make up.

Btw, she's been revealing too much of her body lately?
Is it the doctor's prescription? grin
She's even more beautiful without makeup

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Celebrities / Re: Eucharia Anunobi Speaks On The Death Of Her Son: "I'm Totally Broken" (Video) by tylesh(f): 11:10pm On Sep 08, 2017
August 22nd, the day i lost my lovely twin bro.
May God comfort you.It's not easy to lose a loved one
Celebrities / Re: Powede Lawrence And Ikechukwu's Pre-Wedding Photos by tylesh(f): 10:19pm On Sep 03, 2017
henritinecy:
May their marriage be blessed with children. I also use this medium to pray for every female nairalander waiting for find the right person to marry. That whatsoever is keeping the man from coming, either financially or otherwise; may the man have that breakthrough so that we can see our own nairalanders' photoshoot like this. Amen
One of the best things I have read on nairaland.
God bless you brother and I say a big 'AMEN' to that

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Nairaland / General / Re: 4 Ways Ooni Ogunwusi Makes History As Wuraola Confirms Marriage Collapse by tylesh(f): 5:49pm On Sep 03, 2017
luminouz:

N that's what is giving u headache? shocked
U had to masturbate on my profile to feel relevant??
Ain't changing shiit...
If u don't know I'm n Am are pronounced d same way.....please fvck off!!!
I don't have time for retards like you.
Celebrities / Re: Sonia Slams Annie Idibia After She Exposed Lady In Bum Short by tylesh(f): 5:38pm On Sep 03, 2017
It was wrong of Annie.She shouldn't have done that

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Celebrities / Re: Sonia Slams Annie Idibia After She Exposed Lady In Bum Short by tylesh(f): 5:37pm On Sep 03, 2017
safarigirl:
Somebody tag Annie to that.

Annie wey snap picture with towel and her panties down thinks she can criticise people.

She better go and hold her husband that is liking porn videos on Twitter before he gives the chic she was snapchatting belle
Awon aiye....awon ti monitoring grin
Nairaland / General / Re: 4 Ways Ooni Ogunwusi Makes History As Wuraola Confirms Marriage Collapse by tylesh(f): 5:34pm On Sep 03, 2017
luminouz:

Seems ur English teacher is at fault!
'Em is a short abbrv for them.
Thank me joor
Please go to your profile and correct what you have there and stop making noise!
Nairaland / General / Re: 4 Ways Ooni Ogunwusi Makes History As Wuraola Confirms Marriage Collapse by tylesh(f): 12:44pm On Sep 03, 2017
luminouz:

U have issues...deal with em first!!!
Deal with the difference between I'm and Am first.
Nairaland / General / Re: 4 Ways Ooni Ogunwusi Makes History As Wuraola Confirms Marriage Collapse by tylesh(f): 12:26pm On Sep 03, 2017
tete7000:
The price of modernism. The king wants to be seen as a modern man and yet sit on an ancient stool. What he doesn't understand is that certain values are not compatible.
Very true!

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Nairaland / General / Re: 4 Ways Ooni Ogunwusi Makes History As Wuraola Confirms Marriage Collapse by tylesh(f): 12:25pm On Sep 03, 2017
The king himself has issues. He needs to deal with them first

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Celebrities / Re: Joro Olumofin Celebrates His 31st Birthday With Dope Photos by tylesh(f): 12:43pm On Aug 22, 2017
This one is 31.He should not go and say it outside o
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by tylesh(f): 2:13am On Aug 21, 2017
Thebest12:
My boyfriend is always asking me my facebook logging details. And this is bringing misunderstanding between us. Please what should I do ?
.
If he is the one that sponsored your education from primary level to tertiary, give him.

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Religion / Re: Sex Stories: Is It A Sin To Read Them? by tylesh(f): 2:06am On Aug 21, 2017
letusbepieces:


ah-ah! If u know Odiegwu, that means u must know ukwu... grin
E be like say u no get work undecided
Religion / Re: Sex Stories: Is It A Sin To Read Them? by tylesh(f): 11:11am On Aug 20, 2017
letusbepieces:


Hey! where dat ukwu shot as we earlier discussed? cool

Iyam not understanding undecided
Crime / Re: Pregnant Woman Beaten To Death By Husband Buried Alongside Her Baby (Graphic) by tylesh(f): 8:13pm On Aug 14, 2017
Divay22:
Jesu shocked shocked shocked
Person go fit still marry again sad sad sad
My dear, I tire o

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Romance / Re: How Small Is Too Small? by tylesh(f): 11:27pm On Aug 04, 2017
Toks2008:
After going through this thread...
https://www.nairaland.com/3648271/teacher-divorces-husband-over-unattractive...,I strongly feel it is important to write a piece concerning this anomaly regarding the size of the male organ good enough for a lady to enjoy good intimacy.

While many people will be hypocritical when it comes to discussing this very very vital issue,I believe it is imperative for me to explain some facts about this because without good intimacy,most romantic union will collapse.

As they say "Size does matter" and this is the honest truth but it may shock many that a 4inch erect schlong can make a lady climax heavily....WHY?


1.Big schlong means good sex is a facade:

Yes you read right...a big schlong does not translate to good intimacy expecially when the man keeps hitting the wrong spot.

It is also true that women consider how you use it to be more important than how big it is. In most cases, guys with big schlongs feel that they're 'giant' so they don't have to put in any extra work and the sex ends up being horrible.

2.If a lady can enjoy a finger of less than 4inch then a schlong of 4inch can satisfy her
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Have you ever wondered how in the world a lady could enjoy the use of short fingers yet say she can only enjoy a longer schlong? The problem is the way the man uses that 4inch which means the s.x position of the woman is a major determinant of how she enjoys intimacy and not really the size of the schlong.

3.God in his wisdom has made it easy for any lady to enjoy a small schlong
. :

Do you know that the 2 pleasure spots of a lady is so easy to get stimulated by a 4inch schlong?

It is pleasing to know that the clit of a lady can be stimulated so easily by virtue of the position but it is more pleasing to know that the other pleasure spot known as the g.spot is just 3inches from the opening of a woman's core and this makes it so easy for a lady to enjoy intimacy with a 4inch man...Interesting innit?

4.Big schlong satisfaction is more of a psychological thing than fact
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Many ladies are used to watching porn where a normal size schlong is magnified with the camera to make it look so big thereby creating that mindset that big schlong is the real deal but you are so wrong....

AVERAGE erect size (worldwide) is about 5.5 inches. Its also a myth that black men are supposed to have giant dicks too(very wrong cos most black guys have average of 6inches).

Watching porn also conditions your mind and tells you what size should be 'normal'. A lot of pornstars are actually 'freaks of nature', they are far larger than the average guy and must never be used as a yardstick for measurement.

5.The longer the schlong the more inconvinient it will be for the lady:

Have you ever observed that longer schlong causes discomfort? Little wonder why guys with longer schlong hardly go in fully and what profit a woman who is with a man she can not manipulate his P as she wants but will always spoil the fun with funny words like "Easy" "gently"....

6.Some ladies are insatiable as a result of multiple sex partners:


Some ladies who find it hard to cope with a seemingly average schlong have probably been with several men and some of these men were probably bigger than average and these ladies have gotten used to that but might find themselves married to a guy with an average size and this becomes an issue for them....this is why even a guy with 8inch schlong can be too long for some ladies and might just be average for some which makes the subject of "big schlong" very relative with respect to different ladies so when a lady says you are small,you really don't have to worry your head cos you just might be big or very OK for another lady.


7.Most ladies in reality can not cope with a big schlong:
I know this may surprise many but the truth is that 8 out of 10 ladies can not cope with a schlong above normal size but they only think about it but in reality...they will prefer a moderate schlong.

I could continue to enumerate on why a small P size of not less than 4inches can satisfy a lady and will get her sexually satisfied....

Size does matter but only a P size of less than 4inches when erect can be considered as small...and when you talk about bigger P, it is better to have a bigger girth rather than a P size longer than 6 inches.

*To measure your P length simply measure from the base with the tape touching your body skin above your penile shaft and you can not truly ascertain the length of the P in the flaccid state no matter how small it looks.
What is schlong? undecided
Crime / Re: Domestic Violence: Nigerian Man Breaks His Wife's Head (photos) by tylesh(f): 10:19pm On Aug 04, 2017
deepwater:
Marriage is not by force.

I can't leave, I can't leave because of the kids, u might die inside undecided
Marriage is like a 'deep water' grin
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Struggles With Depression And Suicidal Thoughts  by tylesh(f): 10:10pm On Aug 04, 2017
Depression is real! Been there
Nairaland / General / Re: Missing 400L Babcock University Student (Photos) by tylesh(f): 11:09pm On Jul 30, 2017
NwaNimo1:
RIP.... in advance,
E be like say all these people wey their username start with 'nwa' no get sense.
Religion / Re: Sex Stories: Is It A Sin To Read Them? by tylesh(f): 11:19am On Jul 30, 2017
letusbepieces:


I can see u have an Igbo sexual orientation, as soon as they mention sex, u start speaking in tongues. Where did u learn dat?
Odiegwu! grin
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Report That Diezani Alison-Madueke Stole $90 Billion by tylesh(f): 9:03pm On Jul 27, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The Diezani Allison-Madueke that I know will never steal $90 billion....

Her pedigree and integrity is worth more than 300 billion dollars.
This is just to tarnish her image.


GEJ should be held responsible for all stolen and lost fund.
Mtcheew
Celebrities / Re: “I Am Tired Of Getting My Heart Broken” - Mo’cheddah by tylesh(f): 7:02pm On Jul 25, 2017
Dotwillis1:
Someone said if she take amplicox, the pill will mistake her Brest for a boil. Is it that small









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Aiye ooo

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