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Car Talk / Re: Lady Buys A New Lexus Jeep For Herself (Photo) by tylesh(f): 6:57pm On Jul 25, 2017
ecoeco:
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Don't go nd marry

Be buying jeep upandown


Na people lik dis go pick one fine oyibo dog nd sponsor d wedding one day

Nd everbori wil begin to shout end time



#Eco99#
Hmmmm..... They have come
Won ti de! Awon haters
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Responds Swiftly To Akobi Crescent Flood Crisis ( Pics&videos) by tylesh(f): 6:59am On Jul 24, 2017
FunkyAlhaji2015:
You have to learn how to use ur punctuation properly. The commas scattered all over the comment are not suppose to be there. Allow your sentences flow to give better meaning to your write up. I checked your profile picture, you're very pretty, I must confess.
Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia: "2face Doesn't Like Me On Makeup" by tylesh(f): 11:48pm On Jul 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

He also doesn't like how you cage him and won't let him be a dad to his other kids.

Witch!

May God forgive you
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Responds Swiftly To Akobi Crescent Flood Crisis ( Pics&videos) by tylesh(f): 11:44pm On Jul 23, 2017
SRS2:
Yesterday, there was a flood crisis in Akobi crescent Lagos, largely due to failure of residents to properly clean their environment from time to time.
After the rains, dirt washed up the streets making it impossible for the water to dry out.

Thankfully Governor Ambode came to the rescue sending sending teams from the Visionscape and Cleaner Lagos initiative to help clear out the debris.
It is good to know that you monitor the area to know if they properly clean their environment or not. With ur level of education, you are meant to decipher between canal and gutter. So,for your mind now, those dirts u see there are from the gutter. Bro, ur IQ needs to be reloaded. Don't say what you don't know,so because they want to keep their environment clean, they should enter the canal to clean it abi.
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Responds Swiftly To Akobi Crescent Flood Crisis ( Pics&videos) by tylesh(f): 11:36pm On Jul 23, 2017
All the people shouting the residents should be fined should respond based on facts, the area is surrounded by mushin, idi oro and luth and these places have their canals. This is flood and flood is water and water carries things. Please use ur common sense and stop wasting ur brain. And by the way, that canal hasn't been cleared for the last eight years.
TV/Movies / Re: Toyin Aimahku's "Alakada Reloaded" Premieres In London (Photos) by tylesh(f): 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2017
ADENIKETINA2015:

He did today o on Kemi Olunoyo's postcheesy
I could believe my eyes cheesy
cheesy grin
Abeg leave "our" NwaAmaikpe alone grin
He's a special child grin
Oh! I see....

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TV/Movies / Re: Toyin Aimahku's "Alakada Reloaded" Premieres In London (Photos) by tylesh(f): 5:16pm On Jul 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Is this a movie premiere

Or she just put her movie's banner in a children's graduation party?


Since I joined nairaland, I have never seen or read a positive comment from you .
Why is your life like this?
The person wey do you like this will not make heaven

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TV/Movies / Re: Toyin Aimahku's "Alakada Reloaded" Premieres In London (Photos) by tylesh(f): 5:14pm On Jul 23, 2017
adetoroamos:
wa gbayi but nothing gives joy pass having a children and dream hubyy
So every other thing should be on hold because she doesn't have a husband and a child?
She should not be happy again

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Family / Re: How Much Income Is Reasonable Before Marriage? by tylesh(f): 5:01pm On Jul 23, 2017
Addicted2Women:


No

My brother's face
I see...... U guys look alike. What a resemblance!
Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Relationship ? by tylesh(f): 3:17pm On Jul 23, 2017
zeusdgrt:

Believing is quite hard
Whatever
Religion / Re: Sex Stories: Is It A Sin To Read Them? by tylesh(f): 11:21am On Jul 23, 2017
0b100100111:
It's good for the spirit

How do you really get extremely "Hard-on" to satisfy your woman and same time learn new skills to hammer her.

Even the bible had the songs of solomon for us to spiritually grow our hard-on
Odiegwu!

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Celebrities / Re: Gbenga Adeyinka's Daughter Adeola Graduates With 1st Class @ Covenant University by tylesh(f): 10:07am On Jul 23, 2017
SmartchoiceNGR:

Your brain is paining you. I am a UI alumnus but I don't see why you should look down on someone's achievements. It is unclassy and wrong on all levels.

Which UI sef? Is it the flooded idia hall or the over populated Awo which has no water in most parts? Or the one where having electricity is a mirage or UI that has no functional e library... Or the UI that ... Don't let me go on.... Or you will be put to shame. UI is a great school but keep quiet and celebrate with her.

Warning shot! OAU PEEPS JUST KIP KWIET... YOURS.... RESPECT YOURSELVES.

By the way she's not ugly in anyway!!!
His brain is really paining him. Let him upload his picture so we can see what he looks like.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Olowogbogboro Gave Me A Job!!! by tylesh(f): 9:44am On Jul 23, 2017
sayentease:



It is provenly official bro!!

You're not just an atheist.. You're a saddist.
You could have as well donated the 1kb of data you just wasted to IDP camp
Gbam!
Family / Re: 'it's Irresponsible For Married Men To Stay Out Late By 11pm'' - Nigerian Lady by tylesh(f): 9:40am On Jul 23, 2017
martineverest:
what d topic says
OK
Family / Re: 'it's Irresponsible For Married Men To Stay Out Late By 11pm'' - Nigerian Lady by tylesh(f): 9:12am On Jul 23, 2017
martineverest:
true
What exactly is true undecided
Religion / Re: 5 Silly Reasons Why Some People Don't Go To Church These Days by tylesh(f): 8:52am On Jul 23, 2017
pussypounder:
Tips for sure men

I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole angry

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish or it is a thick forest kiss

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet shocked

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot embarassed

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger shocked

Thank me later
Are u ok?

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Family / Re: How Much Income Is Reasonable Before Marriage? by tylesh(f): 8:50am On Jul 23, 2017
Addicted2Women:

When you're comfortable enough to feed your family,
pay your bills and still have some left

I blame people who dates or marry unemployed women, they're liabilities

Marry an employed woman so you wouldn't die before the age of 40 from regrets

Is that your real face?
Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Relationship ? by tylesh(f): 8:37am On Jul 23, 2017
zeusdgrt:

Hmmmmmmmm,strànge
Strange but true
Nairaland / General / Re: Akobi Crescent, Surulere After Rain Today (Photo) by tylesh(f): 10:00pm On Jul 22, 2017
Gamesmart:


Akobi Crescent is not in Surulere, it is in Jibowu.
U can lie for Africa cry
Nairaland / General / Re: Akobi Crescent, Surulere After Rain Today (Photo) by tylesh(f): 9:57pm On Jul 22, 2017
They are clearing it now
Romance / Re: What Is Your Biggest Fear In Relationship ? by tylesh(f): 9:36pm On Jul 19, 2017
Falling in love
Romance / Re: Guys, Stop Enticing Ladies With Money. by tylesh(f): 7:12pm On Jun 29, 2017
Odiegwu!
Where are girls meeting all these type of guys?
Politics / Re: Mascot And Adaeze Uzor Kalu Celebrate Daughter One Year Birthday. by tylesh(f): 9:00pm On Jun 28, 2017
Op, iyam not understanding this ur English o
Politics / Re: "We Won’t Allow Kanu, IPOB Create Another Problem For Future Nigerian"- Adeyanju by tylesh(f): 1:24pm On Jun 28, 2017
letusbepieces:
FAYOSI GOING TO SIT NEXT TO NNAMDI IN COURT.

FFK GOING TO VISIT HIM IN KUJE.

ADEYANJU RUNNING PROTEST AND JOINING HIM AT FFK HOUSE ARE ALL SELF SERVICE.

NOBODY SEND DEM.

DEY SHOULD ALL GET OFF AT THIS POINT FROM THE BIAFRA MOVEMENT AND ALLOW OUR ABLE AND CAPABLE PILOT NNAMDI KANU TO FLY US TO OUR DESTINATION.

That plane will crash before you get to your destination
Romance / Re: Tough Economy Causes Scarcity Of Marriage Suitors In Lagos by tylesh(f): 1:20pm On Jun 28, 2017
buchilino:


IF DATS UR TRUE PICTURE, I WOULDN'T MIND MARRYING U.
grin grin grin
Literature / Re: The Wedding Night by tylesh(f): 1:10pm On Jun 28, 2017
degelinglacis:
Thank y'all for reading MMAW. I have another one here, need your presence
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Thanks for the mention dear.

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Romance / Re: Tough Economy Causes Scarcity Of Marriage Suitors In Lagos by tylesh(f): 1:10pm On Jun 28, 2017
kingjabz:

Baby are you done talking grin
I have only just started
Education / Re: "Lost My Father In 2007, Lost My Mother In 2014, Now A Doctor In 2017". Photos by tylesh(f): 12:30pm On Jun 28, 2017
TechPanda:
Congrats

My Dad Sent Me Abroad, Wanting Me To Read Medicine But I Went Into Music, Lost My First Album In 2007, Lost My Chance To Feature Sia In 2014. Now Am A Tech Enthusiast In 2017. grin
We should fry beans undecided
Romance / Re: Tough Economy Causes Scarcity Of Marriage Suitors In Lagos by tylesh(f): 12:21pm On Jun 28, 2017
kingjabz:
Recession fall on you cheesy
Marriage fall on you tongue
Romance / Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by tylesh(f): 9:32am On Jun 28, 2017
Love is overrated.

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Education / Re: 108 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria by tylesh(f): 9:11am On Jun 28, 2017
I rep Anglican Girls’ Grammar School, Lagos (1945). Up school! Up Girls! grin
Crime / Re: This Is The Type Of Lexus SUV Kidnapper Evan’s Wife Drives According To Freeze by tylesh(f): 10:40am On Jun 20, 2017
buygala:
So because your friend told you , we should believe both of you?

Mr Freeze Sir, my former classmate who is very close to your apostle's 5th side-chick told me you killed your 1st child and cooked his meat to be served in the naming ceremony of your 2nd child sad


I expect people to believe me as well smiley
Waawu!

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