This girl can advertise sunlight detergent for Africa.

Skubidude:


I tot i was the only one not seeing the so call 'hot body'. My dear you are way more hotter n sexy than dat over hype wizkid's baby mama above

Thanks

kaffy4tope:
Don't blame the 'Ex'...Blame the prostitute you married as a woman that body language still gives the 'Ex' some hopes.



Are you sure the so called Ex have not or still banging your wife??

You can make your point without insulting the woman

TriumphJohnson:
People are just wicked

You can say that again. Some people av inborn negativity

Wey the body?

Kondomatic:
You do give a bleep ma, lots of it otherwise you wouldn't post this

Please,tell her

Irrelevant topic.... What an excuse for stupidity. If a woman has lots of male friends, she's a ho, if she has female friends, she's a lesbian. Some people just post rubbish and nonsense sha.And some dumb arse people too are going to believe this crap. Odiegwu!

Ejanla.... Coded guy

Best news I've heard in a long while

Houseofglam7:
Truth be told, Wike and his wife got some serious chemistry.

seconded!

Cool!

Odiewgu!

Sterope:
Wow, hating much

Take a chill pill, religion is too complicated for you to develop hypertension. Don't forget Islam will be here when you finally die.

You are a nuisance.You are the one that's going to develop hypertension soon with your loud mouth.

Has she removed her nose ring?

There's bomb in their head. They should even Change the name of Nigeria to Islam
Wtf.... ...do we have to keep punishing ourselves in the name of religion abi which kine setback People be this

mtchew..... so.... we should fry breeze

This isn't new. They are many in Lagos

I work in Apapa and it's cray. I trek sote, trekking trek me

Man's inhumanity to man. God help us

I watched it and even Kehinde Young-Harry and I'm still single. I'm in my house,come and beat me

I don't think she's planning anything bad for you. She probably has decided to change so she can have a long lasting relationship. Or maybe there's someone she listens to who has talked some sense into her. Do not fear!

montezz:
Me: Hello ma
Mummy: Pele omo mi
Me: ekaale ma
Mummy: kaale omo mi....omo owa...omo ekun...omo this and that. Pele. Bawo ni? Awon aburo e n KO? Awon ore e nko? Awon lecturers e ati family won nko? Awon ara adugbo e n ko?
Me:fine ma(rolls eyeballs)
Mum: Kilo se e? Se o ti loogun. Wale KO wa ri baba Habib KO ko oogun fun e o
Me:mo wa alright ma
Mum: pele oko mi. A kuku da fun ehn...ooni shirin...Olorun a ma so e. Aye e o ni baje. Ooni gbeegun eleegun.
Cuts in
Me: amin ma
Mum: maa wa careful o. Something happened yesterday at a friend's cousin's brother-inlaw's younger sister's area. They used one girl for money ritual. Joo ma KO ore Kore o. Aye ti le Gan o
Me:yes ma
Mum:Pele dear. Shey KO si too fi npe lale yii? Woo iya mulika ati egbon daddy wa sibi lana won beere e. Won ni ka maa ki e.
Me: OK ma
Me: mummy I called to ask you about...............(your credit has been exhausted and your call terminated).

Me: flash mum

Ring ring...
Me: Hello daddy
Mum: emi ni o. Ki lo fe so leekan yen?
Me: ehm ehm

I tear laff

yourexcellency:
1. When she says “Get my kini” and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader

2. When you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she replies “Sorry for yourself”

3. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now.”

4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel

9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did they come here to play with you?

10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water

11. When she tells you if I hear ‘Peem or phim’, you will hear ‘ween’.

12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home

14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name

15. When she tells you: ‘I didn’t kill my mother, so you cannot or will not kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is your father’s family members that are dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve been eating at home nko?”

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.

Lwkmd!

Yaga

ghuzy01:
Idowu is a Yoruba name,I wonder which part of Edo bears Yoruba names

Akoko-Edo

[quote author=Erngie post=55289441]Nobody knows their true story. Stop judging her and get a life
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Regardless.... It's not enough reason to take a child away from his mother...the step mum can never treat him the way his mum would.

ajebuter:
Soonest, her own children will be among and she will cease to be just step mom but a mom herself...wish her well because she deserves it ..

I haven't heard something this positive in a long while... God bless you

StOla:
Happy Married Life!

Doris Simeon had it all, but she just couldn't hold it down. Stella Damasus came into the picture long after the marriage to Doris had collapsed, so no one should hold any grudge against her for finding love the 3rd time with Daniel.

Infact, when Doris and Daniel fell apart, Stella was still happily married to her Nzeribe 2nd husband (I stand to be corrected).

If Jaiye Aboderin never passed away, she'll still be married to her 1st young love just like Omotola Jalade.

Really?
Tell me more........you seem to know alot

Friedweed:
Name Checkers Association Timbuktu branch reporting....

Name check........... SODEKE
Shape of head........CONE/OBLONG SHAPED
Facial features........SCRATCHED/CLAWED FACE
Cultural Identity.....SUFFISTICATED and BROWN ROOFED
Region......SOUTH W.ASTE

Tribe.......By their deeds we know them

By their username we shall know them. Oponu Oahu.... Must u bring tribe into it?

Treash:
I was in a bid to secure a better job anywhere in Lagos when I ran across a posted bill around Toyin Street, Ikeja. It requested for applicant who could work in a manufacturing company with daily payment of #3,500 after work. Though I was observing it might not be real but I gave a trial. When I called the number on d paper, a lady picked it and she directed me to come for an interview by 7:30am today. She never requested my C.V. In the course of deliberation whether or not I should attend, I called her around 8am the next day if I could still make the interview and she answered in affirmation.

When I got to the venue, the scene I was observed was confusing, as it looks like young people were on the pitch, no company building,no sign post. While some people were lecturing others one on one, some were to train people to sing and do exercise (Like NYSC Orientation Camp). When a young lady at the entrance asked of my mission, I told her I was there on an interview of #3,500 daily pay job. Another woman was assigned to sit me down and start lecturing me on the object of the company. I was a bit confused. I wasn't too comfortable with the atmosphere when the lecture started. It was two hours after the interpersonal lecture started that the company was all about promoting health Products and winning new members into GNLD and i had to pay #10,600 to be a member. No daily pay. No manufacturing company. My time wasted. Transport fare wasted. I just pretended like all was well. As I left in regret, I was held by a lady to fill the membership form. I filled it with a fake name, different phone contact and left.

Please!!! Before you go to for an interview or test, talk to someone about it. It is very important so u don't go and waste ur time and little money. God will provide a good job for you.