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MizMyColi: That's not true
It's just a game joor

Game? Ah! So you are toying with them.

MizMyColi: Hey!
Ty max
StayOff!





Bounty Hunter: You strike me like someone I used to be friends with on here and I insist you're no newbie to Nairaland.
I couldn't reply you because at the time of receiving your mentions and others, I was using a low end phone.

Hmmmmmmm

Having gone through your lines, I admit, those were lovely, wait! How'd you know I've got fine legs?
Or was that part of faking it until it becomes real?.
Those were real stuffs you wrote up there and I'm impressed, for real.
If I saw these lines yesterday, bar the lewd part well........I'd have done the needful.




Officially, Sea Gold won.
BuT

Unofficially, I declare you Bounty Hunter the winner of my Golden Heart.
(No Sarcasm)



Welcome to my world
And please, please!
No lewdness/indecent talk.
I'm too holy Hun


CC: Temi gracie

I'm pleased. So now you are controlling two guys. Only you. well done.

If only people would restrain themselves especially when emotions are high.

Ladies love these things (I didn't read beyond the first line though-and I think other guys too) and from their various responses, I congratulate you. Happy hunting.

MizMyColi couldn't even thank him.

MizMyColi: Typing

na wa o. What's rabbish is this? Post beta sontin o jare.

3cycle:
tymax abeg how true is this statement?

Lmao. Don't mind him

Ajibel: I dont understand this please. Besides, I hardly sleep at night. I'm a nocturnal pythonian.

Lol. As in, if you slept lying on a bed or floor. And not sitting in a chair.

Come back hia

temigracie: ****lips sealed***



moon walk out of thread....

You are part of the doubters. You! Baddest baddo.

Elantracey: I don't fancy them but it doesn't mean I can't date one .

And I thought she was innocent. I swear, no innocent chics in dis world again.

naijaboiy:
Why dost thou liest on a poor souls head

Bad press is good press. Na advertisement na.

Even if you claim V, these babes will not believe you. They are tooo badt.

Sarimah: yes oh..my grandpa is a virgin too

marieolae: everytin na lie oo

Hehehe babes no dey believe. But I'm not experienced like that. You see, that's why I don't cheat. Once I'm committed ehn, e dey hard me to look another babe. I can't even see dem.

But high mileage guys like my guy, naijaboiy, hmm...

naijaboiy: But I want to wait till that special time...

Hmm! You? please, baba, in everything we are doing let us fear God.

Sarimah: hmmm dis one u r siding dem..u a virgin?

Yes na but babes don't believe me.

naijaboiy: Baba who tell you that one na

Baba, na so I hear am

temigracie: Height variation??..Never heard of that before...

There are several types of diurnal variations occuring in the human body....Height??....I dont think that is possible...

Well, maybe am wrong....

You can google it.....

It's true. We are always taller every morning. (That's if you slept in horizontal position)

Monica - Junior and Pretty

Chei Pana pana monica don kill me

...The second lady con tell in boyfriend say "Pass me the honey, honey" Ehn! Monica sef look me con tell me say "pass me the milk, cow"

Good old days.

Sarimah: na real fight

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Na wa o. But Virgin guys are more likely to be faithful. No unnecessary heartache unlike high-mileage guys.

Iamoilprince: Am not one oooh! Btw I lyk ur hair

AfricanApple: hmm mm?

thanks

...and he bribed her and she chop am. Women smh.

marieolae:

You bend mouth?

As e no wan drop sontin for boys.

Sarimah: Hell no!

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Na fight?!

marieolae: I'm innocent oh

With all this your experience? Plus analysis You be baddo!

So Marieolae is badt like this No innocent babe in this world again

jairusben: ladys eehn...all d same na because of guys.oooo...guys we rock abeg

Gbam! Chop knuckle

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. See 50 kobo coins o! That old 5 naira was always dirty. Don't remember seeing a neat, clean one.

GEJ is our number one conspiracy theorist. Oga Jona, name these sponsors once and for all. First you blamed povery and unemployment. Then it was the opposition. Now the funding comes from where? Out the country? No specifics.

No one plays the blame game more than this man. PDP is a festering sore.

temigracie: ...So you mean babes love money only....

No. I mean they love money 15 times more than anything.

3cycle: Lol...
I think I'm too strong, things don't get to me easily. Somedays I feel I was created to be a man but someone changed my organs before I was born

Lol.
Hard babe. How many hearts have you crushed? Ehn?

temigracie: Ty.....

Yes baby?

3cycle: No.

Hmmm interesting. You go wicked o.

3cycle: Who made you angry?
Are you on your period?

Lol. I dey vex ni. She's forming confusion over a clear matter because of coded "longer throat".

Rabbish!

6. Ladies! Don't think too highly of yourselves. You are only ladies afterall. Not goddesses.