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Crime / Re: ABU Student Kills Secondary School Boy Over Homosexual Advances by Tymk: 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2023
both are homos. they deserve to die
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Sends A Barrage Of Rockets To Israel by Tymk: 4:30pm On Oct 24, 2023
Righteousness2:
When you look at events happening before us, you see The HOLY BIBLE, God's script is Playing out live Before our eyes.

Scriptures have been Unsealed.
The wise will understand, heed the signals and do the needful.
The wicked will go from bad to worse.

Birth pains are Pedal to Metal!!

We are in the Final minutes before the RAPTURE.

It is a risk to live outside JESUS CHRIST right now.
Get your seat belt on
Settle the matter of your Eternity now that you have the opportunity.
One of these days, it will be too late to do it.
let the same god come and fight for isreal like he did in the bible if na real na

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Travel / Re: How I Was Able To Get My Passport In Ikoyi Despite The Mammoth Crowd by Tymk: 3:55pm On Oct 24, 2023
sukkot:
Let me tell you the Ikoyi format because when I went there there had been people coming for many days and hadn't collected it because the queue is just too much.

So when I GOT there I went to the immigration officer woman who helped me with my application, she gave me a very good advice, she First asked me, are you travelling ? I said no, she said, JUST FORGET ABOUT COLLECTING IT THIS WEEK THAT THE QUEUE IS TOO MUCH AND THAT I SHOULD COME IN LIKE 2 WEEKS TIME WHEN THE RUSH TO COLLECT HAS SUBSIDED. I mulled the idea over and thought ? Hmmm ok let me go and see what she is talking about.

So I went to the collections. The crowd there was like that of the World Cup finals in a stadium. The crowd stagger me. So I decided this woman gave me good advice, let me go home.

I will come back in November when the rush has subsided. However I wanted to be sure that my passport has been issued before I left the premises so they directed me to this office where they asked for my enrolment number.

I gave it to them. After 2 minutes the lady told me your passport has been issued and go to the collections to collect it. You see ehn, after she told me that my passport had been issued the kind of STRONGHEAD that overtook me ?

I then decided I may as well try to see if I can collect it. I entered into that sea of people at the collections, it was hell, people just pushing you about, stepping on your shoe, everybody sweating and frustrated. I contested with the crowd for like one hour, then I started hearing stories of people lamenting that they have been coming everyday for days and have been unable to get it because of the huge crowd.

My liver just fail me. I then decided it's in my best interest to come back in November after all I am not collecting the passport because I wanted to travel. But my STRONGHEAD kicked in again and I dipped hand inside my pocket.

There was 10,000 sitting there just languishing. So I decided its time to do business. So I started greeting every officer I saw and told them I want to do business.

They thought maybe I was undercover journalist and just laughed and walked by but this particular guy had a jovial face. I kept over-greeting him anytime he walked by and finally he pulled up and said what do you want ?

I said chairman I want to collect my passport but that crowd is staggering and scary. I said I am willing to pay 10k. The man looked at me intensely and said listen I don't do that .

Then he walked away. 10 minutes later he walked back and said what's your name and enrolment number , he took it and disappeared. He reappeared 10 minutes later with my passport in his hands and directed me to where I was to do the final process. That's how I got the passport in the midst of a football crowd who had been coming for days.

I was willing to part with the last 10,000 in my pocket but I ended up not parting with a kobo and getting the passport.

MAY THE LORD BLESS THAT OFFICER ABUNDANTLY AMEN. GOOD MAN.
may thunder fire u for casting this

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Politics / Re: LASEPA Shuts Down Olaiya Foods & Bukka Hut In Lekki Phase 1 Over Noise Pollution by Tymk: 3:48pm On Oct 24, 2023
place wey i dey manage eat better food and still find better okpo to Bleep after i don chop belle ful, na im dem close so. i jjust tire for this tinubu govt
maybe one useless man with tiny preek like lala own don try to fuk am and she no gree. i dont see the noise a bukka hut produces. beer barn is close to it , why them no close am

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Romance / Re: When Does "Dating" Officially Starts In A Relationship? by Tymk: 8:09pm On Aug 15, 2023
Puss360:

You viewing and commenting...what will we call you
your master
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 6:55pm On Aug 15, 2023
Twoclans:


Hmmm because nobody else is nominating her for pardon,same faith holds Cee C .
i know that no one is nominating her. But because there are more or less partners now, I expected him to nominate her the same way she nominated him
Politics / Re: 15 LASTMA Officials Wounded In Clash With Soldiers: LASTMA Vacates Duty Posts by Tymk: 6:53pm On Aug 15, 2023
Very good news
Romance / Re: When Does "Dating" Officially Starts In A Relationship? by Tymk: 6:50pm On Aug 15, 2023
USELESS topic.
The op, the mod that push it to front page. Se un, everyone above and below me are all useless
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 6:48pm On Aug 15, 2023
Twoclans:


Why ?

Nominating venita is a waste of vote .

He is voting someone from his season,his head is in the game.
why is it waste?
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2023
fitzmayowa:
Adekinle shenk him madam nominate Doyin......cheesy grin cheesy
na idiot he be na. Na people like him dey make women say men are scum
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:42pm On Aug 14, 2023
Agbogo1:
your papa bura, waka.
son of a uses agege hooe
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2023
Ade na real scumbag

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2023
Agbogo1:
your papa bura, dan iska kawai.
son of a condemned olosho
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:37pm On Aug 14, 2023
thatigboman:
Venita will always nominate Adekunle and cry that neo didn't nominate her
😂
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:37pm On Aug 14, 2023
If Ade no nominate venita he is a scum
Education / Re: Sexual Assault, Corruption: UNICAL Law Students Protest Against Cyril Ndifon by Tymk: 8:32pm On Aug 14, 2023
Ax3222:
v
can you get me a verified onlyfans account
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 8:07pm On Aug 14, 2023
Ike is definition of a simp
Properties / Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by Tymk: 11:12pm On Aug 13, 2023
YouandiAllofus:
Abuja, lagos, rivers, delta, enugu etc... The situation is almost thesame in city areas.
Country hard, no work anywhere, property owers/ landlords are increasing rents like they are increasing volume!
dey shut up sometimes. 100k agent fee for 200k house ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rhissa Ag Boula Launches Anti-coup Movement In First Sign Of Internal Resistance by Tymk: 2:33pm On Aug 12, 2023
France USA sponsored
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija “All Stars“ 2023: Live Updates Thread by Tymk: 5:45pm On Aug 11, 2023
I don't like how these guys talk to biggie nonchalantly
Romance / Re: Please Where Can I Find Good Grade Okrika Bedsheets In Lagos by Tymk: 10:46am On Aug 11, 2023
worldclass68:
Agege railroad...beside that under bridge.
I went there and didn't find
Romance / Please Where Can I Find Good Grade Okrika Bedsheets In Lagos by Tymk: 11:37am On Aug 10, 2023
Please where can I find good grade okrika bedsheets in Lagos
Family / Re: Daughter Fights Mum For Bringing Too Many Men To Their Home (pics/video) by Tymk: 6:09pm On Aug 09, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWuovlgXj4

Daughter fights mum for bringing too many men to their home shocked

#wetindeyhappentv


that's a bad child
Health / Recommend The Most Affordable Dermatologist In Mainland by Tymk: 7:56am On Aug 07, 2023
I don't mean all these people mixing cream for bleaching o. I am at ikeja
Business / Re: Price Of These Tshirts In Mandilas by Tymk: 4:10am On Jul 24, 2023
Vc
Crime / Re: Nigerians Want Asari Dokubo To Be Arrested For This Video by Tymk: 7:32am On Jul 01, 2023
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Average Price You Spent On Fuel In A Day? by Tymk: 7:24am On Jul 01, 2023
36k.
Crime / Re: BOLUWATIFE Mary, Missing Girl In OYO, Found. by Tymk: 7:23am On Jul 01, 2023
Satanistx:
has Johnson225 paid you the money he scammed ? Dm me with his details let me pick him up
I will handle it. I just want to get updates from the police guy that helps me with cases like this. This holiday is delaying me
Crime / Re: BOLUWATIFE Mary, Missing Girl In OYO, Found. by Tymk: 5:41pm On Jun 29, 2023
Johnson225:
.
Currently can't do any of those , lost my phone sometime ago
send an email to email you . If you can access Nairaland, you should be able to access email . Where I dey , I no fit make calls
Crime / Re: BOLUWATIFE Mary, Missing Girl In OYO, Found. by Tymk: 5:24pm On Jun 29, 2023
[quote author=Johnson225 post=124110132][/quote]send me a WhatsApp number or reply to the email

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