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Literature › Re: My Spiritual Wife by Typicool8(m): 3:23am On Oct 11, 2022
Spiritualonyx:
MY SPIRITUAL WIFE

EPISODE 1
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I'd grown up like every normal child but nothing about me had ever felt normal.
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Where every other person (my mate) found a certain task or achievement difficult, “they”, on the other hand, fall in pleasant places for me, effortlessly.
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Growing up; back in primary school, I'd often find money in my school bag. This usually happened every time I wished I could spend as much as my classmates were spending on biscuits and sweets.
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At first, I thought these were possibly monies I'd forgotten in my school bag until it became a "recurring decimal."
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I got used to these mysterious monies and it gradually grew on me to become a norm.
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I once attempted to tell my step mother about these monies I frequently found inside my school bag; pockets, but she slapped the words right back into my mouth. She said I was spewing rubbish and that there was no such thing as "miracle money".

My step mother went as far as saying that I'd been stealing her money and that it was these “stash” I always found in my bag and assumed they were "mysterious".

“My God has caught you today!” My step mother said, as she beat the living daylight out of me that day.
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Since I knew that talking to that woman was a lost cause, "bottling up" these experiences and every other that followed, began that day.
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Whenever I go to sleep at night, something strange happens. I’d usually have dreams where I “merry” with very unusual faces and other times, very familiar faces.

I wake up from these sleeps wondering if these were mere dreams or there was more to it because of how real they usually felt.

I don't usually know what these dreams meant.

As far as I was concerned, I’d slept and woken up like every other person and nothing about any of these was a big deal. But surprisingly, every time I got back to school the next day (after one of these dreams), a particular girl in my class always appeared to know about my night; about these dreams.

It was always as though she’d featured in it and remembers every tiny little detail.
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Oluchi would usually walk up to me and try to strike a conversation starting from where we’d seemingly stopped from my dream, the previous night.
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I found this strange every time but for some reason, I never asked Oluchi how she managed to do; to know as much as she always seemed to know.
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Oluchi walked her way to becoming my very good friend.

Oluchi would always ensure that whenever her mother packed her lunch, she packed mine too.

It felt very good to have a friend such as Oluchi at the time, especially as I had a step mother who almost never cared if I’d eaten; what I'd eaten or even, if someone like me deserved to eat.
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One day, Oluchi called me out in the middle of the night. It felt like one of my usual dreams, only that this time around, it wasn't.
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Oluchi knocked at my door that night.

Strangely, I wasn’t scared. I simply woke up; stood up, walked over to the door and unlocked it.

Then Oluchi beckoned on me.

I went out to meet her in the company of other children our age.
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My father and step mother’s room was just next door (right opposite mine). For some reason, I cared less about how my step mother would react if she heard my door open at this time of the night.
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The first and the last time I’d ever pulled this stunt was a couple of months prior. I’d sleepwalked and found my way outside my room. But my stepmother made sure to beat that spirit of “sleep walking” out of my body that very night.

So it it never happened again.
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My step mother doesn’t sleep deeply so imagine my surprise when she didn’t wake up at all. For some reason, she had slept deeper than usual, this very night.
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Oluchi held my hand and the other children too soon joined in this fashion, holding each other.

Oluchi chanted some gibberish and in a twinkle of an eye, we were no longer at my house.
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We were now in a very big, long hall. A hall that was filled with a lot of children; children who were mostly my age mates.
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If I was asked to round up the figures I'd seen to the nearest fraction, I'll say three million.
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We all seemed as though, relatives.

We all seemed as though, birthed by one woman; a woman that was comfortably seated on a very huge throne.

Our supposed “mother” was the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen up until that point. She was beautifully adorned in gold from head to toe. She was very light skinned and had very long hair which looked amazing in braids.
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On this particular day, we were having a feast. Our mother seemed to have recently given birth to more children and we had all converged to celebrate their arrival.

We eat; drank; danced and played in various ways. One of those included “the mummy and daddy kind”.
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Every time we played in this manner, Oluchi and I were usually paired.

The first time I tried to have Oluchi and I switched with others, Oluchi didn't talk to me in school the following morning and the week that followed.

Oluchi stopped having her mum pack me lunch too (an act that really shattered my heart to bits).
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"Paul, what is it about these other girls that you often make me believe that you prefer them to me?" Oluchi asked me one day, during one of our break times.
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We were only eleven at the time, so imagine how lost for words I was, out of ignorance to what Oluchi was possibly talking about.

To be continued...



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Health › Re: Amelia Pounds, Nigerian Lady, Dies During Plastic Surgery In India (Photos) by Typicool8(m): 1:52pm On Oct 08, 2022
laluski:
Infact you just said my exact mind..she should continue the plastic surgery there..in hell
As in this one is straight to hell no long thing
Health › Re: Amelia Pounds, Nigerian Lady, Dies During Plastic Surgery In India (Photos) by Typicool8(m): 6:11am On Oct 08, 2022
Wetin she wan tell God sef
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 10:20pm On Oct 07, 2022
tctrills:
We blame government but it's ordinary Nigerians that keep the evil men in power. The average bat is blind to the data
You mean those hungry mofos who are only after their wretched stomachs
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 10:09pm On Oct 07, 2022
tctrills:
This should settle the debate but the bats are a shameless class.
Actually most of them are deprived of intelligence that is why they have no iota of shame
Investment › Re: With 1k Make Cool Cash Daily If Interested Please Drop Your Email Address by Typicool8(m):
rightdeals2612:
I make nothing less than 15k a day if you don't believe ask me how also drop your emails so I can guide you Step by step let us make money legit
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2022
Rapuru14:
This is too much and complex for Agbadorians to digest
Lol grin grin
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2022
Watch as urchins will rush in with the speed of light just to come and display their stupidity in the name of defending their brown teeth drug baron just cos of 30k
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Fires Ballistic Missile Over Japan by Typicool8(m): 9:00am On Oct 05, 2022
seunny4lif:
Nigeria military is still test how to produce pencil and beat Nigeria civilians very well grin grin

See the way the Nigeria military rockets and anti missiles rockets pointed up, meaning it’s the best and ready to shoot down any B52 bombers or Tu160 bombers.
Nigeria military already planning to add nukes to it
The height of sarcasm grin
Politics › Re: We've Asked God To Bring Tinubu Down - Rauf Aregbesola In Throwback by Typicool8(m): 7:17am On Oct 05, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
Don't mind them
Abi o
Very myopic set of people
Politics › Re: We've Asked God To Bring Tinubu Down - Rauf Aregbesola In Throwback by Typicool8(m): 7:04am On Oct 05, 2022
Urchins will avoid this thread like a plague grin grin
Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by Typicool8(m): 7:03am On Oct 05, 2022
Mandate2023:
From d look of things u r d 1 barking like a mad dog up and down nairaland grin grin grin
Lol as e dey pain u e dey sweet me...slave
Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by Typicool8(m): 6:29am On Oct 05, 2022
Mandate2023:
From ur comment it shows madness is hereditary in ur lineage plus the fact that u r an ipig complicated it d more grin grin grin
U just chose to not want to have peace in ur life by crying....continue

U quoted someone post like a dirty bastard dog......u should not be scare of being put in d right senses when u write despicable things online
See this rabid dog barking...I know some unfortunate zombies will quote me.. don't worry keep barking and crying like a dog which you are when the time comes nobody will tell you before you end it all.. slave
Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by Typicool8(m): 6:04am On Oct 05, 2022
Tinubu urchins are already here to fight and defend their master..let them try to continue forcing this old cargo on Nigerians ....las las they will give up and jump inside the lagoon



Watch as they quote me like hungry dogs
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 5:52am On Oct 05, 2022
BlakKluKluxKlan:
4th class citizen
Mumu first class slave fighting so hard to justify his 30k allowance
Politics › Re: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Typicool8(m): 10:21pm On Oct 04, 2022
kkonyeji:
Moh247, freestuffs et al.....food has been served.
Exactly
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2022
BlakKluKluxKlan:
It is your stock that worships money, everybody knows money is your primary God.
Oga gbenu soun..slave
Politics › Re: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Typicool8(m): 6:38pm On Oct 04, 2022
Sukersoc:
By this time next year, he'll be queuing in line to welcome president Peter Obi on state visit to lagos. If you know, you know
Amen
Obi all the way
Politics › Re: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Typicool8(m): 6:37pm On Oct 04, 2022
Tinubu urchins rushing into this thread 1,2,3 go
Travel › Re: Julius Berger Switches On The Streetlights On The Second Niger Bridge (Pictures by Typicool8(m): 12:47pm On Oct 04, 2022
BATified2023:
u are very stupid n u further buttress d claim that an Igbo man’s house will be burning but he will chasing rat in another man’s house

Peter obi doesn’t care what happens in d state he governed n what is happening to his people but the hypocrite can condemn flood in far away states

U igbos are hypocrites
Your level of thinking is very low for your to think everyone that is against your drug baron is Igbo..why am I even trading words with a tribalistic slave like you..fvck off bro
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 12:20pm On Oct 04, 2022
BlakKluKluxKlan:
The way your generations will perish on your mass exodus that is imminent.
Another phantom yam festival is around the corner for the children of hate and the global black leg of the black race.
Lol just read what you wrote up there and explain the meaning.. zombie working so hard to plunge his generation into perpetual slavery just cos of 30k
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 11:51am On Oct 04, 2022
anyilalaz:
From Mc Oluomo, to Kabaka, to Asari... Birds of a feather flock together ,... Interesting time ahead.
Honestly
Those daft urchins are blindfolded by the bones falling from Tinubu's table
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 11:50am On Oct 04, 2022
BlakKluKluxKlan:
Just imagine the set of uncouth, violent, uncivil, intolerant viendra and brigands rooting for Peter Obi, the Pandora crook.
Chai your tears is giving me joy las las you will jump inside lagoon
Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka On PDP Defections by Typicool8(m): 10:55am On Oct 04, 2022
Reading this I screamed and was unable to close my mouth.
Now this happened under PDP led govt and some of this people are now in APC. Now imagine the trillions that has been looted by APC led govt led by Buhari...Despite all this some people are hell bent on fostering a well known sick old drug baron supported by crooks, criminals and thugs on a very sick nation like Nigeria.. Nigerians please I plead with us all don't let us make the same mistakes we've been making all this while. We should remember that any mistake come 2023 will be the final straw that will break the camel's back..
Let us shun ethnic, religious and tribal sentiments and stop recycling old and corrupt criminals and keep expecting better results.
Please let us try labour party.
Remember the future of this country lies in our hands.
God bless Nigeria
Politics › Re: Tinubu Supporters Visit Old Woman who Swept The Road At Kogi Rally Yesterday by Typicool8(m): 10:50am On Oct 04, 2022
yashau:
Oponu!
Asiwin
Travel › Re: Julius Berger Switches On The Streetlights On The Second Niger Bridge (Pictures by Typicool8(m): 10:02am On Oct 04, 2022
This zombie above me is really working hard to justify his 30k salary grin
Crime › Re: Ugochukwu Nsofor Chukwukadibia Owner Of The Mansion Where Drugs Were Discovered by Typicool8(m): 9:51am On Oct 04, 2022
BATified2023:
na your father go run mad

I don quote u
Lol the yabbing pain you sotay you no fit hold am na why u quote me..ode
Politics › Re: Campaign: Projects That Will Make Nigerians Vote Tinubu by Typicool8(m): 9:34am On Oct 04, 2022
Ttalk:
You call it desperation but Nigerians see it as fact and projects that deserve Nigerians commendation.

If we have similar projects in every states of the country, Nigeria would not be in a coma the way it is presently
Why is it that any project embarked upon in Lagos is credited to Tinubu even when it is obvious that he more or less did nothing when he was governor?
You guys are so pathetic honestly
Crime › Re: Ugochukwu Nsofor Chukwukadibia Owner Of The Mansion Where Drugs Were Discovered by Typicool8(m): 9:29am On Oct 04, 2022
Look at those zombies above me masturbating and Cumin away their brains in the name of commenting. They turn every thread to tribal war forgetting that no tribe can be exempted when it comes to crime.
I am Yoruba before those goats start calling me ipob


Quote me and run mad inside market on a sunny afternoon
Crime › Re: How Do I Know If My Son Was Truly Rusticated ?? by Typicool8(m): 9:25am On Oct 04, 2022
blackmamber:
I just tried but I’m not used to this site. Can you send yours to my email please ?
Sir please check your mail
Politics › Re: Campaign: Projects That Will Make Nigerians Vote Tinubu by Typicool8(m): 9:21am On Oct 04, 2022
This Tinubu urchins are really desperate

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