Politics › Re: Flood: 21 States Have Received Relief Materials – Sadiya Umar Farouq by Typicool8(m): 4:56pm On Oct 25, 2022 |
Well I won't say much so I won't say what I am not supposed to say but the fact remains that Nigeria is really corrupt and it will take divine intervention for this country not to break up if we don't get it right next year..vote wisely, vote Labour party, vote Peter Obi |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 22nd October 2022 by Typicool8(m): 1:37pm On Oct 22, 2022 |
It's a draw |
Food › Re: Lady Wins Pounded Yam Eating Competition In Ekiti (Photos, Video) by Typicool8(m): 1:27pm On Oct 20, 2022 |
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Food › Re: Lady Wins Pounded Yam Eating Competition In Ekiti (Photos, Video) by Typicool8(m): 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2022 |
RoyalBlu: It's far better than alcohol competition  Honestly |
Politics › Re: Nigerians To Hold #endsars Memorial At Lekki Tollgate, Other Locations On Thursd by Typicool8(m): 5:24am On Oct 20, 2022 |
Moh247: I hope they bring out names and pictures of the deceased
Their families should also show up for compensation Shut your mouth ode.. don't you have human feelings at all?? |
Politics › Re: I’ll Champion Indivisible, Prosperous Nigeria, Tinubu Tells Northern Leaders by Typicool8(m): 7:53am On Oct 18, 2022 |
everythinggirly: These things Nigerians are doing begging for alms here and there, especially on the street, and junctions, disturbing people on a daily basis by begging the hell out of them, if una use una hand vote bad luck, then the country com hard, make nobody beg me o. Fact |
Politics › Re: Breaking: Sleeping Again At Campaign, Tinubu To Return To UK Hospital Next Week by Typicool8(m): 5:59am On Oct 12, 2022 |
Jagabanofafrica: No , he will not support Tinubu, he is coming to support ur Obi. Yoruba lokan. How is it Yoruba's turn?? |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Tinubu Struggles To Recall Fictional Memories Of Nigeria’s Independenc by Typicool8(m): 5:43am On Oct 11, 2022 |
Lol urchins will avoid this thread like a plague |
Literature › Re: My Spiritual Wife by Typicool8(m): 3:23am On Oct 11, 2022 |
Spiritualonyx: MY SPIRITUAL WIFE
EPISODE 1 . I'd grown up like every normal child but nothing about me had ever felt normal. . Where every other person (my mate) found a certain task or achievement difficult, “they”, on the other hand, fall in pleasant places for me, effortlessly. . Growing up; back in primary school, I'd often find money in my school bag. This usually happened every time I wished I could spend as much as my classmates were spending on biscuits and sweets. . At first, I thought these were possibly monies I'd forgotten in my school bag until it became a "recurring decimal." . I got used to these mysterious monies and it gradually grew on me to become a norm. . I once attempted to tell my step mother about these monies I frequently found inside my school bag; pockets, but she slapped the words right back into my mouth. She said I was spewing rubbish and that there was no such thing as "miracle money".
My step mother went as far as saying that I'd been stealing her money and that it was these “stash” I always found in my bag and assumed they were "mysterious". “My God has caught you today!” My step mother said, as she beat the living daylight out of me that day. . Since I knew that talking to that woman was a lost cause, "bottling up" these experiences and every other that followed, began that day. . Whenever I go to sleep at night, something strange happens. I’d usually have dreams where I “merry” with very unusual faces and other times, very familiar faces.
I wake up from these sleeps wondering if these were mere dreams or there was more to it because of how real they usually felt. I don't usually know what these dreams meant.
As far as I was concerned, I’d slept and woken up like every other person and nothing about any of these was a big deal. But surprisingly, every time I got back to school the next day (after one of these dreams), a particular girl in my class always appeared to know about my night; about these dreams.
It was always as though she’d featured in it and remembers every tiny little detail. . Oluchi would usually walk up to me and try to strike a conversation starting from where we’d seemingly stopped from my dream, the previous night. . I found this strange every time but for some reason, I never asked Oluchi how she managed to do; to know as much as she always seemed to know. . Oluchi walked her way to becoming my very good friend. Oluchi would always ensure that whenever her mother packed her lunch, she packed mine too. It felt very good to have a friend such as Oluchi at the time, especially as I had a step mother who almost never cared if I’d eaten; what I'd eaten or even, if someone like me deserved to eat. . One day, Oluchi called me out in the middle of the night. It felt like one of my usual dreams, only that this time around, it wasn't. . Oluchi knocked at my door that night.
Strangely, I wasn’t scared. I simply woke up; stood up, walked over to the door and unlocked it. Then Oluchi beckoned on me.
I went out to meet her in the company of other children our age. . My father and step mother’s room was just next door (right opposite mine). For some reason, I cared less about how my step mother would react if she heard my door open at this time of the night. . The first and the last time I’d ever pulled this stunt was a couple of months prior. I’d sleepwalked and found my way outside my room. But my stepmother made sure to beat that spirit of “sleep walking” out of my body that very night.
So it it never happened again. . My step mother doesn’t sleep deeply so imagine my surprise when she didn’t wake up at all. For some reason, she had slept deeper than usual, this very night. . Oluchi held my hand and the other children too soon joined in this fashion, holding each other. Oluchi chanted some gibberish and in a twinkle of an eye, we were no longer at my house. . We were now in a very big, long hall. A hall that was filled with a lot of children; children who were mostly my age mates. . If I was asked to round up the figures I'd seen to the nearest fraction, I'll say three million. . We all seemed as though, relatives. We all seemed as though, birthed by one woman; a woman that was comfortably seated on a very huge throne.
Our supposed “mother” was the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen up until that point. She was beautifully adorned in gold from head to toe. She was very light skinned and had very long hair which looked amazing in braids. . On this particular day, we were having a feast. Our mother seemed to have recently given birth to more children and we had all converged to celebrate their arrival. We eat; drank; danced and played in various ways. One of those included “the mummy and daddy kind”. . Every time we played in this manner, Oluchi and I were usually paired.
The first time I tried to have Oluchi and I switched with others, Oluchi didn't talk to me in school the following morning and the week that followed.
Oluchi stopped having her mum pack me lunch too (an act that really shattered my heart to bits). . "Paul, what is it about these other girls that you often make me believe that you prefer them to me?" Oluchi asked me one day, during one of our break times. . We were only eleven at the time, so imagine how lost for words I was, out of ignorance to what Oluchi was possibly talking about.
To be continued...
New story alert, fanmily.
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Health › Re: Amelia Pounds, Nigerian Lady, Dies During Plastic Surgery In India (Photos) by Typicool8(m): 1:52pm On Oct 08, 2022 |
laluski: Infact you just said my exact mind..she should continue the plastic surgery there..in hell As in this one is straight to hell no long thing |
Health › Re: Amelia Pounds, Nigerian Lady, Dies During Plastic Surgery In India (Photos) by Typicool8(m): 6:11am On Oct 08, 2022 |
Wetin she wan tell God sef |
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 10:20pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
tctrills: We blame government but it's ordinary Nigerians that keep the evil men in power. The average bat is blind to the data You mean those hungry mofos who are only after their wretched stomachs |
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 10:09pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
tctrills: This should settle the debate but the bats are a shameless class. Actually most of them are deprived of intelligence that is why they have no iota of shame |
Investment › Re: With 1k Make Cool Cash Daily If Interested Please Drop Your Email Address by Typicool8(m): 8:50pm On Oct 07, 2022*. Modified: 10:30am On Dec 18, 2022 |
rightdeals2612: I make nothing less than 15k a day if you don't believe ask me how also drop your emails so I can guide you Step by step let us make money legit |
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
Rapuru14: This is too much and complex for Agbadorians to digest Lol  |
Politics › Re: Data Shows Peter Obi Outperformed Tinubu & Fashola As Governors by Typicool8(m): 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
Watch as urchins will rush in with the speed of light just to come and display their stupidity in the name of defending their brown teeth drug baron just cos of 30k |
Foreign Affairs › Re: North Korea Fires Ballistic Missile Over Japan by Typicool8(m): 9:00am On Oct 05, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: We've Asked God To Bring Tinubu Down - Rauf Aregbesola In Throwback by Typicool8(m): 7:17am On Oct 05, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: We've Asked God To Bring Tinubu Down - Rauf Aregbesola In Throwback by Typicool8(m): 7:04am On Oct 05, 2022 |
Urchins will avoid this thread like a plague  |
Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by Typicool8(m): 7:03am On Oct 05, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by Typicool8(m): 6:29am On Oct 05, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: I Think Lagos Is The Most Illiterate State In Southern Nigeria by Typicool8(m): 6:04am On Oct 05, 2022 |
Tinubu urchins are already here to fight and defend their master..let them try to continue forcing this old cargo on Nigerians ....las las they will give up and jump inside the lagoon
Watch as they quote me like hungry dogs |
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 5:52am On Oct 05, 2022 |
BlakKluKluxKlan: 4th class citizen Mumu first class slave fighting so hard to justify his 30k allowance |
Politics › Re: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Typicool8(m): 10:21pm On Oct 04, 2022 |
kkonyeji: Moh247, freestuffs et al.....food has been served. Exactly |
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2022 |
BlakKluKluxKlan: It is your stock that worships money, everybody knows money is your primary God. Oga gbenu soun..slave |
Politics › Re: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Typicool8(m): 6:38pm On Oct 04, 2022 |
Sukersoc: By this time next year, he'll be queuing in line to welcome president Peter Obi on state visit to lagos. If you know, you know Amen Obi all the way |
Politics › Re: Go Back To His States And Campaign - Lagos Deputy Governor (video) by Typicool8(m): 6:37pm On Oct 04, 2022 |
Tinubu urchins rushing into this thread 1,2,3 go |
Travel › Re: Julius Berger Switches On The Streetlights On The Second Niger Bridge (Pictures by Typicool8(m): 12:47pm On Oct 04, 2022 |
BATified2023: u are very stupid n u further buttress d claim that an Igbo man’s house will be burning but he will chasing rat in another man’s house
Peter obi doesn’t care what happens in d state he governed n what is happening to his people but the hypocrite can condemn flood in far away states
U igbos are hypocrites Your level of thinking is very low for your to think everyone that is against your drug baron is Igbo..why am I even trading words with a tribalistic slave like you..fvck off bro |
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 12:20pm On Oct 04, 2022 |
BlakKluKluxKlan: The way your generations will perish on your mass exodus that is imminent. Another phantom yam festival is around the corner for the children of hate and the global black leg of the black race. Lol just read what you wrote up there and explain the meaning.. zombie working so hard to plunge his generation into perpetual slavery just cos of 30k |
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 11:51am On Oct 04, 2022 |
anyilalaz: From Mc Oluomo, to Kabaka, to Asari... Birds of a feather flock together ,... Interesting time ahead. Honestly Those daft urchins are blindfolded by the bones falling from Tinubu's table |
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by Typicool8(m): 11:50am On Oct 04, 2022 |
BlakKluKluxKlan: Just imagine the set of uncouth, violent, uncivil, intolerant viendra and brigands rooting for Peter Obi, the Pandora crook. Chai your tears is giving me joy las las you will jump inside lagoon |