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CultureRe: Photos Of Dogo, The "Tallest Man In Kaduna" by Typicool8(m): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2022
Corridon:
This man is El Rufai times four.
Bros you wan cause vawulence early in the morning grin
EducationRe: FG Withdraws Order To Reopen Universities by Typicool8(m): 8:30pm On Sep 26, 2022
GENES11S:
If after the first 4years, hin eye no clear, e still follow do 4+4, he can never be forgiven. Even God ma self go rethink am.
Oh now I get your point but then let's hope he has genuinely changed for the better
EducationRe: FG Withdraws Order To Reopen Universities by Typicool8(m): 7:42pm On Sep 26, 2022
GENES11S:
Not forgiven
Why??
LiteratureRe: Based On A True Life Story by Typicool8(m): 7:42pm On Sep 26, 2022
Spiritualonyx:
Before I could even get the chance to ask Sandra what she'd meant by those words, she'd long let go of her grip on me and in seconds, transitioned into what we've always known her to be (a mad woman).
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I got home that day completely spent.

Besides the fact that the little I'd managed to gather (in arms) at the market was barely enough to feed one person, Sandra's words kept ringing in my ears.

I didn't know what to make of it.

"Was she just in her usual mad woman mode? Maybe she was just being dramatic and none of those words really mean anything." I thought to myself.

But she'd touched a lot of sensitive spots in my personal life; points that just couldn't have been sheer coincidence.
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For some reason, I couldn't discuss Sandra with my husband or anyone for that matter.

I mean, how do I tell them that the mad woman they've known all their lives told me something that was worth pondering over?
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For the weeks that followed, I barely slept at night. I was usually awake, wondering; trying to figure out what Sandra could have been trying to tell me.

I barely went the whole day without Sandra's words ringing in my ears (literally).

“I weep for you Juliet! Indeed, you have really suffered. The heart man is terrible but you had to have been a fool not to have seen this coming. You are a fool to have assumed that everyone can be as pure as you at heart. Only if you knew! Only if you knew that the root of your problem has been staring you right in the face; every second by the minute of every hour, for the past eleven years. Only if you knew! Get rid of it and you’ll be shocked how much goodness you and your husband will experience in such a short period of time”.

These words almost ran me mad.

I almost went nuts, trying to decipher it.
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At first, I tried to interpret Sandra's words in a "literal" term but those words led me to a part I knew couldn't have been right.

I narrowed it to a couple of options and seated at the top of it was John, my beloved husband.
So you see why I couldn't have believed that Sandra spat those words with no special coding to it?
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A whole year passed and as expected, our situation worsened.

The one room apartment that John inherited at his family house now seemed too big for us because of how empty it had became.

We obviously had no properties to our name and we barely even had three pairs of clothes, each.

We'd sold the ones that we could while others had worn out, leaving us with what everyone now referred to as "wash and wear".
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I woke up this particular day feeling uneasy. I felt sick and knew that I needed to treat myself early, else I risk breaking down. Since we couldn't afford proper medication, I decided that I was going to pluck some leaves and hopefully, concoct something out of it.

I dressed up and set out.

I reached for our gate and threw it open but the moment I made to turn back around after I'd short it close, rains of lashes began to fall on me.

Whip from all angles landed on me, sending unimaginable pain through my entire body.

This person was lashing at me so mercilessly, you'd have assumed that I'd stolen something very important.
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I managed to look up; at least to see the face of my attacker and to my horror, it was Sandra.
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Sandra was flogging me with all her might and the scorn she had on her facial expression was one I couldn't understand.

But I couldn't wait to ask.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry, yet Sandra wouldn't let me be.

She ran after me.

For fear; shock and irrational thinking, I ran passed my house

Sandra continued in her chase.

I ran as fast as my legs could go (which was not far by the way) before I tripped over, giving Sandra a perfect opportunity to finish what she'd started.
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And No! None of these was a dream.

To be continued...
Nice story so far
Please mention me in your next update
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EducationRe: FG Withdraws Order To Reopen Universities by Typicool8(m): 7:24pm On Sep 26, 2022
pealso:
I wasted my vote in the last election. God have mercy on me
Go son, your sins are forgiven
PoliticsRe: 2023: Why Afenifere Won’t Support Tinubu, Atiku – Adebanjo by Typicool8(m): 5:35pm On Sep 26, 2022
You have spoken well sir and God will bless you immensely


Btw expect wailing and gnashing of teeth by apc zombies
PoliticsRe: UN: Mobile Billboard Ad On Nigeria Terrorism Seen Around New York City (photos) by Typicool8(m): 4:21pm On Sep 25, 2022
kestolove95:
Zombidient at it again...dot nation people will never rule Nigeria. After Tinubu it will return to North then we give South South after 8yrs we give north central then Yoruba naso we go dey share d power, make una continue with Biafra
Keep displaying your stupidity for the world to see
PoliticsRe: Commuters Commend Tinubu/shettima-Nairaxi Transit Card Initiative by Typicool8(m): 3:40pm On Sep 25, 2022
Siwel25:
Your relatives are fools. List Obi's achievements here. He didn't build any notable school or hospital in 8 years and u think he will perform? Clown!
Look at you disgracing your family and calling them fools
PoliticsRe: Commuters Commend Tinubu/shettima-Nairaxi Transit Card Initiative by Typicool8(m): 2:30pm On Sep 25, 2022
Siwel25:
They are for reasonable undecided voters who saw what Asiwaju did as Governor. 5 General Hospitals, 4 Millennium schools, Island Maternity, Nigeria's most durable roads are enough to convince any smart voter of his PROVEN competence.
He built hospitals that he can't patronise instead he's always traveling to UK and US for treatment..fools
FoodRe: How Sweet Is Agama Lizard Meat ?? by Typicool8(m): 8:46am On Sep 25, 2022
Please how can I unread what I just read
PoliticsRe: Opinion: Tinubu, Between Known And Unknown Bishops - Vanguard Newspapers by Typicool8(m): 8:40am On Sep 25, 2022
Expect wailing and gnashing of teeth from Tinubu urchins
RomanceRe: Drop A Comment, And Nairalanders Wil Tell You What They Think About Your Moniker by Typicool8(m): 10:13am On Sep 22, 2022
detectivejones:
Your moniker gives the impression that you're a cool person who doesn't hold grudge and tries to see good in people.
Honestly this life is too short to hold grudges with people
RomanceRe: Drop A Comment, And Nairalanders Wil Tell You What They Think About Your Moniker by Typicool8(m): 10:12am On Sep 22, 2022
FreeSpirited:
Yes o..no time for hatred or over.seriousness...Nigeria is too hard to put wahala for head
Yes o my brother.
PoliticsRe: Meet APC National Women Leader, Dr Edu Betta. by Typicool8(m): 10:05am On Sep 22, 2022
Okoroawusa:
Nwanyi oma
Shut up there, the fools always put up this charade to deceive gullible Nigerians when it's election period but not this time
RomanceRe: Drop A Comment, And Nairalanders Wil Tell You What They Think About Your Moniker by Typicool8(m): 10:03am On Sep 22, 2022
FreeSpirited:
Let's play a game

Just make a comment or say, what do you think...Nairalanders who are familiar with ur moniker will tell you what they think about the moniker or ur person.
Since we don't know each other...we can hazard a guess from the impression will have about monikers
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Your own moniker gives me the impression that you're a free spirited individual and you love being at peace with everyone.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Starts Evacuation Of Drain Silt To Prevent Flooding (Pictures) by Typicool8(m): 9:53am On Sep 22, 2022
PresidObi:
Is that Joe Igbokwe in there?
Yes he is grin
CrimeRe: Abia Bullion Van Robbery: I Only Moved The Arms For Operation - Suspect by Typicool8(m): 7:56am On Sep 21, 2022
badaru911:
.... What kinda weed are you puffing while reading the post..
No be weed bro the guy don mad
EducationRe: Students Block Airport Road In Lagos To Protest Ongoing ASUU Strike (video) by Typicool8(m): 1:01pm On Sep 19, 2022
kingyakos:
U don't have sense
Honestly he is a very stupid fellow
TravelRe: Second Niger Bridge Now 95% Complete, To Be Opened December 2022 (video) by Typicool8(m): 7:51am On Sep 19, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Amen. Now can you rest and understand that your poor character, idleness on social media , laziness and personal failures are not caused by APC and Buhari.

It is just typical of failures looking for who to blame but themselves wink I am very proud of President Buhari and I pray for more of God's grace upon him.
So you typed all this epistle just to reply my mention.
Now who is more idle if not your zombified ass
TravelRe: Second Niger Bridge Now 95% Complete, To Be Opened December 2022 (video) by Typicool8(m): 7:20am On Sep 19, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Thank you President Buhari. God bless Nigeria for ever. Well done HE Fashola, minister of works, and other patriots. This is what you get when you get upright and patriotic people in charge of affairs.
My Buhari and apc rule your life patriotically the way they're ruling Nigeria.. just say Amen
PoliticsRe: Students To Ground Lagos Airport, Police Threaten Showdown by Typicool8(m): 7:00am On Sep 19, 2022
BetterNija:
This protest if started , will surely be hijacked by the Ipobs and see it as another opportunity to set Lagos on � Fire ... Mind u , Lagos state is not the only state in Nigeria with present of international airport . We have other states from other region having international airport.
The rate at which the SW part of the country , especially Lagos state is suffering from National problem is alarming and a fact to how much this people wanna pull us down .
In d Military dictatorship days , it's Lagos that host all the rallies against the dictator..
In the days of OBASANJO, it's same Lagos that all the protest against his government are hold.
In the days of Jonathan, it was same ..
Now, in days of Buhari, it's burn down Lagos ...
No wahala
Just shut your dirty mouth if you don't have anything tangible to say
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Gumi Reacts As Northern Youths Vows To Fight Back Anyone Who Touches Him by Typicool8(m): 4:59am On Sep 17, 2022
Those youths are fools
RomanceRe: The Magic Behind That 'bushy' Triangle Between The Woman's Legs(Pics 18+) by Typicool8(m): 3:52pm On Sep 10, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Hand over your phone. grin
Wetin I do grin grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Graduated With Second Class And Not With A Pass by Typicool8(m):
Wow nice one.
TravelRe: FAAN Apologises Over Faulty Escalators At Lagos Airport by Typicool8(m): 12:14pm On Sep 05, 2022
MrFixIt007:
Who can get the real owner of this name?

*Expect something as Gift!�����*



���� *Yekini Amoda Ogunlere*
Who else if not Ahmed Bola Tinubu grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Typicool8(m):
Badadvisor:
E wan dey feel himself say e be guadiola or mourihno until ten hag humble am grin
Boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Typicool8(m):
Badadvisor:
If man u no win arsenal I'd deactivate my account, no matter the bad form we dey arsenal na always our wife.
5k Naira for two Manchester united fans if we win today.
Arsenal fans just dey rant we go put them where they belong today.
Up man U!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Typicool8(m): 3:06pm On Sep 04, 2022
Badadvisor:
If man u no win arsenal I'd deactivate my account, no matter the bad form we dey arsenal na always our wife.
5k Naira for two Manchester united fans if we win today.
Arsenal fans just dey rant we go put them where they belong today.
Up man U!
I don quote you
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Typicool8(m): 10:40am On Sep 03, 2022
fman:
As an adult u no go to like the taste.
It's too sugary..
My mouth full.
Though I swallowed some mistakenly.
I no like the taste
Wow.
I go try am one day when I marry grin
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Typicool8(m): 10:06am On Sep 03, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed to read comments
Me sef dey with my popcorn �
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing That Ever Happened Tp You During Sex by Typicool8(m): 10:05am On Sep 03, 2022
fman:
During $ex, I sucked her breast hungrily only to get a full mouth full of fresh breast milk.
It tasted sugary.
I never knew she was lactating.
I spat out the milk.
I wan confirm if d breast milk sweet grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys Himself A $2million Dollar Bag (pics/video) by Typicool8(m): 12:54am On Sep 03, 2022
Holybaddo:
Relax bro not everyone on Nairaland are broke

Davido was discovered because of music.
Had He not become a Musician,People might not know how wealth He His.

So therefore bro NEVER insult anyone on any platform or App as long as you don't know them in real life
Someone on this Platform may be rich enough to buy Davido whole family

YOU RED THAT RIGHT
I got that boss
Thanks

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