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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On 4th December 2013 by tyson55(m): 7:54pm On Dec 04, 2013
Let the match begin already...

Chelsea will win with 2 sweet goal.

KTBFFH!!!!
Sports / Re: Manchester City To Sign Kelechi Iheanacho by tyson55(m): 4:34pm On Nov 26, 2013
Iheanacho going to Man Shity according to his dad, i'll take the news with a pinch of salt. Let's wait to hear from Man Shity and the lil lad himself.

I pray the dad and the rest of the family involved in this ish come to their senses before the destroy this boy career before it even started.
Family / Re: Rest In Peace Vivianc. by tyson55(m): 5:15am On Nov 26, 2013
O God, Whose property it is ever to have mercy and to spare, we beseech Thee on behalf of the soul of Vivian whom Thou hast called out of this world; look upon her with pity and let her be conducted by the holy angels to paradise, her true country. Grant that she who believed in Thee and hoped in Thee may not be left to suffer the pains of the purgatorial fire, but may be admitted to eternal joys. Through Jesus Christ, Thy Son, our Lord, Who with Thee and the Holy Ghost liveth and reigneth world without end. Amen.

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Crime / Re: 30 Killed On A Wedding Convoy In Borno by tyson55(m): 3:06pm On Nov 03, 2013
Osama10: Do people still live in Maiduguri?

What a question! Nope, People don't live in Maiduguri, aliens do...

@topic, aren't they aware of the dangers in that particular state/town? May their soul rest in peace.

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Religion / Re: Don't Use IJN To Replace In Jesus Name by tyson55(m): 2:27pm On Nov 03, 2013
tpia@:
These people are going mental.

Reduce your monitoring and spying on other people for goodness sake!

You are getting too ridiculous, this is aseni se ara e.

You see someone doing something, no matter how innocuous, you start mocking the person or start posting sanctimonious crap telling them they shouldnt do it, meanwhile you yourself are getting crazier by the day due to your unnatural behaviour.

Everything is not a crime, get that into your thick heads you sorry set of homo sapiens!

Here she goes again... What is madam tpia saying ?
Family / Re: Shocking Photos: Man Marries His Dead Girlfriend by tyson55(m): 1:23pm On Nov 03, 2013
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Politics / Re: Conference Won't Stop Nigeria's Break-up - Bishop by tyson55(m): 1:11pm On Nov 03, 2013
Very well said bishop.

I have never been evasive in my perception of Nigeria; an abominable colonial contraption, the most artificial country on the planet, the country with the largest concentration of dubious spineless hypocrites who want to go to haven without embracing the reality of death (I am not excluding myself here). In a nutshell, we are in this cesspit because we chose to. It is not about the "elites'', unless someone is telling me the so called elites "holding us down" were imported from another universe. However, the situation is not entirely hopeless because we have options.

We can pretend everything is smooth, embrace the status quo and vehemently repress those who cry for change. We can be honest and admit things are not working and figure a way out this stifling quagmire of retrogression and despondency or we can split up and go our separate ways, even if it means splitting into 10 countries or more (To your tents oh Israel). These are options and it is up to us to decide which way to steer the bus.
Politics / Re: US Set To Wipe Boko Haram by tyson55(m): 1:53am On Nov 03, 2013
The US should bring in the drones already and start eliminating this bastards of the surface of the earth. It's about time...
Politics / Re: Realization by tyson55(m): 1:30am On Nov 03, 2013
Thank God this guy is sniffing less of that substance and now he is making some sense.

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Politics / Re: "It Will Take Ten Policemen To Handle One Nigerian" - Indian Police by tyson55(m): 1:06am On Nov 03, 2013
735 i: You know sometimes i really wonder....what exactly is the problem with us Nigerians?
Once you leave the shores of Nigeria; there is this strong bond you feel when you meet a fellow Nigerian (irrespective of his/her tribe).
In places where there are not too many blacks....you actually feel the warmth a fellow black exudes when you wave or smile.... they are most often always willing to acknowledge your greeting.
But once you touch down in Nigeria; the reverse is the case...every Nigerian suddenly remembers that his grandfather is from one geographical location or his great grand mother's uncle was royalty.....
So i have been thinking to myself...is it the "state of the nation" or the perceived hostility of the man walking beside you? or.... what exact;y is it?
it just beats me silly!!! sad sad

Someone opened a thread to inform other Nigerians about something that happened in India...and the smartest thing that a fellow Nigerian could say is;



Pray tell me PAYLESS... where is the sense in your quote? At least you are smart enough to use the internet....you should be able to convince me that this post makes any sense at all.......

The labours of our hero's past seem to be in vain after all...

Don't mind that imbecilic troglodyte called Payless, he is a known bigot on this board. He is always found posting derogatory and inflammatory lines against a particular ethnic group. Shame on him.
Politics / Re: How (not) To Die In Nigeria by tyson55(m): 5:53am On Nov 02, 2013
It's pity it has to be this way...
Politics / Re: Police Smash Robbery Syndicate Which Killed 25 Cops by tyson55(m): 5:27am On Nov 02, 2013
Austine.E:
Dare devil armed robbers,i have said it times with number that if this culture of babalawo,rituals and charms are nt curbed in a certain region of this country,we will wake up one morning to find out that a whole generation of people has taken to robbery..what in this world made some people believe so much in this their charms and dirty rituals!same goes for the culture of Area-boyism or popularly known as 'Alaye' and motor park touts;really there shld be value re-orientation in this part of Nigeria,i fear for the next generation of Nigerians growing up in such an environment.little wonder why our dailies are filled with news of robbery,molestation,rituals,political thuggery,political rascalism and profligacy,religious merchandising etc all coming from a particular axis of this country.

Well said. Nothing to add nor subtract.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by tyson55(m): 5:18am On Nov 02, 2013
Newcastle manager Alan Pardew warns Jose Mourinho he will get a slap if he repeats his goal celebrations from Chelsea's win over Manchester City. The telegraph.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/10421955/Newcastle-United-v-Chelsea-I-will-slap-Jose-Mourinho-if-he-repeats-crowd-jumping-antics-says-Alan-Pardew.html
Politics / Re: Buhari: Boko Haram Is Subterfuge To Kill The North by tyson55(m): 4:56am On Nov 02, 2013
When will Buhari understand there are no such things as flying elephants. I understand the concept of perseverance, but when a man with no arms and no legs insists on climbing a palm tree, it is the epitome of madness.
Romance / Re: Why Igbo Guys Never Marry Yoruba Women? by tyson55(m): 7:28am On Oct 17, 2013
Here they come again...!

Don't some of you guys get tired of all this tribal ish? For Christ sake this is 2013. Damn!

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Romance / Re: Just Had A One Night Stand, Should I Feel Bad?:/ by tyson55(m): 6:17am On Oct 17, 2013
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Write Down Your Last Names And Find Out Your Relation On Nairaland by tyson55(m): 6:14am On Oct 17, 2013
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Politics / Re: UK To Repatriate 267 Nigerian Prisoners by tyson55(m): 5:51am On Oct 17, 2013
xandy84: Is Ibori included in the Albania citizen serving in Uk? I want to believe you dont read the write up and you seems not to understand simple English..


I want to believe that YOU sir didn't up or you seem not to understand simple grammar. cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Embarasses Maclatunji (the Fall Of Arrogance) Morality 101 *Edited* by tyson55(m): 2:54am On Oct 17, 2013
Logicboy03:



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Pls move away, you are a certified madwoman.


To the left.

This got me Roflmao! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Man Padlocks Girlfriend's Pant To Prevent Her From Cheating (photos) by tyson55(m): 8:53am On Oct 11, 2013
Unbelievable !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swindon Town Vs Chelsea - Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 24th Sept 2013 by tyson55(m): 5:09pm On Sep 24, 2013
Originally I could not wait for Jose to come back, I was thinking that he is going to make us the ultimate force once again. I thought he would nurture all of our young and exciting talents whilst blending them in with the 'old-guard'. I also thought that he would be able to work his magic with Torres and get him back to the days of old. I thought he would create this perfect side; with great football and having the three magician midfielders and the solid defence. But no! I can honestly see where the critics are coming from. Jose is the same guy that thought it would be clever to sell Arjen Robben and replace him with Florent Malouda!!! He is openly slating our best player, for the past two year, [Juan Mata] and allows a great young prospect to go on loan. The honeymoon is over...I am no longer in awe of this guy. Leave if you want!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: A Manchester United Fan Committed Suicide Yterday After Man-u Was Beaten 4-1 by tyson55(m): 5:11pm On Sep 23, 2013
For real? shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Has Manmustwac Been Sacked? by tyson55(m): 6:37pm On Aug 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Seun owns nairaland. Islamists own Seun.

So therefore, islamists own nairaland. End of.

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Politics / Re: 2015: Apc’s Invitation Shows Jonathan’s Best Man For The Job – Presidency by tyson55(m): 8:42am On Aug 08, 2013
Abati's response was priceless

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by tyson55(m): 8:08am On Aug 08, 2013
You gonna give it up for Ronaldo the guy still knows how to score as well as dive. The special happy one undone by a special talent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by tyson55(m): 2:32am On Aug 08, 2013
Finally !

Any volunteer to run the commentary?

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