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Family / Re: Missing Nigerian-American Doctor, Fehintola Omidele Found Alive! by tyson55(m): 10:01am On Dec 08, 2014
Everyone is thinking too much into it. Sounds like she met the love of her life and wanted some "alone time".

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Phones / Re: How My Stolen iPhone Was Returned After 7 Months by tyson55(m): 9:03am On Dec 03, 2014
Kiddos have taken over Nairaland with their senile "pic or I don't believe it" phrase.

Nairaland has gone to the dogs.
Celebrities / Re: Fab Photos: Meet Mikel Obi's Prospective Wealthy In-laws by tyson55(m): 8:13am On Dec 03, 2014
safarigirl:
what is wrong with white? People like you are the problem with this world.

He didn't choose white, he chose Olga because Olga dey make him heart go kedike, e no wan know whether she be white, black or yellow

Good response.

At times you wonder how people brains are wired.

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Pets / Re: Dog Given A Grand And Befitting Burial Ceremony In Lagos ( Photo ) by tyson55(m): 5:10am On Dec 03, 2014
LordMecuzy:
Madness.


I think not...

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Politics / Re: Four Die As Thugs Clash During APC Primaries. by tyson55(m): 4:27am On Dec 03, 2014
GboyegaD:
The quest for power in our country makes me believe that these people have nothing to offer.

Are you just knowing this?

PDP, APC same agenda, they have nothing to offer Nigerians.

APC might even be worst going by their antecedent.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Supreme Leader's Wife, Son Captured And Detained In Lebanon by tyson55(m): 4:21am On Dec 03, 2014
knightsTempler:
I would not advocate killing her. That would put the western world on the same level as them. There are many more options they can use. For instance: propaganda videos, convert her to Catholicism, or, better yet, Judaism. Put her on a diet of pork chops and bratwurst. And above all, video tape it. Very good propaganda material. Tell her to drop that veil in front of those cameras. Boy, I would have a field day with her around. Above all, no physical harm at all.



In addition to yours, a video of her enjoying a hajib-free afternoon, sunning herself by the pool, reading a book, eating a BLT, sipping beer, having her bare feet and lower legs massaged by a throng of young, athletic Jewish and Christian reflexologists in Speedos...
Family / Re: Husband Tells Bride He Wants A Divorce After Seeing Her Face For The First Time by tyson55(m): 3:47pm On Nov 17, 2014
But when the bride removed her veil and smiled for the camera, her new husband leapt to his feet in disgust.

This got me roflmao cheesy

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Family / Re: Husband Tells Bride He Wants A Divorce After Seeing Her Face For The First Time by tyson55(m): 3:40pm On Nov 17, 2014
You have to laugh at these archaic rituals










Meanwhile....

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Politics / Re: VIDEO - 2 Suspected Boko Haram Members Burned Alive by tyson55(m): 9:20pm On Nov 13, 2014
For real...?

Politics / Re: Nigeria Army Retakes Mubi From Boko-Haram by tyson55(m): 6:10pm On Nov 13, 2014
Either it's the Nigerian army or the local hunters it's still a welcome relief to the hundred of displaced civilian that fled their homes.
Health / Re: Asthma by tyson55(m): 5:26pm On Nov 13, 2014
Networkingprof:


080 9717 4000,

endwef@yahoo.com


Noted, the relative of the person concern is gonna get in touch with you soon.

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Politics / Re: Tambuwal Joins Presidential Race, APC Intrigues Deepen by tyson55(m): 9:27am On Nov 13, 2014
And the plot thickens...we have not seen the last of this intrigue, as times goes by, more sub plot and counter plot will lay bare.
Romance / Re: Her Ex-Boyfriends All Ran Away Because Of Sex by tyson55(m): 9:20am On Nov 13, 2014
Op, did you say she is a secondary virgin?










That look when some chica tells you they are secondary virgin

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Politics / Re: Atiku: Me? Step Down For Buhari? Well… by tyson55(m): 5:47am On Nov 13, 2014
berem:
yes its true. Most of all these politicians that are polygamous have their wives from different parts of the country. If not that Buhari decided to stick to one wife,he would have married a Yoruba and Igbo woman too.


And you know this how?

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Car Talk / Re: Container Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge, Lands On Danfo Bus [PHOTOS] by tyson55(m): 5:14am On Nov 13, 2014
Na wa o!

Nigeria jaga-jaga, everything scatter-scatter....bad roads, everybody in hurry, nobody obey traffic rules, tell me why something like this will not happen.
God save this nation from the evil ones.

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Health / Re: Guys..., How Do You Urinate Into A WC When Your 'member' Is Fully ERECT? by tyson55(m): 4:57am On Nov 13, 2014
You say what?!!!

Politics / Re: How Boko Haram Overpowered Entire Army Battalion In Borno And Looted Weapons by tyson55(m): 8:51pm On Nov 12, 2014
Did anyone notice that the op story doesn't have a source?

God will shame all of you soon.
Politics / Re: How Boko Haram Overpowered Entire Army Battalion In Borno And Looted Weapons by tyson55(m): 8:48pm On Nov 12, 2014
Op is Boko haram spokesperson, they always have first hand info the print media isn't privy to. They rejoice at the hearing of Boko haram defeat of our military.

You will never see them condemn Boko haram despicable act of targeting innocent school children. And all this just cuz a southerner is in power.

God will strike everyone that knows and has a hand in all of this bloodletting in this country. The wicked will not go unpunished.

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Romance / Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by tyson55(m): 7:55pm On Nov 12, 2014
shocked
She is carrying out a research on you.






That face when you wake up at night to see you new catch staring at you. Lol

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Member Lost Fight Against Nigerian Soldier With Photos by tyson55(m): 4:27pm On Nov 12, 2014
God in his infinite mercy will see him through.

This soldier is one of a kind, he has a heart of a lion.

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In FCE Kontagora Niger State by tyson55(m): 4:22pm On Nov 12, 2014
Uhhhhh!!!

Not again!

Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Hits Federal College Of Education In Niger State by tyson55(m): 3:10pm On Nov 12, 2014
Safari29:



we don't have a president
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Health / Re: Asthma by tyson55(m): 3:05pm On Nov 12, 2014
Networkingprof:
Oh I'm sorry, wat about parceling it across the shore? You are dealing with a loyal friend and the product is effective. Moreso, one has to keep trying till a sound health is achieved. Good health cannot be discounted.

Ok, lemme have you complete contact details.
Health / Re: Asthma by tyson55(m): 11:32am On Nov 12, 2014
Networkingprof:
I'm always around and willing to help: 08097 17 4000. It will be bygone soon and you will be free.

The problem is, I live outside Nigeria and the drugs isn't for me but a family friend. How do we go about it?
Politics / Re: APC Propagandas...Nigerians Be Watchful by tyson55(m): 11:29am On Nov 12, 2014
Really?
Health / Re: Asthma by tyson55(m): 11:26am On Nov 12, 2014
How do i lay my hands on this?

In other words, your contact details.
Politics / Re: I Swear To God, Jonathan Will Not Be Re-elected- Atiku by tyson55(m): 11:23am On Nov 12, 2014
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Politics / Re: JJ Okocha, Kanu & Peter Rufai Spotted During GEJ Declaration At The Eagle Square by tyson55(m): 9:45am On Nov 12, 2014
Op, you are dumb as they come.

It's a free world, I think you know that.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Ambassador Blasts US Refusal To Sell Arms by tyson55(m): 9:39am On Nov 12, 2014
egift:
Story for mami-water. Keep spraying cluelessness and bringing shame on Nigerians just because you are serving under a Zoologist.
.

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Politics / Nigeria Under Goodluck Jonathan -AFP by tyson55(m): 3:30pm On Nov 11, 2014
LAGOS (AFP) - Key dates in Nigeria since President Goodluck Jonathan, who on Tuesday announced his candidacy for the February 14, 2015 presidential election, first came to power in 2010.

-- 2010 --

- May 6: Interim president Jonathan is sworn in, a day after the death of Umaru Yar'Adua following a long illness. Yar'Adua had disappeared from public life for more than five months, during which Jonathan stood in.

-- 2011 --

- April 9: The first of a series of key election dates is marred by deadly bomb blasts.

- April 16: Jonathan, a Christian from the south, wins the presidential election against his rival Muhammadu Buhari, a Muslim from the north. More than 800 die in post-electoral violence, according to Human Rights Watch.

- November 4: At least 150 are killed in a series of attacks claimed by extremist Islamist group Boko Haram against police stations and churches in its northeastern stronghold.

- December 25: A wave of attacks claimed by Boko Haram targeting churches during Christmas services and police leave nearly 50 people dead.

-- 2012 --

- January 9-16: A nationwide general strike called to protest against a doubling of the price of petrol, which the government had previously set at about $0.40 (0.32 euros) per litre. Jonathan ended the strike by agreeing to a subsidy that fixed the price at $0.60 per litre.

- January 20: Coordinated attacks by Boko Haram against the symbols of power in the northern city of Kano leave 185 dead.

-- 2013 --

- May 16: The army launches an offensive against Boko Haram in the northeastern states of Borno, Yobe and Adamawa, where Jonathan declares a state of emergency.

-- 2014 --

- February 2: Nigeria's ruling party, weakened by mass defections and riven by months of in-fighting, is dealt a fresh blow, when one of its most senior figures, former vice president Atiku Abubakar, says he has joined the main opposition.

- April 6: Nigeria becomes Africa's biggest economy, leap-frogging South Africa, after the government announces a re-basing of the country's gross domestic product.

- April 14: At least 75 people die in a bomb blast in a bus station on the outskirts of Abuja -- the deadliest attack yet to strike the city. Boko Haram claims responsibility. Two other attacks, in May and June, leave at least 40 dead in the capital.

- 276 teenage girls are seized from their school by Boko Haram gunmen in Chibok, a remote corner of Borno state. Fifty-seven of the girls manage to flee, while 219 are still captive.

May 7: Jonathan hosts the World Economic Forum on Africa in Abuja, an event aimed at highlighting the continent's growing economic strength, but is overshadowed by the Chibok hostage crisis.

- August 24: Boko Haram's leader Abubakar Shekau says in a video he has created an Islamic caliphate in the northeast town of Gwoza. The group has taken control of several dozen towns and villages in the states of Adamawa, Borno and Yobe.

- October 17: The army and the presidency announce a ceasefire with Boko Haram and an accord for the release of the schoolgirls. Boko Haram denies the accord and says on November 1 the schoolgirls have converted to Islam and been married off.

- November 11: Jonathan announces he is standing for re-election.

He has been heavily criticised for having not stamped out the Boko Haram insurgency which has left more than 10,000 dead over the past five years.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/nigeria-under-goodluck-jonathan-141233396.html
Romance / Re: Man Buys 99 Iphones To Propose To His Girlfriend; She Says No (Picture) by tyson55(m): 10:37pm On Nov 10, 2014
Madness !!!!

The guy should be on a suicide watch.

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