₦airaland Forum

SoapQueen:
Oga, I am not giving it to anybody. I take it because it is natural and I love the sweet taste.

Kkk bt y u cum rush me like dat

SoapQueen:
Babe, that kunu aya and dates plus coconut is something else. I haven't given to any guy so I don't know what it feels like but I prepare it at home. It makes me feel so so good.

Dates ND coconut are for strength ooooooooo don't give him if u no strong / ready for d exercise

BigSarah:
I'm not like the demented African ladies that are logged in your family.
#2cents

U needed help by asking us dat que bt you re proud to reply sumone dat wish to help like dat!!! Anyway not until u realise dat 101% of bf gf na wash u will neva b reasonable..............argue wit ur conji body if u like mention me I no go reply

ItsMeAboki:
Pls shut up, you sit there in Lagos behind the anonymous screen of the internet and down play what we in the north went through - we felt and know the difference that PMB brought us and shall be ever grateful to him; we also shall never forget nor forgive that clueless buffoon GEJ who left us exposed to Boko Haram while he and his cronies shared the money meant to fight them. .

Bros I spent 6yrs as na undagraduate in d great fed uni of tech YOLA so I know wat am saying up till date bokoharam re still Killin in maidagali,....... Abi na lie? Fulani herdmen killed alot of ppl in taraba sum days back yet u re PMB as brot u guys peace I lauf in Japanese sha

ItsMeAboki:
Of course you wouldn't read beyond the level of your short sighted bigotry otherwise you might realise the truth that PMB has been far more effective against Boko Haram than the last clueless excuse for a president; who would rather call them his siblings than send the Army to wipe them out.

I had to check your profile to be sure you re #.....# pls how as he be effective against bokoharam? Guess you are not from North East Yola, borno, yobe dat y u got d balls to type dis thrash

progress69:
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Dont be intellectually lazy. Linking this to heardsmen is reffering to how there are so many sophisticated arms in circulation. This include killer herdsmen and Bokoharam.

Re u nt ashame of yourself typing dis jagoons

Strikethem:
A woman was killed by Fulani yesterday in anambra, we haven't heard what ipob pigs done about it. All they do is shouting afonja as if they use the name swear for them.

Bt must u call Dem "pig"...........two wrongs will never make a right

JasonScolari:
And some asslickers jumped into my mentions like antelopes to defend the ungrateful pussy.

Gosh!!! I did not defend anyone infact I don't ve tym for dat.......if u mention me agan den u ve to argue with ur kidney

BankeSmalls:
Dear Governor Rochas, paying us some money for transport cannot make us forget that you couldn't build any companies or even provide the enabling environment for industrialisation of Imo State. We are passing out to remain jobless.

Sir, we still remember you as the charlatan you are.

signed; concerned corpers

See human being, I wish u serve in nasarawa state unda dat *** called governor amakura from a concern 2016 batch B stream II corpa

Adebayo4christ:
GOOD MORNING WOMEN/MEN OF VIRTUES, PLEASE HELP ME GO THRU MY LONG STORY AND ADVICE ME ON WHAT TO DO.
I GOT MARRIED ABOUT 5 MONTHS AGO, MY WIFE IS A VERY SPIRITUAL PERSON(MFM). AFTER OUR MARRIAGE, I NOTICED SOM CHANGES IN HER, LIKE NAGGING, GETTING ANGRY OVER LITTLE THINGS AND MOST ESPECIALLY PRAYERS. I DONT HAVE THAT STRENGHT WAKING UP IN D MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO PRAY WITH HER AND ALSO COS OF JOB, WE STAY IN IKORODU AND I WORK AROUND OYINGBO SIDE.
ALSO, WHENEVER ANY OF US WRONG EACH OTHER, I WILL B D ONE TO BEG AFTER DAYS OF KEEPING MALICE IN D SAME HOUSE. IF SHE IS D ONE AT FAULT, SHE WILL NEVER BEG, BUT FOR PEACE TO REIGN, I WILL SHEALTH MY SWORD AND BEG HER.
I ALSO NOTICED SHE CHANGED TOWARDS MY PARENT, SHE DOESNT CALL THEM, NOR ALLOW US GO TO VISIT THEM. THEY ALSO STAY IN IKORODU. BUT JUST LIKE 30MINS DRIVE FROM EACH OTHER. SOMTHING HAPPEND ON FEB 15 THIS YEAR, MY DAD SLUMPED AND I WAS CALLED AROUND 8PM TO COME AROUND. THE NEXT THING MY WIFE WILL SAY IS, CANT IT WAIT TILL TOMOROW.I WAS SHOCKED BY THAT STATEMENT. WELL, MY DAD HAD STROKE, AND WAS IN N OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. OUT OF LIKE THE THREE WEEKS MY DAD SPENT IN THE HOSPITAL, MY WIFE CAME TWICE TO IKORODU GENERAL HOSPITAL TO VISIT HIM NOT ON HER OWN BUT WHEN I GO THERE TO VISIT HIM. I GO THERE EVERYDAY TO BATH HIM BFR GOING TO WORK AND AFTER COMING FROM WORK.MY MUM CANT HANDLE IT ALONE.
FAST FORWARD TO WHEN HE WAS DISCHARGED, I MAKE SURE I GO TO MY PARENTS HOUSE EVERYDAY TO CHECK ON HIM BUT MY WIFE ALWAYS COMPLAINED. TELLING ME A TIME WILL COME, I WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BTW MY DAD AND HER. I WAS MAD THAT DAY. SHE ALSO COMPLAINS OF MY MUM HELPING US IN SOME AREAS. LIKE, GIVING HER MONEY OR FOODSTUFF,. SHE TEACHES AND CO OWN A SCHOOL WITH HER MUM. NOW, SHE WAS ON THREE WEEKS EASTER BREAK, ALONE AT HOME TILL I RETURN IN D EVENING AFTER WORK,
FOR THE PERIOD OF THAT THREE WEEKS SHE SPENT AT HOME, SHE CAME WITH ME TO VISIT MY DAD TWICE. MY MUM COMPLAINED ABOUT IT BUT I SHOVE HER OFF. MY QUESTION IS THIS.. IS THIS A GOOD BEHAVIOR FROM HER. ANYTIME I COMPLAINED TO HER. SHE WILL TELL ME THIS IS 21ST CENTURY AND THEY CANT EXPECT HER TO KILL HERSELF FOR THEM. THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE VARIOUS THINGS SHE DOES TO ME AT HOME. SHE HAS WARNED ME NEVER TO REPORT HER TO ANYBODY ESPECIALLY HER PARENT WHO WERE NEVER IN SUPPORT OF THE MARRIAGE THEN, COS I HAD TWO CHILDREN FROM DIFF LADIES WHICH SHE KNEW OFF BEFORE THE RELATIONSHIP STARTED

PLEASE ADVICE ME. AM TOTALLY CONFUSED. I WANT TO OPT OUT OF THE MARRIAGE. I AM NOT ENJOYING EVERY MOMENT WITH HER AGAIN.

U already ve 2kids y u cum marry agan to Jezebel

kapelvej:
Gosh, I forgot to talk about this part, I know some one will raise it up. I will just go back and modify the post. Well again in fairness to her , she exhibited these signs right from day one, not just to me but to everybody even her mother and elder ones. I explained this to the elders of the church, but they said she will change after the marriage.

Meanwhile while we were dating, there was a time I ended the affair because of her cynical behavior, and she came to beg and promised to change. I forgave her after like one month. But then, it only lasted for a while.

Boss, elder of d church are jst men like u ND I so how come you bleaf Dre prediction? Morova dos elder re nt d ones to spend d rest of Dre life wit ha oooo anyhw d mistake is done already jst cont cos of ur kids (dat if dey re urs too ooo)

eyeview:
Personally, the first question i ask whenever i see such situation is this: Didnt you see these signs when you were dating or where you blinded by something else or where you one of those who think they will change in marriage?

Eyeview may ur eye not blind oooooooo
Me self tire ooo d way ppl see tinx atimes duo mak me doubt Dre story!!! How will a lady xhibit such trait from day one ND u still agree to put her in your house bleafing she will change....

WaywardSon:
you mean mr touchline cheerleader, faking injuries and missing the final, thanks to eder for giving it to him. He was later exposed at Confederations cup semifinal by Chile. The coward wanted to take the last penalty lol

The same Chile made your Messi almost resign from national football!!! U sure rememba dat final

lsoul:
both players are good. Ronaldo has more individual records than messi.
messi has more team records than Ronaldo.
Ronaldo is a demi god in portugal broke records, Luis Figo couldn't win them an European cup but Ronaldo did.
messi yet to break or equate maradona's record to give them a world cup or copa America cup.
so messi is only a demi god in barca simple!

Ronaldo and messi shoud win world cup first.

Nice point but both can't win d world cup

STILESGANG:
I have watched a lot of elclassico where penal do was practically useless for 90mins more recently the one played in December where your man crush and his team ate were trashed abi isn't elclassico a big match?

Bros sentiment as block ur sense of reasoning how will u compare elcasico with champons league quater final match?


Aye Le oo

NwaAmaikpe:



Nice compilation.
So all these places exist yet Nigerians complain of being unemployed.

Sadly but ironically over 70% of Nigerians are all working in Akin Alabi's company Nairabet and making the dude rich as hell

Nt until sense fall on Dem dey can't b deliverd

HolyHero:
[color=#990099] I swear to God she's ugly.

I'm just being honest.
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I concur to dat she ugly wella

EniHolar:
Dump his sorry arse and move on. Better options available.

What will you do if Nairaland crashes like it did some years back?

Move on with my life nw Oda site no dey?


What will you do as buhari as declare is intention to run for 2nd term

agarawu23:
Come badagry ceme asix and see worst of it

U will even see 2tyres one in d front one in d bck

Uhmmm op I Neva cheat all Tru my University days duo I had do security( i.e if my person carry d expo ND am close to him/her I will be watching for d person, I will b like guy person dey cum ooo or bae close ur lap oo)
Bt two incident I will neva forget were wat apind to jonah (deptmental guy) ND Josh (school/faculty guy).....in 200l jonah ws cot it microchip by a new lecturer (ordinary graduate assistance) d lecturer gave him mapractice form he filled it ND d lecturer ask one of us to sign as witness nobody gree till e threatened use dat we all carry d cos ova den one guy Sha signd as d witness, Jonah was expelled dat day (duo e wrote jamb d nxt yr ND gain admission in a state uni sha) now wat hurt me most ND made d incident unforgettable, d nxt day d same lecturer cot a 300l guy wit microchip a Fulani guy I swear d man just changed his sit duo d 300l guy pleaded which Jonah also did bt I guess Jonah was not just fortunate



The other incident apind on d 26th of may 2016 we wey writing our final exam as an undagraduate wen Josh was cot teaching a lady in d exam Hall Josh cgpa den was 4.62 d lady's cgpa ws 1.79 imagine d gap ooo also d lady was set to marry one airforce guy infact d i.v is all ova skul( dat is d exam is useless to ha d exam won't boast ha cgpa she is already taken etc) anyway Josh was ask to forfeit 1 academic session ND for d babe dey no do her anything cos she was found innocent of d offence

thatigboman:
You arevery lucky. In Futminna it is straight expulsion

Uhmmm not only futminna all fut.....cos am graduate of FUTYolA ND if cot wit ordinary microchip Bros u re gun!!

fourhayz:
OP correct your english.....I cannot be reading disjointed thrash....NEVER

If u re too dull to undastand him, then wuk on ur IQ!!!

donstan18:
You should know that she married with her virginity intact, or don't you want to know that one?

Kkk we Don know dat one too

midolian:
The topic of discussion now is her virginity and her one time jobless mother..

with the mention of Ajanaku, what exactly are you insinuating?

Maybe na d virginity attach ha to d prophet ajanaku

Teniola2000:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/6943356_img20180408000630112_jpeg04db1cff31fdbd837520d886d1986fd6

A Nigerian Facebook user, Ben Smart is currently struggling for breathing space on his Facebook wall as hundreds of Nigerian men and funny enough, women are attacking him for choosing to keep his Virginity till Marriage and aswell be a loyal and submissive husband.

Some Nigerian men tagged him gay,glorified slave, while ladies accused him of been a potential woman wrapper, Bensmart who only wanted to be different from other Nigerian Men, made a shocking composition of himself, read below;



Bensmart days ago, shared a photo of a girl kneeling down to propose to him, he said he would be very glad if his future wife proposed to him, one could assume he has lost his senses or has he really lost it, what's ur take?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6943356_img20180408000630112_jpeg04db1cff31fdbd837520d886d1986fd6


NEWS BY JOELSBLOG
https://joelsblog.com.ng/i-will-be-submissive-to-my-wife-nigerian-facebook-user-ben-smart-says-nigerians-attack-him-calling-him-a-woman-wrapper/


Ohh chim! Imagine marrying a man without sex experience, we are going to be reciting Bible verses on the bed... Virgin ko virgin ni

Which one be sex experience agan