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as for me, i stick to my KOKO

i dey wait o

true tlk moyon

the most important tin is KOKO, let him perform without burantashi

gabrywyl:
Well, I remember he go tell me no Nairalanders name on threads sha

wat bout d one syl posted and studio43 and some i cnt remember

blackmann:
[b]I've done nothing really crazy to my "soulmate" except to want to strip her to her undies and give her a full sensual massage(which she hasn't agreed to yet on conditions best known to her), but i did something very crazy to one girl i dated in the past.

She came down from school to see me. just finished my exams and had nothing to do, nd i didn't want to go home yet. she came to spend a weekend. One nyt we were making out, while i was huffing and puffing on her, she just lay there like a log of wood, not moving, not making a sound, just staring at the ceiling. It got to a point she told me to come quickly that she wanted to sleep. Hw embarrased i was. to make matters worse, she got a call from one of her friends and told her that she was relaxing.
Early the folowing morning, i got up, went to Sabo, and found one mallam there. I told him i need a few doses of burantashi(all these local herbs hausa's make for sex enhancement). he told me to dissolve it in a bottle of guiness and drink it a full hour before the main action. For good measure, i bought a small tin of chinese balm.

that night, she just lay there, expecting the same performance as the night before. Na so i take style rub some of the balm on the condom i wore and na so I begin. The girl think say na play when i do first round, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th round, and i never stop. Na so she begin beg me say make i stop say her toto dey on fire, but trust me i no gree. i just poured some more baby oil over my very stiff privates, rubbed some inside her p&ssy walls, held her hands above her head and hammered away. by the time i finally stopped, she was shaking like a wet miserable dog on a cold rainy day. She had to sit in a big bowl of hot water till the following morning. suffice to say, she no wait till monday wey she pack her load run. She told me before she left that unless i kill her first, she no go gree make i Bleep am again. [/b]

too bad, so u mean without burantashi u cnt perform, u r not a real man

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i no fit marry u too

av checked there n its not there, def its been deleted, he tried sha, he shud continue

is dis sppose to be a joke?

i tink if its in d general discussion,dat shud be moved, but it was removed, well i'll check there nw

gabrywyl:
Tyty, this is what I mean. When peeps go post my name or other peeps name on their thread, it all okay for them. But oh well. . . I'm trying my very best to tolerate with Seun. .

dat is unfair, he shud treat us all the same and not sparing some cozz he knows dem or watterrr
wat wit the post wit dat d**kplane, has he deleted dat one?

and i still dnt know d reason y he shud delete dat post of myn? cozz i dnt see anytin dat is eye-sore there

KunleOshob:
@Gabry
Maybe seun as a crush on you hence the need to "protect" you on nairaland

wat kind of idiotic and barbaric crush is dat?

i dey hot abeg, still leave me for now

i no sy na u tell seun to remove dat ur picture, everybody don see hw u be nw mumu

u r ill

topic should be removed

all dis topics needs to be removed

who r u? if u dnt know wat to type, u berra tie dat ur horrible hand to iroko tree, idiot

sylve11:
ololumi, i don't really know what is wrong with that guy, but i think that shouldn't bother u much, for u have alot to thin about, ok.

Ololumi, it's time u announce to the house about who's ur one and only.

no i still wnt to know y d topic was removed
there r lots of topics hia dat he should remove not dat one, there's somtin behind it


they all know dat nw, dnt mind dat omoiyabanke wey dey meskafo anyhow

a lot of topics needs to be removed hia, i dnt know wat seun is doin wit dem

wats wrong wit my "happy romade"

heheheheheheh,

omobanke, na only angels dey follow me o

see dis guy call seun, he don remove my topic "happy romade" why nw

dat guy dey bias

eh yah, kpele

:p

tnk jah u can do dat today

they will know wat?

u must be a slowpoke

y u undecided gabry

syl peein in romade's mouth

am i seeing anythin there

i album is wit me, i siezed it, no comin out