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@poster,

wait till u r 39, u r still a boy

na sima witch dey worry dem so

studio43:
them be your friends na, u wan deny am

before dem manoeuvre

Moyola:
hehe. . . c whuz talkin you dhat spelt fiction as friction nko

huhuhuhuhuhu, i nor noe say u sef see am o

ask d poster, he knows best

dnt u av eyes?

@romade

ori e la je

u've 4gotten dat most nollywood movies are true life stories, only d end no dey true sha

forget if its a film or not just answer d quesion, wat if u r d guy?

gongo aso

am not sure at all, convince me

so wats d meanin of dat, ARINLADE

help me ask d mumu o

u r still tinkin

agbale oja

see mumu laff

wats funny, plsclose ur goro tit

i beliv dis maloo iz nort refarin to mie

bastard nigerian

i am unbannable

se omo ale yoruba ni wo ni?

okun asegi ta, alaparutu

hw's she related to chioma

i smell ban _{*sniff sniff*}

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for ur mind

@poster

tke style style dey beg

wey seun?

ta lo ran e nse

krama:
winshitcity. . . winshitcity. . . what's that?

winch in ur city

dumbino, oko bimbo

only original dumbs know d upcoming dumbs