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tnk u

lmao

first time wey u go open a thread na so so lubbish dey d thread

i sleep on everyside, attimes with my legs up, and attimes i sit-sleep

see una dirty mind, dirty minded people

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i tnk Baba God, i did everytin doable

pls explain d meanin of polite to hm, u kno he's still a baby, who cnt read or write

Ben20001:
it's not funny

cozz u r one of those bois

romade:
at all

wat do u know u r still a babyboi nw

@ololumi
i missssssss U reallllllllll baaaaaaaaaaadddd , but i didn't see any offs o, anyhw sha, tnk God we both made it into 2009, be it e-love or love in beijin, u still remain my ololumi

romade, u avn't stop dis ur busybody, this is a new year o, better change from ur old ways

i jump follow u na, abi u don forget , hw was ur holls?

poor u

its like everybody is missing everybody here, OK me too i miss y'allllll

omo iya banke hw u dey?

merry new year my fifpule

sholabanke:
abeg tyty
no kill us for here with all this ur jokes

i'll try not to this new year, its part of my new year resolution

@kayo
why should u stop laffin, aa ma ni ro gun ekun ninu odun tuntuno pls continue laffing

may God help u

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did,

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"

HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"

CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"

HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."

CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"

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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
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BYE EVERYBODY
TILL NEXT YEAR

WISH U ALL PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR

seaaaaaaaaammaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did,

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Your cars stink!"

HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"

CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"

HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"

CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!"

HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?"

CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash anymore!"

tonk u

Orikinla:
They get married, but they often do not get truly loved.
Ask the Igbo women who are married to Igbo men.
They are treated as sex objects and baby factories.

y u shock?

where av u bin princess in lagos

i no fit believe u again, cozz even if u perform daada, u don tke burantashi for corner